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  • When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. -- Prince Philip
  • I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards. -- MaryJanice Davidson
  • When you live in a safe place like Monte Carlo, you can walk home at any time of the night and you don't have to worry. I don't feel at risk there. If I drive myself, I can leave the car doors unlocked. -- Shirley Bassey
  • I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour. -- MaryJanice Davidson
  • You can always tell a car door, no other door sounds quite like it.("New York Blues") -- Cornell Woolrich
  • There's nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. -- George Burns
  • If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it. -- Cullen Hightower
  • I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it. -- Daniel Tosh
  • Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. -- Lisi Harrison
  • I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose. -- Emo Philips
  • Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" -- Rich Hall
  • If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car! -- Prince
  • When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. -- Henny Youngman
  • Kellyanne opened the car door and crawled into my bedroom. Her face was puffy and pale and fuzzed-over. She just came in and said: "Ashmol, Pobby and Dingan are maybe-dead." That's how she said it. -- Ben Rice
  • When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time. -- Joan Rivers
  • Just leave me alone, I want to be alone," she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise." -- Sarah Mayberry
  • "Just leave me alone, I want to be alone," she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise. -- Sarah Mayberry
  • I walked out the wrong car door and started walking into the crowd, An interviewer said, 'Give your best horror scream,' and Stan did this great scream, and I was too much of a wimp to do one. It was pathetic! -- Robert Pattinson
  • I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it's like you're climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head. -- Thom Yorke
  • Get wreck in the kitchen like she on the Cooking Channel, And then hide the heat in the car door... God damn, she's a mother-to-be, ya hope for twins, Give me a whole tribe! And be as sexy as Janet was on the cover of Vibe. -- Sadat X
  • Back then the cars had a trap door that we could pull open with a chain to check our tire wear. -- Tim Flock
  • From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all. -- Randeep Hooda
  • It isn't unusual to see children climb into a car every morning to be ferried to the front door of a school that's just a few blocks away. -- Risa Lavizzo-Mourey
  • Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip. -- Dorothy Kilgallen
  • My first car was in 2006 when I got on my first TV show - a BMW 328i2 four-door sedan in slate grey. That was a great day, that was. -- Rebecca Mader
  • I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the doors locked. I prefer beach resorts with room service. -- Anne Lamott
  • I married a pretty famous girl, and when we drive through town there's usually a car following us, when I walk out of my front door in Chelsea there's six guys waiting for me. -- Kevin Pietersen
  • With a brand - and I respect Porsche - but the Ferrari brand is more exclusive... We never do SUVs, we never do four doors, and we never exceed 7,000 cars per year. And 7,000 means 7,000. -- Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
  • Is there some risk every day we walk out our front door? Every time we get in our car? Yeah. Are we materially less safe now than we were 10 years ago? Whatever delta there is, it's very small. -- John Hickenlooper
  • I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I don't want anybody leaning on them or closing the door too hard, know what I mean? -- Scott Baio
  • My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline - she always says, 'Mummy, keep the door open,' when I'm filling up the car. I've heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world - maybe that's something to study for my next fragrance! -- Kate Moss
  • When I was a kid in Nebraska, a cantankerous farmer, known for plinking with his '22 at passing cars in which he perceived enemies, ingeniously rigged up a shotgun in his house, trained on the inside of his front door so as to widely distribute any intruder. -- Dick Cavett
  • I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. -- Adam Carolla
  • Theater in New York is nearer to the street. In London, you have to go deep into the building, usually, to reach the place where theater happens. On Broadway, only the fire doors separate you from the sidewalk, and you're lucky if the sound of a police car doesn't rip the envelope twice a night. -- Tom Stoppard
  • When I go to Indian reservations in the West, and especially to the Pine Ridge Reservation, I sometimes feel unsure where to put my foot when I open the car door. The very ground is different from where I usually stand. There are fewer curbs, fewer sidewalks, and almost no street signs, mailboxes, or leashed dogs. -- Ian Frazier
  • When you get into your car, shut the door and be there for just half a minute. Breathe, feel the energy inside your body, look around at the sky, the trees. The mind might tell you, 'I don't have time.' But that's the mind talking to you. Even the busiest person has time for 30 seconds of space. -- Eckhart Tolle
  • I almost took the door off the car -- Stephenie Meyer
  • The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car. -- Derek Landy
  • You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. -- Jeff Foxworthy
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