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I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water. -- Brad Delson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -- Dave Barry
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station. -- Adam Carolla
The company Sunfare delivers food to my house, and I eat six meals day. My two cheats are hot chocolate that I'm obsessed with and drink multiple times a day, and root beer I drink once in a million years. I drink about 2 gallons of water a day. -- Charlie Ebersol
Beer is an improvement on water itself. -- Grant Johnson
While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! -- Harry Leon Wilson
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. -- Benjamin Franklin
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria." -- Benjamin Franklin
I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer! -- Robert Bolt

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