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  • When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. -- Evel Knievel
  • You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. -- Eli Roth
  • How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm. -- Luke Scott
  • The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' -- Robin Williams
  • I grew up in the '60s, which was a creative time, so it wasn't that big of a stretch to go from a baseball bat to a guitar to a film camera. -- Abel Ferrara
  • I studied Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. On element of Jeet Kune Do is that I had several of years of practice with the kali stick - a stick with a size and length similar to a baseball bat. -- Jose Pablo Cantillo
  • I've been on 'Criminal Minds' twice! On the first show, a boy brought kids out to the woods and was beating them with a baseball bat, but I got away. Then they brought Tracy, my character, back - as a kidnapped girl. They saved me two times! Tracy lived! -- Elle Fanning
  • Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously. -- Sydney Madwed
  • Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -- Joel Osteen
  • There are more people killed with baseball bats and hammers than are killed with guns. -- Paul Broun
  • Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! -- Stephenie Meyer
  • If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. -- Louis Tomlinson
  • There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat. -- Jared Leto
  • My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat. -- Terry Pratchett
  • Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. -- Irvine Welsh
  • If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light. -- Marianne Williamson
  • If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat. -- Joey Jordison
  • I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK) -- Woody Allen
  • When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat -- Steig Larsson
  • When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to ask her to dance. So I put down my baseball bat and approached her like Babe Ruth. -- Jarod Kintz
  • If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing. -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
  • If there is one thing I know, it's that with every great achievement in our lives, there is an insecure idiot hiding around the corner waiting to take a baseball bat to it. -- Dan Pearce
  • I feel like, when I arrive at the hospital, I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back and I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat. -- Kristen Bell
  • I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone off a bike with a baseball bat; you never really lose the knack. -- Simon R. Green
  • They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were no candy or prizes, just a few stray beetles of various sizes. -- Tim Burton
  • Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. -- Andy Rooney
  • A baseball bat could not have hit me harder than that smile did. I was sixteen years old. In that time, how many thousands of smiles had been aimed at me? so why did this one feel like the first? -- Jerry Spinelli
  • I did 'Kidulthood' and 'Adulthood,' and that's what people wanted and expect me to always do. They want me to do 'hood films and be the guy swinging baseball bats and saying 'Yo Blood' and beating up others in the street. -- Noel Clarke
  • Spooky things happen in houses densely occupied by adolescent boys. When I checked out a four-inch dent in the living room ceilingone afternoon, even the kid still holding the baseball bat looked genuinely baffled about how he possibly could have done it. -- Mary Blakely
  • You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. Youâ??re sacking them. Youâ??re bagging them. And thatâ??s what youâ??re doing with a quarterback. -- Deacon Jones
  • If somebody is really trying to take your head off with a baseball bat - I don't know how long you're supposed to stand there and turn the other cheek, so he or she can get a better angle at taking your head off. -- Maya Angelou
  • I look in the mirror and I don't see a sex symbol. I just see a guy who looks like he's been beaten with a baseball bat. I mean, is this the face of a sex symbol? They say that because I work in the movies. -- Javier Bardem
  • I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. And actually, most of the bats in Massachusetts are used off the field instead of on the field, and we all had baseball bats in our cars in high school. -- Eli Roth
  • The Golf Hall of Fame is full of players with unusual looking swings. Some of the prettiest swings you've ever seen in your life are made on the far end of the public driving range by guys who couldn't break an egg with a baseball bat. -- Peter Jacobsen
  • Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I've heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend. -- Anthony Jeselnik
  • Babe Ruth made a baseball fan of me. I used to go to Yankee Stadium just to see him come to bat. -- Effa Manley
  • The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved. -- W. P. Kinsella
  • Baseball can be slow in many ways. The action starts with when the pitcher delivers the ball. But the action really starts when the crack of the bat happens. -- Cal Ripken, Jr.
  • Baseball just a came as simple as a ball and bat. Yet, as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. A sport, a business and sometimes almost even a religion. -- Ernie Harwell
  • Traditionally, baseball punishes preening. In a society increasingly tolerant of exhibitionism, it is splendid when a hitter is knocked down because in his last at bat he lingered at the plate to admire his home run. -- George Will
  • Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch. -- Peter Tork
  • When I started in professional baseball, I had what you might call a rude awakening. See this scar right next to my left ear? That's where the pitcher hit me the very first time I came to bat as a pro. I was out cold for about 10 minutes. -- Billy Herman
  • Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for your people: batting averages, home runs, errors, ERAs, win/loss records. You could see what they did well and poorly and call on the right people to play the right positions in a very transparent way. -- Ray Dalio
  • One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding? -- James Caan
  • I got scars on my face that tell some kind of story. I'm looking in the mirror, and I got one scar that's really two scars - half from a baseball bat and half from playing football in college. I'll tell you, though, after a while, your face gets so wrinkled up you can hardly see them. -- Kris Kristofferson
  • We in the Negro leagues felt like we were contributing something to baseball, too, when we were playing. We played with a round ball, and we played with a round bat. And we wore baseball uniforms, and we thought that we were making a contribution to baseball. We loved the game, and we liked to play it. -- Buck Leonard
  • As far as sleeping goes, you're up and ready to go at six in the morning. Spring training was always a combination of relaxing and working, and I missed that quite a bit. I missed being around the ball field. A baseball. A bat. The smell of the uniform, you might say. Talking baseball. Seeing opponents as well as the Cubs. -- Lou Boudreau
  • When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was right there where they had to walk. My bats kept disappearing, and I couldn't figure it out. Turns out, Pee Wee Reese was stealing my bats. I found that out later, after we got out of baseball. He and Rube Walker stole my bats. -- Stan Musial
  • A brilliant idea without action is like Mark McGwire playing baseball without a bat. -- Jack Canfield
  • The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. -- Ted Williams
  • I miss the guys, and I miss playing baseball. Just being able to swing the bat, or run, or dive for a ball, or slide into second. -- Prince Fielder
  • Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot. -- Dick Gregory
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