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I'm letting no man handle my bank account. -- Hattie McDaniel
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. -- Bethenny Frankel
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. -- Paula Poundstone
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. -- Phyllis Diller
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Irwin Corey
If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers! -- Marilyn Monroe
I'm not jealous in traditional ways - of boyfriends or babies or bank accounts - but I do covet other women's styles of being. -- Lena Dunham
The taste of people with large bank accounts tends not to be on the cutting edge. -- Paul Goldberger
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing. -- Carlos Santana
The real rich people doesn't have bank accounts, they have treasures. -- Amit Kalantri
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. -- Mark Twain
Americans' right to free speech should not be proportionate to their bank accounts. -- Bernie Sanders
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken. -- Dorothy Parker
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. -- George W. Bush
You should be concerned about the state of your soul, not the state of your bank account. -- Jennifer Weiner
Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts. -- Ambrose Bierce
It should be the power of our vote, not the size of our bank accounts, that drives our democracy -- Barack Obama
We also call for a freeze on the bank accounts of those countries, including our allies, with due warning. -- Jill Stein
A man without a sense of purpose, even one whose bank accounts are stuffed with money, is always a small man. -- Stephen King
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name -- Woody Allen
Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each. -- Christopher Rice
The battle for the airwaves cannot be limited to only those who have the bank accounts to pay for the battle and win it. -- Walter Cronkite
My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother -- Laura Dern
The stock market has an insidious effect on C.E.O.s' moods, because of its impact not just on their companies but on their own bank accounts. -- James Surowiecki
Aging is an inevitable process. I surely wouldn't want to grow younger. The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer. -- William Holden
Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin. -- Melissa Bean
I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal. -- Benazir Bhutto
Secret bank accounts are for laundering dirty money. Heads of state at the UN should put an end them. That would be the best way of tracking down the drug traffickers. -- Evo Morales
A cynic had defined aid as simply the system by which poor white people in rich countries gave money to rich black people in poor countries to put into Swiss bank accounts. -- Wilbur Smith
The economic dynamic in Zimbabwe is perversely robust: while ordinary people suffer, black-market dealers and people with foreign bank accounts prosper, making them powerful stakeholders in the perpetuation of devastating economic policies. -- Samantha Power
... in this impersonal world of the nine-digit zip code, credit cards, and numbered bank accounts, in this world of no marriage, late marriage, and remarriage, the operative word in office relationships is 'family. -- Lois Wyse
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. -- Al Goldstein
Because Mint has access to all of your bank accounts and credit cards, we can detect fraud or unusual spending patterns faster than your bank, then send an email or text message alert to users. -- Aaron Patzer
In Indonesia, where I am from, the Dutch-imposed Civil Code dating back to the colonial 1870s prevailed until the 1974 Law on Marriage granted married women greater rights, including the ability to open individual bank accounts. -- Sri Mulyani Indrawati
At times, some journalists see nothing in the people apart from an opportunity to make material gain. They see them as consumers to whom we sell commodities at huge profits that keep our bank accounts growing. -- Wadah Khanfar
Dogs are great teachers. They are at home in the world. They live in the moment, and they force us to stay there with them. Dogs love us unconditionally, not for our bodies or bank accounts. -- Susan Cheever
You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ... Your entire life ... Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart. Not just your bank account, but your soul. -- Anna Quindlen
People under the influence of cults is similar to that we observe in addicts. Typical behaviour for both includes draining bank accounts, neglecting children, destroying relations with family and losing interest in anything except the drug or cult. -- Keith Henson
Even five minute meaningful conversations with other people not only fuel us in the moment but also build up a reserve of social capital so that when hard times strike, we can draw down on that bank account. -- Michelle Gielan
Ninety-five per cent of films are born of frustration, of self despair, of ambition for survival, for money, for fattening bank accounts. Five per cent, maybe less, are made because a man has an idea, an idea which he must express. -- Samuel Fuller
When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can't eat money. -- Alanis Obomsawin
I don't have huge bank accounts. I'd love one. But it wouldn't change much. I don't have any expensive habits. I'm not a car collector or any of that nonsense. But I'd love to be incredibly wealthy for no reason at all. -- John Lydon
You don't have to sleep with prostitutes or take drugs in order to have a relationship with organized crime. They affect our bank accounts. They affect our communications, our pension funds. They even affect the food that we eat and our governments. -- Misha Glenny
Bringing 17 crore people to the doors of the bank is a huge task and I commend all the bank officials for the same. It is not difficult to open a bank branch, it is difficult to get 17 crore people to open bank accounts. -- Narendra Modi
Mitt Romney will travel to London where he will attend the Olympics opening ceremony. Of course it's going ot be weird when they're announcing all the countries, and he's like 'Got a bank account there, got one there, two bank accounts there.' -- Jimmy Fallon
Every day, IRS agents levy liens on homes, bank accounts, and businesses; they confiscate cars, furniture, boats, and other personal property without the constitutional protections of due notice, hearing, and due process. If a person forcibly resists, government agents kill him for resisting arrest. -- Jacob G. Hornberger
Rather than working to the exclusion of everything else in order to flood our bank accounts in the hope that we can eventually buy back what we have missed along the way, we need to live life fully now with a sense of its fragility. -- Randy Komisar
It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions. -- Gary Neville
Let me tell you something 'bout these rich Uptown folk," said Cokie. "They got everything that money can buy, their bank accounts are fat, but they ain't happy. They ain't ever gone be happy. You know why? They soul broke. And money can't fix that, no sir. -- Ruta Sepetys
Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important. -- Keanu Reeves
We can learn that reward comes in creation and re-creation, no just in the consumption of the world around us. Active participation in the process of creation is our right and our privilege. We can learn to measure the success of our ideas not by our bank accounts by their impact on the world. -- Tim Brown
The reason that most British actors are better than most American actors in the end is that they don't make any money. At the very end of their lives, they get into a space movie and they make a lot of money, but until that happens, basically, they don't have bank accounts. They live from day to day. -- Mike Nichols
The lobbying over China most favored nation trading status was disgusting. There's no way in hell that MFN would have passed in '95, '96, '97, '98, '99, 2000 if all these companies hadn't come in flooding and making campaign contributions and ask for people's support. That drove the debate. Every year was the allure of corporate dollars flooding into members' bank accounts. -- Mark Shields
When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you want to be owned by your husband? Do you want your money from your job to go into his bank account? If you were raped, do you still want that to be a crime? Congratulations : you are a feminist.' -- Caitlin Moran
Now, for Romney to believe that somebody's grandmother is going to be so cut off she is going to self deport... He certainly shows no concern for the humanity of people who are already here... I think you have to live in worlds of Swiss bank accounts and Cayman Island accounts and automatic $20 million a year income with no work to have some fantasy this far from reality. -- Newt Gingrich
We're not going to beat Barack Obama with some guy who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman Sachs while it forecloses on Florida and is himself a stockholder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac while he tries to think the rest of us are too stupid to put the dots together to understand what this is all about.... People matter more than Wall Street. -- Newt Gingrich
I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account. -- Kathie Lee Gifford
Being fashionable does not mean you have to drain your bank account. -- Brad Goreski
No man can add one dollar to his bank account by worrying. -- Vash Young
Vegetables deplete soil. They're extractive. If soil has a bank account, vegetables make the largest withdrawals. -- Dan Barber
Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success. -- Lydia Lunch
There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account. -- Chris Martin
The banks have accounts with the Fed, much the same way that you have an account in a commercial bank. -- Ben Bernanke
Success is not how many zeroes your bank account has. It's about making the most of the life you have. -- Suze Orman
If you ask around, it's pretty easy to find someone who has a bank account overdraft horror story to tell. -- Carolyn Maloney
My legislation, the Simple Savings Tax Relief Act of 2005, simply eliminates the taxation of interest earned in savings accounts, such as passbook savings accounts or bank certificates of deposit. -- Cliff Stearns
I trust online banking. You know why? Because if somebody hacks into my account and defrauds my credit card company, or my online bank account, guess who takes the loss? The bank, not me. -- Kevin Mitnick
Sometimes I get a call from my bank, and the first thing they ask is, 'Mr. Mitnick, may I get your account number?' And I'll say, 'You called me! I'm not giving you my account number!' -- Kevin Mitnick
I salute the poor of our country who have deposited more than Rs 20,000 crore in Jan Dhan Bank Accounts. -- Narendra Modi
Bank accounts for each household is a national priority for us. We need to rise to the occasion & successfully overcome this challenge. -- Narendra Modi
I deposit in many banks including the bank of wisdom. The more I draw on my accounts, no matter how big the sum, the bigger my balance becomes -- Ameen Rihani

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