Baby fathers quotes:

Send

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby. -- Kevin Hart
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all. -- Benjamin Spock
My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s. -- John Major
My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective. -- Tim Robbins
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of. -- Amy Heckerling
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. -- Enid Bagnold
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. -- Louisa May Alcott
On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother. -- Calamity Jane
My father was a jazz listener, and I think, at least before I was 5, I was not so into that. Although there were records that emphasized percussion that I liked, like Baby Dodds. -- Wallace Shawn
I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things. -- Issa Rae
The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all. -- Benjamin Spock
The entire Mayron's Good Baby natural skin care line is free from synthetic fragrances, paraben, sodium lauryl sulfate, and DEA. It was a wonderful experience to work with my father on the creation of these natural products. -- Melanie Mayron
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny. -- Michael Haneke
Being a father, well, I don't know if this is a change, but it makes me want to get out of here faster. Get off the clock. Just 'cause the baby is my reason for living, my reason for coming to work. -- Richard Dean Anderson
Women are now very comfortable to have babies into their late 30s. You can be a father in your 50s. I'm not saying it's for everybody, and I think people have to get their own life secure before they take on the responsibility of a partner and children. -- Michael Douglas
I'm a war baby: I was brought up with rationing, and my parents always had to struggle. I remember when I was sent to boarding school - Prior Park College in Bath - my father was asked how he was going to pay the fees, and he replied: 'In arrears.' -- Cameron Mackintosh
I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby! -- Matthew Perry
This baby comes out of you and there's no handbook. They hand you this child and say, 'Don't kill it. Feed it, clothe it and shelter it.' I never knew what that kind of love was. I remember looking at my daughter for the first time and wondering if that's the way my father looked at me. -- Alicia Coppola
When my first daughter was born, my husband held her in his hands and said, 'My God, she's so beautiful.' I unwrapped the baby from her blankets. She was average size, with long thin fingers and a random assortment of toes. Her eyes were close set, and she had her father's hooked nose. It looked better on him. -- Ayelet Waldman
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. -- Mike Harding

Send