Baby birth quotes:

  • Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver. -- David Letterman
  • And he who gives a child a treat Makes joy-bells ring in Heaven's street, And he who gives a child a home Builds palaces in Kingdom come, And she who gives a baby birth Brings Saviour Christ again to Earth. -- John Masefield
  • Giving birth to a baby does not make you an infant. -- Gayle Tzemach Lemmon
  • I love babies. I love being pregnant and I loved giving birth. -- Sadie Frost
  • Most every book I bring into the world is like birthing a baby; it's a lot of effort! -- Barbara Kingsolver
  • I want to see the birth of my baby. Hopefully it's a boy. He can play for St. John's. -- Jayson Williams
  • Around 20 million premature and low-birth weight babies are born every year and are at high risk of death or disability because of hypothermia. -- Jane Chen
  • I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.' -- Vicky Hartzler
  • A successful birth is not a birth without drugs or monitors or surgery. A successful birth is when you're alive and the baby's alive. -- Jean Hanff Korelitz
  • I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth of my baby. -- Jayson Williams
  • When Baby Boomer women started choosing hotel-like birthing centers over hospital delivery rooms, hospitals quickly wised up. Now even rural hospitals offer well-designed labor-delivery-recovery suites. -- Virginia Postrel
  • The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones we've dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway. -- Jennifer Gilmore
  • Everyone says, 'You give birth, you go home, and you have this amazing baby and it's just beautiful'. And I walked in and I just started sobbing. -- Bridget Moynahan
  • In seven books, I've written my fair share of baby epilogues. Pregnancies and births and even grandchildren have made an appearance in the final pages of my books. -- Sarah MacLean
  • With longer life spans and better health and education, many feel that giving birth to a baby a mere couple of decades after they themselves were in the cradle is a little premature. -- Mariella Frostrup
  • I know being pregnant and giving birth is the most wonderful thing on Earth. I know that after you have a baby, there is a sense of addiction, a need to have another. It's biological. -- Janine di Giovanni
  • How come life is so important in the nine months before birth, but then we sort of forget about the importance, we're not worried about whether that baby lives in poverty once he or she is born. -- Birch Bayh
  • A miracle is really the only way to describe motherhood and giving birth. It's unbelievable how God has made us women and babies to endure and be able to do so much. A miracle, indeed. Such an incredible blessing. -- Jennie Finch
  • My son is fully vaccinated, but there is one immunization on the standard schedule that he did not receive on time. This was meant to be his very first shot, the hep B administered to most babies immediately after birth. -- Eula Biss
  • The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of. -- Gary Lucas
  • A lot of television shows, when you see births, the baby is coming out, and the wife is freaking, 'You did this to me!' but she is still super beautiful. There's none of the realism that we just went through. -- Lennon Parham
  • I've given birth to five babies and I breastfed every single one of these babies. To think that government has to go out and buy my breast pump for my babies. You wanna talk about the nanny state? I think we just got the new definition of a nanny. -- Michele Bachmann
  • I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. -- Ronnie Shakes
  • Imagining birth as the baby experiences it was an entirely new way of looking at it, -- Frederick Leboyer
  • The rat gave birth. Six little ones...cute baby rats... None of them are like Hitler. -- Yoshihiro Tatsumi
  • It will take your breastfed baby an average of five to six months to double her birth weight. -- Ina May Gaskin
  • What we celebrate at Christmas is not so much the birth of a baby, but the incarnation of God Himself -- R. C. Sproul
  • A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel. -- Craig Ferguson
  • Gentle birth, protecting mother and baby, is a solution that I believe will result in positive change for our society. -- Robin Lim
  • Childbirth being one's most significant life passage, those close to us when we open to birth a baby will never be forgotten. -- Robin Lim
  • Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception. -- Joan Rivers
  • Mastering is your last chance to fix or address any issues that you may have before giving birth to this beautiful baby album or track. -- Emily Lazar
  • The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones weve dealt with who were actually pregnant, anyway. -- Jennifer Gilmore
  • When a woman gives birth, two are born: a baby from the womb of its mother and a woman from the womb of her former existence. -- Marianne Williamson
  • Quite honestly, a baby covered in blood, still slightly blue, eyes screwed up, in the first few minutes after birth, is not an object of beauty. -- Jennifer Worth
  • Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton. Over the weekend, she gave birth to a baby girl. The baby girl will not confirm or deny whether she's running in 2056. -- David Letterman
  • There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project. -- Paul Reiser
  • I think between the ages of 15 and 32, don't worry about getting married, don't worry about settling down, don't worry about having a baby. Give birth to yourself. -- Kelly Cutrone
  • I just heard about a woman in Germany who just gave birth to a baby boy named "Jihad." Or as the TSA put it, "Hope you like Amtrak! -- Jimmy Fallon
  • I've always said even the most hardened pro-choice people would be just devastated to watch an actual birth and then watch a baby be killed before their eyes. -- Kevin Sorbo