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I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby. -- Kevin Hart
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all. -- Benjamin Spock
My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective. -- Tim Robbins
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. -- Enid Bagnold
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My father was a jazz listener, and I think, at least before I was 5, I was not so into that. Although there were records that emphasized percussion that I liked, like Baby Dodds. -- Wallace Shawn
I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things. -- Issa Rae
The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is the best after all. -- Benjamin Spock
The entire Mayron's Good Baby natural skin care line is free from synthetic fragrances, paraben, sodium lauryl sulfate, and DEA. It was a wonderful experience to work with my father on the creation of these natural products. -- Melanie Mayron
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny. -- Michael Haneke
I am opposed to the idea of a child growing up with two gay parents. A child needs a mother and a father. I could not imagine my childhood without my mother. I also believe that it is cruel to take a baby away from its mother. -- Stefano Gabbana
Women are now very comfortable to have babies into their late 30s. You can be a father in your 50s. I'm not saying it's for everybody, and I think people have to get their own life secure before they take on the responsibility of a partner and children. -- Michael Douglas
At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Christmas story. A young mother and a dutiful father with their baby were joined by poor shepherds and visitors from afar. They came with their gifts to worship the Christ child. -- Queen Elizabeth II
I'm a war baby: I was brought up with rationing, and my parents always had to struggle. I remember when I was sent to boarding school - Prior Park College in Bath - my father was asked how he was going to pay the fees, and he replied: 'In arrears.' -- Cameron Mackintosh
I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby! -- Matthew Perry
This baby comes out of you and there's no handbook. They hand you this child and say, 'Don't kill it. Feed it, clothe it and shelter it.' I never knew what that kind of love was. I remember looking at my daughter for the first time and wondering if that's the way my father looked at me. -- Alicia Coppola
When my first daughter was born, my husband held her in his hands and said, 'My God, she's so beautiful.' I unwrapped the baby from her blankets. She was average size, with long thin fingers and a random assortment of toes. Her eyes were close set, and she had her father's hooked nose. It looked better on him. -- Ayelet Waldman
Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is. -- Jay Leno
It's easy to become a baby's daddy, but the real challenge is to become a father. -- Thoughts of a real man
My father taught me that a bill is like a crying baby and has to be attended to at once. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I am Abhorsen..." He looked at the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, "Father of Sabriel -- Garth Nix
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again -- Enid Bagnold
To your parents you are still that innocent baby, and sometimes even you will need your father's hand and your mother's lap. -- Amit Kalantri
Sleep, baby, sleep. Thy father's watching the sheep. Thy mother's shaking the dreamland tree, and down drops a little dream for thee. -- Elizabeth Prentiss
I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking. -- Eugene Mirman
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a female can enjoy. A father shares in that experience, knowing that he caused it to happen. -- Jayne Mansfield
Make sure to tell our baby that his father loves him every day of his life, just like I will always love you every single day. -- E.L. Montes
This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby. -- George Bernard Shaw
I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures. -- Doug Stanhope
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies. -- Stephen Colbert

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