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  • The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties. -- Jesse Eisenberg
  • White Zombie was a bunch of kids with the worst equipment playing in a basement. But that is what is so great about it. There is no reason to think that you can't do it. -- Rob Zombie
  • The dead walk among us. -- Max Brooks
  • Zombies are the blue-collar monsters -- George A. Romero
  • Use your head; cut off theirs. -- Max Brooks
  • I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead! -- George A. Romero
  • I don't think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie. -- Norman Reedus
  • I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie. -- Veronica Lake
  • I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie. -- Glenn Beck
  • Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie. -- Kurt Vonnegut
  • I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack. -- Simon Pegg
  • I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters. -- George A. Romero
  • This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door. -- Amanda Hocking
  • Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' -- Rodney Dangerfield
  • A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation. -- George A. Romero
  • My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. -- Isaac Marion
  • My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy. -- George A. Romero
  • The purpose of man's life...is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question. -- Ayn Rand
  • A strange, glazed expression came into his eyes and he staggered around the cabin looking for all the world like a zombie unwilling to take part in an experiment in advanced necromancy. -- Lionel Fanthorpe
  • I always look for an intense experience, an intense ride. There is nothing better than a good zombie movie where you run crazy and blow at monsters! It was a physical shoot and I enjoyed it. -- Sarah Polley
  • My body started to shut down. I got really, really ill. When you're starving yourself, you can't concentrate. I was like a walking zombie, like the walking dead. I was just consumed with what I would eat, what I wouldn't eat. -- Tracey Gold
  • The zombie is in a lot of ways the perfect horror movie bad guy. It plays on so many fears all at once. The fear of predators, the fear of disease and the fear of loved ones betraying us - the ones we care about are turning around and trying to eat us. -- James Gunn
  • A little bit of pain is good for you. I feel alive. Everybody needs struggle. Once you overcome an obstacle, you springboard into the future. Life is interesting and short and it's not supposed to be easy, and if it is, you're probably just in denial and you're existing here like a zombie. -- Pamela Anderson
  • That's the thing about zombies. They don't adapt and they don't think. Literally, you could have a zombie on one side of a chain link fence and you could be on the other side and they could be trying to get to you and six feet down could be an open door and they will not go through that door in the fence. That's why they're so scary. -- Max Brooks
  • On Eye of the Zombie, I had so-called studio musicians. -- John Fogerty
  • I have been overwhelmed by the response to 'The Queen of Zombie Hearts.' -- Gena Showalter
  • I love Rob Zombie - I'd love to work with Rob Zombie or John Cameron Mitchell. -- Guillermo Diaz
  • My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. -- Graham Parker
  • What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?" The big man in the back barked a laugh. "You'll pay for that one. -- Aria Kane
  • I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well. -- George Carlin
  • Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown. -- Christopher Moore
  • J.R. Angelella is a truly gifted writer. Zombie is one of the smartest, strangest, and most beautifully crafted coming-of-age stories you will ever encounter. -- Donald Ray Pollock
  • Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I'm never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had. -- Max Brooks
  • I love Rob Zombie. Rob's just a dude, you know? He's an artist, but he's a regular guy, down to earth. And he's a damned good director, too, and a lot of fun to work with. -- William Forsythe
  • I've never read 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' although I certainly know what that is. And what I love about that concept is as much as it's a zombie story, it's also 'Pride and Prejudice.' -- Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
  • After playing with Rob Zombie, I was ready to go, 'OK, this is as far as I'm taking this bass-playing thing. This is the end of the road.' I was ready to kind of hang it up. -- Jason Newsted
  • Larry King has been married more times than Henry the Eighth. We used to have that rhyme to keep track of them. 'Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.' With Larry I think it goes, 'Divorced, beheaded, divorced, escaped. Zombie, lesbian, disappeared, inflatable. -- Craig Ferguson
  • These novels [Zombie, My Sister, My Love] are so special to me. [I don't expect that they will have nearly the same significance to anyone else.] They represent a kind of fiction I would love to pursue more or less constantly, but dare not. -- Joyce Carol Oates
  • You are working up to Mr. Fantastic Fiction levels of Zombie Expert, which is like playing Guitar Hero on some level that actually melts the guitar controller, burning your fingers with searing hot plastic till you scream in pain. Only with words. And zombies. -- Libba Bray
  • I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie. -- Woody Harrelson
  • It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure. -- Craig Brown
  • Zombies are the ideal late twentieth-century monsters. A zombie is the one thing you can't deal with. It survives anything. Frankenstein's monster and Dracula could be sent down in so many ways. Zombies, though, fall outside all this. You can't argue with them. They just keep coming at you. -- Clive Barker
  • I'm a big zombie buff. -- Emily VanCamp
  • I love any comedic zombie movies. -- Atticus Shaffer
  • A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie. -- Scott M. Gimple
  • A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation. -- Danai Gurira
  • Frankenstein's actually interesting; he's kind of like a zombie. -- Mark Waters
  • I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly. -- Wayne Gerard Trotman
  • Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook. -- Julia Child
  • In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen. -- Chandler Riggs
  • A print book is really a kind of tree zombie. -- Scott Sigler
  • The real zombie-apocalypse is the pandemic of drama and mediocrity. -- Bryant McGill
  • That's it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse -- Alison Kemper
  • What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip! -- Diana Rowland
  • We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating. -- Peter Sagal
  • I don't think I've ever seen a zombie movie in my life. -- Cheryl Hines
  • I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool. -- J Mascis
  • Self-pity NEVER leads to happiness. Avoid it like it's a zombie plague. -- Ace Antonio Hall
  • Humanity is mind-controlled and only slightly more conscious than your average zombie. -- David Icke
  • Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets. -- Jesse Petersen
  • Can you have a seance to summon the ghost of a dead zombie? -- Dana Gould
  • When we get in a routine we can become zombie-like and shut down. -- Tori Amos
  • The USA radio frequency (RF) radiation industry has turned zombie movies into reality. -- Steven Magee
  • The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex. -- Billy Connolly
  • I don't want a zombie society. I don't want to go that far. -- George A. Romero
  • At first, many people infected with the zombie virus experienced similar symptoms to Ebola. -- Andrew Cormier
  • I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books. -- Kevin Bacon
  • Before I'm a zombie nerd, before I'm a science-fiction nerd, I am a history nerd. -- Max Brooks
  • This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo! -- Jennifer Rush
  • I'm not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies. -- Sam Rockwell
  • Sometimes you just have to chop a zombie like a melon. What can I say? -- Lauren Cohan
  • I expect a zombie to show up on 'Sesame Street' soon, teaching kids to count. -- George A. Romero
  • I'm a big fan of zombies, and I have a zombie tattoo on my leg. -- Tyler Posey
  • I'm a walking zombie and I think I'm going to be like that for a while. -- Tiffani Thiessen
  • If you're going to be a zombie in a movie, you go big or go home. -- Jessica Lucas
  • If youre going to be a zombie in a movie, you go big or go home. -- Jessica Lucas
  • These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. -- Tom Perrotta
  • Let the historic dissection begin. Man-made global warming is a dying market and a zombie science. -- Joanne Nova
  • Time is like a zombie. It moves slow, but all of a sudden 'BOO! Got your brains! -- Jennie Breeden
  • Can you harness the power of drugs without them taking over, without turning into a dazed zombie? -- Gilles Deleuze
  • I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. -- Max Brooks
  • Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system. -- Elon Musk
  • Don't be a zombie for anyone, if your oppressor likes zombies, cinemas are not located in mars. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • I am a huge zombie fan. I have probably seen the George Romero movies 100 times each, without exaggeration. -- J. Michael Straczynski
  • Plus, doing a zombie movie is quite liberating. It's fun not to take myself seriously all the time. -- Sarah Polley
  • I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.' -- Max Brooks
  • As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon. -- Lorde
  • Who would have ever thought I'd be afraid of a zombie, any kind of zombie? Nicely ironic that. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Make the most of your life. You only live once. Unless of course the event of a zombie apocalypse! -- Zombiesurviver
  • Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers. -- Jonathan Maberry
  • A zombie amusement park sounds like fun, but the health code violations alone are enough to turn your stomach. -- Jim C. Hines
  • People called '28 Days' and '28 Weeks' zombie movies, and they're not! It's some sort of virus; they're not dead. -- George A. Romero
  • It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. -- Seth Grahame-Smith
  • Yo! Deadheads," he yelled, waving his sword to taunt them. "Nice try, but you're messing with Benny-freaking-Imura, zombie killer. Booyah! -- Jonathan Maberry
  • I tried to speak in a cool, calm way, but the zombie rose up in my throat and choked me off. -- Sylvia Plath
  • Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes. -- Patton Oswalt
  • If you're willing to go along for this farcical ride, you'll find 'Dead Snow 2' to be one terrific zombie movie. -- Leonard Maltin
  • Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire. -- Dane Cook
  • My understanding of zombie movies is people rising from the dead, from their graves, stuff like that, and walking very slowly. -- Robert Carlyle
  • But if she'd realized that nine desiccated zombie nymphs would be waiting for her, she never would have come down here. -- Rick Riordan
  • I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin. -- Lloyd Kaufman
  • So, you're telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident. -- Lish McBride
  • Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble. -- Jesse Petersen
  • It had initially been thought that the zombie virus was an offshoot of Ebola. Many zombie-virus symptoms mimicked the terrible, hemorrhagic fever. -- Andrew Cormier
  • I can't say I was like a die-hard zombie fan, but I've definitely seen a few different zombie movies and TV shows. -- Dave Franco
  • Oh my God, calm down, Darwin. Don't get all crazy just 'cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic." -- Jenny Lawson
  • I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food. -- Jenna Fischer
  • I'm telling you people; its a zombie attack. Z to the Oto the M to the B to the I,E. ZOMBIE..." -Bubba -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.' -- Taissa Farmiga
  • I love the Walking Dead, but I dont wanna be an actual prominent character on the show. I just wanna be a zombie. -- Liana Liberato
  • The bottom line is I'm a slow zombie guy - I'm always a slow zombie guy but I also know I'm in the minority. -- Max Brooks
  • I wanted to be a disgusting, oozing zombie, not a sexy, cleavage zombie, which is what I was expecting, given my previous film work. -- Amber Heard
  • Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century. -- St. Sukie de la Croix
  • Larry broke my morose train of thought with his laughter. "Welcome to America," he said, "where even our zombie epidemic has an obesity epidemic. -- Ian McClellan
  • I love the 'Walking Dead,' but I don't wanna be an actual prominent character on the show. I just wanna be a zombie. -- Liana Liberato
  • Culture is just a shambling zombie that repeats what it did in life; bits of it drop off, and it doesn't appear to notice. -- Alan Moore
  • I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Just as the financial crisis has created toxic assets and 'zombie' financial institutions, so has it transformed conservatism into a movement of the living dead. -- Thomas Frank
  • The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened. -- Justin Alcala
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