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Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical and slick. A zipper is where the Industrial Revolution meets the Cobra Cult. -- Tom Robbins
The zipper opened all the way down our spines. -- Jeffrey Eugenides
A good artist's always got his hand in his zipper. -- Patti Smith
Fingers interlocked like a beautiful accordion of flesh or a zipper of prayer -- Sarah Kay
I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants. -- Jarod Kintz
Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down. -- Cynthia Lewis
If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in. -- Alice Cooper
The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty. -- Kurt Vonnegut
There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid. -- Demetri Martin
I don't wait till stage to use my sexuality. My zipper's down right now. I mean, I use it all the time. -- Joan Jett
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue. -- Leah Remini
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. -- George Burns
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? -- Mae West
To think, we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth. -- Jane Wagner
The zipper displaces the button and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical hour, and thus a melancholy hour. -- Ray Bradbury
I don't want to see the zipper in the back of the monster suit. Like everybody else who goes to the movies, I want to believe the monster is real. -- Eric Stoltz

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