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  • ....and your stupid camel mask... -- Dean Ambrose
  • I am infected with your stupidity. -- Ryan Dunn
  • Do not blame God for your stupid decisions. -- Laura Schlessinger
  • If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell. -- Charles Bukowski
  • Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body! -- P. C. Cast
  • I recalled when I worked in the woods and the bars of Madras, Oregon. That short-haired joy and roughness America your stupidity. I could almost love you again. -- Gary Snyder
  • If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.' -- Jeremy Clarkson
  • What you believe might be wrong; what you don't believe might be right! Don't be sure of things! Doubt! Investigate! Leave your stupid conceit that your belief is an absolute truth! Open your mind to all the possibilities! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
  • I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair. -- Dylan Moran
  • Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...you give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. -- Neil Gaiman
  • By the time you are in your thirties, most of the time, you've got a job, you can pay for your rent, you can create this nice world around you. And still, you're only in your thirties - you're not that far away from your twenties, which is when you're making all of your stupid mistakes. -- Katie Aselton
  • It is better just to get on with the business of living and minding your own business and maybe, if God likes the way you do things, he may just let you flower for a day or a night. But don't go pestering and begging and telling him all your stupid little sins, that way you will spoil his day. -- Bryce Courtenay
  • I want to make you faint. I will make you faint. You've had this coming to you for years. None of the fools you've known have kissed you like this - have they? Your precious Charles or Frank or your stupid Ashley... I said your stupid Ashley. Gentlemen all - what do they know about women? What do they know about you? I know you. -- Margaret Mitchell
  • When you're jealous, especially of someone else's art or creations you automatically put up these selfish walls that reinforce your stupid ideas. It's hard to pull those walls down and look at what you're hiding. Look at your own weakness and realize that the jealousy came from knowing that you're intimidated by someone else's work, and that when you compare it to your own, you fall short. -- Joe Rogan
  • Stay stupid. Follow your unconventional crazy heart. -- Steven Pressfield
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  • Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth. -- Anthony Liccione
  • You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live. -- Susan Wiggs
  • It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid. -- Frankie Boyle
  • You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things. -- Warren Zevon
  • Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! -- Santino Marella
  • It's easy to manipulate your children when they're absolutely sure you're stupid. -- Orson Scott Card
  • You're only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid. -- Susan Messing
  • You can be smart and happy or stupid and miserable. . . it's your choice -- Gordon B. Hinckley
  • Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. -- Frank Zappa
  • Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade. -- Patricia Briggs
  • Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid. -- Steve Carell
  • Sometimes both your mind and thoughts are paying the cost of your stupid heart. -- M.F. Moonzajer
  • I don't see how that is any of your business." Stupid, shiny Volvo owner. -- Stephenie Meyer
  • By not replying to the stupid, you can save so much time in your life! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
  • Sometimes your worst competitors are the ones which are dying because they do stupid things. -- John Caudwell
  • Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life. -- Jiddu Krishnamurti
  • Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away -- Jim Cramer
  • It's good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone. -- Mary-Louise Parker
  • I can kick your head off, but I can't, like, play a stupid little video game. -- Kelly Hu
  • If you let a stupid to shape your country, you will surely get an amorphous country! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
  • Not stupid. Overly trusting, maybe, but that reflects on his lack of trustworthiness, not on your intelligence. -- Tammara Webber
  • You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid. -- Maxwell Maltz
  • If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid. -- Martin Niemoller
  • Even something as stupid as Vine videos makes you feel like you're making things on your own. -- Gillian Jacobs
  • Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens. -- Justin Halpern
  • Even stupid people have a role to play in your life. They make you wiser and more patient. -- Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
  • Your heart doesn't think. Your heart is stupid. It doesn't consider the relativity of tragedy when it breaks. -- Molly Ringwald
  • If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. -- John Gotti
  • It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. -- Sarah Silverman
  • You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?" "? Caleb -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • People come up with stupid ideas all the time. That's why your detergent tells you not to eat it. -- Seanbaby
  • Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
  • It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes. -- Ozzy Osbourne
  • I don't think I've gotten any smarter, but your reflexes slow down before you do something stupid when you're older. -- Kris Kristofferson
  • Most victories came from instantly exploiting your enemy's stupid mistakes, and not from any particular brilliance in your own plan. -- Orson Scott Card
  • Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life -- Garrison Wynn
  • Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. -- Alan Bennett
  • All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard. -- Margaret Atwood
  • Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face. -- Teri Garr
  • Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. -- Bill Hicks
  • What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically. -- Bill Maher
  • You can always meet stupid people in your life journey; you should treat them like the way candle treats darkness: Illuminate them! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
  • Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie. -- Linda Sunshine
  • If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college. -- John W. Gardner
  • You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend. -- Franz Grillparzer
  • At first, I felt proud when someone said 'Your work looks like a man did it.' Then I realized that was stupid -- Annette Messager
  • My definition of stupid is wasting your opportunity to be yourself because I think everybody has a uniqueness and everybody's good at something. -- Pink
  • You need to believe in your passion, no matter how stupid or insane that might make you look to the rest of the world. -- Jason Ellis
  • Live to start your stupid ideas, and start to live a life without regret--a life filled with meaning, freedom, happiness, fun, authenticity, and influence. -- Richie Norton
  • I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. -- Paris Hilton
  • Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • It is one of the biggest blessing that you can be stupid with your true friends and behave like you shame to do elsewhere -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Don't be stupid, Katra. Never speak in anger and never try to force your will onto someone else. You'll never find peace in that. (Acheron) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • You can get famous for doing something stupid and empty, but you do something stupid and empty and you're already famous, you lose your career. -- Billy Bob Thornton
  • Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt. -- Ilona Andrews
  • Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid. -- C. JoyBell C.
  • A hero is a goddam stupid thing to have in the first place and a general block to anything you might wanta accomplish on your own. -- Lester Bangs
  • Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it. -- Perry Brass
  • It is almost as stupid to let your clothes betray that you know you are ugly as to have them proclaim that you think you are beautiful. -- Edith Wharton
  • It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded...again. -- Cheyenne Kimball
  • You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid. -- Bill Watterson
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  • You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge. -- J. K. Rowling
  • when your time came, it came, and that was that. You might say something smart on your way out, but you might just as easily say something stupid. -- Mitch Albom
  • The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time. -- Santino Marella
  • I respect you more than anyone. But right now I'm wondering what bothers you more, that I made a stupid decision or that I didn't make your decision. -- Veronica Roth
  • You are so obtuse!" Brontë says, exasperated. I am calm in my response. "Do you mean stupid, or angular? You need to be more specific with your insults. -- Neal Shusterman
  • I didn't realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are? -- Simon Cowell
  • As every scuba diver knows, panic is your worst enemy: when it hits, your mind starts to thrash and you are likely to do something really stupid and self-destructive. -- Daniel Dennett
  • Your first thought is often the best one. You know, the one that felt too weird or silly or stupid. Trust your imagination - it knows what it's doing. -- Karin Tidbeck
  • Godâ??s anointing is not based on your performance, but if you donâ??t open the Word, youâ??re stupid, because thatâ??s where the words of life are. -- Andrew Wommack
  • If you can't afford a half hour three or four times a week taking care of the most priceless possession, your body, you've got to be sick. You're stupid. -- Jack LaLanne
  • In order to win, you have to be aggressive - with your car, with the racetrack, and with the competition. But you don't have to be stupid about it. -- Carroll Smith
  • Itâ??s fairly standard. Also, Iâ??m fourteen. Also, your beardâ??s stupid.â? â??Isnâ??t this fun?â? Skulduggery said brightly. â??The three of us getting along so well. -- Derek Landy
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