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Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful. -- Cindy Crawford
Part of being married is knowing when your husband needs your support. -- Khloe Kardashian
Every night, whisper "peace" in your husband's ear. -- Andrei Gromyko
One of the greatest gifts you can give your husband is your own wholeness. -- Stormie Omartian
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. -- Tina Brown
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. -- Joan Rivers
Faithfulness to your husband means sticking up for him, always building him up and never tearing him down. -- Myles Munroe
If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag. -- Jessica Valenti
We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow -- Ted Bundy
When you meet with opposition, even if it should be from your husband or your children, endeavor to overcome it by argument and not by authority, for a victory dependent upon authority is unreal and illusory. -- Bertrand Russell
Smile at each other. Smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other- it doesn't matter who it is- and that will help to grow up in greater love for each other. -- Mother Teresa
As a woman you are better off in life earning your own money. You couldn't prevent your husband from leaving you or taking another wife, but you could have some of your dignity if you didn't have to beg him for financial support. -- Ayaan Hirsi Ali
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband... -- Barbara de Angelis
The best you can sometimes do is learn to take a breath, count to ten and simply accept that try as you might, no, your husband will never, ever learn not to drop a wet towel on the bed. That acceptance too counts as resolving a fight. -- Jeffrey Kluger
The marriages come and go but your friendships stay, which is the opposite of what it used to be, so that there will be people in our lives for 30 years and often it is not your husband, it's your women friends, male friends with whom you come of age. -- Wendy Wasserstein
My wife and I were present at this congress. Sabina told me, "Richard, stand up and wash away this shame from the face of Christ! They are spitting in His face." I said to her, "If I do so, you lose your husband." She replied, "I don't wish to have a coward as a husband. -- Richard Wurmbrand
Maybe it should be weird, simulating sex with your husband in front of people? But it's really not. When it's a love scene with someone you actually love, there's no feeling like, 'Can I touch him here? Can I touch him there?' You know what your boundaries are - or what they aren't, I suppose. -- Anna Paquin
It's good to be able to deal with it [anger] somehow other than drinking, fighting, crashing cars, hitting your kid, your wife, your husband, your whatever. Paintbrushes, pens, movie cameras, guitars, microphones, typewriters -- these are good things. Weights. These are positive ways, good ways to deal with anger, frustration, alienation, rage. 'Cause all the other ways do nothing but hurt people. -- Henry Rollins
When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you want to be owned by your husband? Do you want your money from your job to go into his bank account? If you were raped, do you still want that to be a crime? Congratulations : you are a feminist.' -- Caitlin Moran
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em. -- Ann Landers
Every night, whisper 'peace' in your husband's ear. -- Andrei A. Gromyko
A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband. -- Richard Steele
It's always tough when you're fighting with your husband on the court. -- Li Na
Money is great, but it doesn't make your husband stay at home with you. -- Kim Mathers
When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration. -- Magic Johnson
Finding extracurricular activities with your husband that are unrelated to children, family and work is a priority. -- Mariella Frostrup
It's easy to get lost in the baby. You have to make sure you give your husband attention. -- Ellen Pompeo
I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away. -- Catherine Deneuve
The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love. -- Frank Langella
When you work on your own life, you are less likely to hyper focus on the imperfections of your husband. -- Martha Quinn
I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option. -- Khloe Kardashian
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused. -- Barbara Steele
I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life. -- Sue Townsend
It might sound ordinary for a woman to find out her husband's cheating on her, but not if you're the woman and it's your husband. -- Melissa Bank
When you're filming, you work 19-hour days, and you know more about what's going on with your crew and co-workers than you do with your husband. -- Kim Cattrall
Husbands, be patient with your wives; and wives, be patient with your husbands. Don't expect perfection. Find agreeable ways to work out the differences that arise. -- Joseph B. Wirthlin
My advice to a new husband is nothing more than 'husbands, love your wives.' And 'love your wife as Christ has loved the church.' Never forget that you are Christ's representative in serving your wife. -- J. I. Packer
Cast away your sloth, your lethargy, your coldness, or whatever interferes with your chaste and pure love for Christ, your soul's husband. Make Him the source, the center, and the circumference of all your soul's range of delight. -- Charles Spurgeon
In 1970, you went to school to find your husband. -- Rush Limbaugh
Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it. -- Winston Churchill
Faith - seeing your husband as Jesus sees him. -- Jennifer E. Smith
In 1970, you went to school to find your husband. -- Rush Limbaugh
Your husband is the boss - and don't forget it. -- Mamie Eisenhower
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -- Nancy Astor
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in. -- Phyllis Diller
Your responsibility as a father and a husband transcends any other interest in life. -- Boyd K. Packer
As a husband, your love for your wife has a specific goal: her holiness. -- Winston Smith
You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, Money, I'm home! -- Natalya Vorobyova
You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home! -- Natalya Vorobyova
Give love to your children, to a wife or husband, to a next-door neighbour. -- Mother Teresa
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. -- Croft M. Pentz
Let you look to your own improvement before you go to judge your husband anymore. -- John Proctor
A husband should only be a part of your life and not your entire life. -- Pamela Anderson
If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do. -- Rush Limbaugh
Do not grieve so much for a husband lost that it wastes away your life. -- Euripides
When you like what you like, it makes it easy for your husband to shop for you! -- Niecy Nash
When my second husband shouted, 'Me or your writing!' I replied, 'My writing.' We separated. -- Nawal El Saadawi
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband. -- Jeff Foxworthy
The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?' -- Paul Newman
A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh. -- Tori Amos
The volume of your muscles doesn't make you a good husband. The way you treat her does. -- Amen Muffler
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. -- Phyllis Diller
Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband. -- Miranda Kerr
It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill. -- Gail Carriger
I think being an effective First Lady is first of all being the partner that your husband needs. -- Elizabeth Edwards
You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him. -- KRS-One
Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority. -- Rush Limbaugh
That never goes over big with your wife. I will be a very good husband for a change. -- Donald Trump
I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you. -- Jarod Kintz
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.' -- Joan Rivers
Your very own sister may take your husband away and your husband may be the ticket for economic survival. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
Your assignment from God is not to change your husband, but to love, follow, assist, and minister to him. -- Elizabeth George
If you will learn the seriousness of life, and its beauty also, live for your husband; make him happy. -- Fredrika Bremer
If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help. -- Rita Rudner
Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood. -- Diane von Furstenberg
Think of your husband as a lover from a previous life, and wonder what you did to deserve him. -- Gwen Davis
It's not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. -- Jonas Eriksson
If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. -- Phyllis Diller
I don't flirt. It's disrespectful to your husband. I would never do that. I'm very devoted, and he's the same. -- Heidi Klum
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him. -- Phyllis Diller
My husband used to shout at my mother, 'What is wrong with your daughter? I'm married to a man.' -- Grace Jones
Your husband, [Hillary Clinton], signed NAFTA, which was one of the worst things that ever happened to the manufacturing industry. -- Donald Trump
If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better. -- Nora Ephron
The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love -- Frank Langella
I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me -- Groucho Marx
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The best way to be a good father to your children is to be a good husband to their mother. -- Jay E. Adams
You can't be a good person when you're writing and a bad person to your husband or a bad friend. -- Ann Patchett
Oh thank you, Jesus." "It's Roarke." He tapped a finger on Eve's head. "You really shouldn't forget your own husband's name. -- Nora Roberts
It will be most pleasing to O[ur] L[ord] if you husband your strength in order to serve Him better. -- Vincent de Paul
If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes. -- M.F. Moonzajer
There is much to be said for exotic marriages. If your husband is a bore, it takes years longer to discover. -- Saul Bellow
If you want an active schedule, you have to husband your time so you can act on the things that are important. -- Robert Pozen
Well, you could become a Southern Baptist. I mean, instead of having to obey the Pope, you could just obey your husband. -- Arianna Huffington
Be real and be unashamed, even of your faults. I do truly know what my husband is made of and vice versa. -- Amy Bloom
Having your husband at a party is like adding anchovies to a salad. I love anchovies, but you can't taste anything else. -- Rebecca Goldstein
Doesn't surprise me," Nana snorted. "I wouldn't put anything past your late husband." "He's not dead, Nana." Nana sighed. "Hope springs eternal. -- Nicholas Sparks
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Always be your husband's best friend, make him laugh and give him a little bit of freedom - you can't suffocate him. -- Roselyn Sanchez
Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction. -- Phyllis Diller
Can you cook books and feed them to your husband? Stay at home with your mother. Learn to cook and clean. Grow vegetables. -- Tsitsi Dangarembga
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. -- Winston Churchill
My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done! -- Dolly Parton
Your relationship with your husband should be an important part of your private life, but publicly you should be able to define yourself. -- Natalie Portman
In Cambodian culture the male figure in the family is important; when you lose your husband you lose your economic ability to survive. -- Chath Piersath
I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it. -- Scott Foley
Your husband or your wife is the only person you can really choose to be your family and to have unconditional love with them. -- Jessica Alba
Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?" her husband, Jack, asked her. "I'm bored with knitting. I've taken up arson -- Audrey Niffenegger
My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your own well-being. -- Michelle Obama
Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes. -- Honore de Balzac
This is how psychiatry has functioned-as a kind of property arm of the government, who can put you away if your husband doesn't like you. -- Kate Millett
Go on down to the local palm reader,she'll spit out exactly what you feed herbecause honey, you already knew your husband was a cheater. -- Casey Renee Kiser
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles. -- Phyllis Diller
Don't forget to wish your husband good-morning when he sets off to the office. He will feel the lack of your good-bye kiss all day. -- Blanche Ebbutt
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash
You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way. -- Robert Kiyosaki
So you send other people into the camps, he thought, to get your husband out. It sounds like a typical police deal. It's probably the truth" -- Philip K. Dick
Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies ! -- Amy Mah
She is your treasure, she must have a husband; I must dance bare-foot on her wedding day, And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell. -- William Shakespeare

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