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A Little Birdie Told Me It's Your Birthday! So Enjoy Your Special Day! -- Julie McGregor
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. -- Sammy Hagar
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. -- Paris Hilton
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. -- Herbert V. Prochnow
Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays. -- Michael Birch
One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over. -- Marianne Williamson
I promised myself: Before your 18th birthday, you're going to be at Jean Paul Gaultier. And it worked. I was hired. -- Nicolas Ghesquiere
If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum. -- Romola Garai
Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world. -- Ed Koch
Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence. -- John Lydon
There will be birthdays in the next twelve months; books keep well; they're easy to wrap: buy those books now. Buy replacements for any books looking raggedy on your shelves. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
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I don't want to be dragging myself on stage, year in year out, until someone else tells me it is time to go. There are certain birthdays that make you revalue your life. -- Tina Turner
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' -- Sam Levenson
You should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It's all part of life. -- Martha Stewart
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' -- David Sedaris
I timed my previous wife's pregnancy to the moment to have my son born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. There is no bigger Bob Dylan fan than me. You don't just time the day and impregnate your wife to get your kid to be born on Bob Dylan's 50th birthday. -- Charlie Trotter
I remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was a man and telling my father, and he was like, 'Oh yeah? You better tattoo a new address on your arm, because you're not living here!' And that was the end of that discussion. -- Adam Ferrara
If you've been running a business for 38 years, you're approaching your 66th birthday, you've never owed a man a penny or done anyone any grievance in your life, and you feel hard done-by and try to protect yourself and your family, but go to prison, well if that's the society we're living in, I'm happy to accept that. -- Sean Quinn
When I was six, my best friend's parents bought him a piano. My mother noticed that every time I would go to his house, the first thing I would say to him was 'Levester' - His name was Levester - I said, 'Levester, can I go play your piano?' So, on my 7th birthday, my parents bought me a piano. -- Herbie Hancock
Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life. -- Ryan Guzman
hope your birthday is hot hot hot -- Jeff Kinney
It must be hard to pass your twentieth birthday alone. -- Haruki Murakami
It's your Birthday Just do what You do best Chill out!! -- Julie McGregor
Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday. -- Johnny Carson
Birthday Wishes Are sent your way! To wish you Such Wonderful Day! -- Julie McGregor
Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s. -- Richard Griffiths
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once -- E. Joseph Cossman
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. -- Herbert V. Prochnow
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! -- Dave Barry
You have the freedomness to celebrationalise your birthday according to your own preferentation. -- George W. Bush
Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday? -- Prince
Hope your birthday, from morning to night is special for you, wonderful and bright. -- Susan Smith
Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future. -- Aesop
It's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down -- Billie Jean King
Happy birthday greetings is being sent your way, with everything which is good, for your wonderful day. -- Susan Smith
Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One. -- Margaret Jones
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. -- Jeff Foxworthy
That day which you fear as being the end of all things is the birthday of your eternity. -- Seneca the Younger
It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say Hey Mama -- Kanye West
Consider this on your birthday You've got life's struggle beaten For 60 years you've ate And avoided being eaten -- John Walter Bratton
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. -- Anthony
After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! -- Joe Dean
Love, light & blessings be On this day I wish to say 'Health & Happiness to come your way' Happy Birthday -- Billie Jean King
Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility? -- John Walter Bratton
Thanks to you, I always am so happy. Now I want to give you all the happiness on your birthday. -- Richard Bach
When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party... you better be a damned fairy. -- Tony Hawk
Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday. -- James Patterson
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. -- Aziz Ansari
Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night. -- Susan Smith
Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind. -- John Walter Bratton
This special birthday greeting, is sent from me to you, you are a wonderful lady, hope all your wishes come true. -- Susan Smith
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. -- Melvin Helitzer
Every birthday, you decide whether to mark it the end of your greatest days or the beginning of your finest hour. -- Oprah Winfrey
Someone once I asked my son Cruz, 'When's your birthday?' and he told them, 'It's just after Fashion Week!' -- Victoria Beckham
Lots of birthday wishes Are sent to you today Hope your day will be One of the best You've ever had! -- Julie McGregor
We send these birthday wishes for your special day, one that brings a world of love and joy and happiness your way. -- Susan Smith
Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative. -- Joe Garagiola
Its a wonderful special day, because its all about you, a day full of cards and wishes, to celebrate your birthday through. -- Susan Smith
Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.' -- Thom Yorke
At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! -- Helen Hayes
Happy Birthday to you hope your day is full of fun, and a day of laughter until the setting of the sun. -- Susan Smith
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11. -- Dave Barry
Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one. -- Brian Jones
On your birthday thank your parents and celebrate with them. They are the reason you are here and it is their day too. -- Robert Cheeke
You're faithful, amusing and considerate, so your Capricorn star sign says, you're also reserved and disciplined, but let your hair down, Its your Birthday -- Susan Smith
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". -- Russell Howard
On your birthday . . . Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday. -- Margaret Jones
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday! -- Bill Cosby
You're passionate, energetic and forceful, so your star sign Aries says, so have a fun packed birthday, all our love is sent your way. -- Susan Smith
The whole youth-idolatry oh-god-not-another-birthday thing has to be the most sure-fire way to be unhappy about the way things are progressing in your life. -- Nat Friedman
As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your special day. -- John Walter Bratton
Your birthday has come round again so we send this card to say, happy birthday nephew dear lots of love are sent your way. -- Susan Smith
Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves. You know, each time you Westerners celebrate your birthday you build another fence around your minds. -- Robert Riskin
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. -- Faina Ranevskaya
Let all beings in all the worlds be happy. Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you. -- Sathya Sai Baba
Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year -- Mary Baker Eddy
On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed. -- John Walter Bratton
Best wishes to you on your birthday may the day be filled with happiness, a day that's so special for you and memories you will cherish. -- Susan Smith
"I hope, sir, that I will shoot your picture on your hundredth birthday." I don't see why not, young man. You look reasonably fit and healthy. -- Winston Churchill
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman
As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday -- John Walter Bratton
We've sent this message in this card to wish you a happy birthday, hope your day is a special one because you deserve it in every way. -- Susan Smith
Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's your birthday Delusion, today, is just fine -- John Walter Bratton
Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious! -- Jon Stewart
You like the party?" "Is it in honor of anything?" "My cat's birthday." "Oh." She glanced around. "Where's your cat?" "I dont know. He ran away." -Magnus & Clary, pg.221- -- Cassandra Clare
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. -- Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Odd, isn't it? You know when your birthday is, but not your death day, even though you pass the date year after year, never suspecting that some day"¦ -- Mary Downing Hahn
I always wanted an older brother. That was my thing. My mom would be like, "What do you want for your birthday?" I'd be like, "I want an older brother." -- Emmy Rossum
Live everyday like your birthday and drive your life with all varieties of appreciation. A life live with thanksgiving every day is never tired of being lived again and again! -- Israelmore Ayivor
it is always yesterday, tomorrow, and 3 years ago today. It is always your birthday. It is always the future, the present, and the past. It is always eternity that will last. -- Antonia Perdu Millie Farquoix
You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions. -- Jade Puget
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much." -- Frank Carson
Made this card especially for you because today's a special day, I wanted it to be wonderful I wanted it to say, hope everything you wish for, comes true on this your birthday. -- Susan Smith
Mom as it's your birthday And, unfortunately, not mine Give me some money and I'll get out your hair While you have a large glass of wine I try so hard to be thoughtful -- John Walter Bratton
I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, "What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear... But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend. -- Martial

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