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  • Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. -- John Wayne
  • Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid. -- John Wayne
  • Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid. -- Damon Runyon
  • Life is tough pilgrim, it is even tougher if you're stupid -- John Wayne
  • If you're buying an album because of the face on it, you're stupid. -- Enrique Iglesias
  • You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid. -- Anna Faris
  • My dad was more, "Let's play chess. Read a book, you're stupid." He's more the intellectual type. -- Michelle Rodriguez
  • I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool. -- James Blunt
  • If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people. -- Louis C. K.
  • Every time I make a record, it's kind of like scarification or something. You work 15 hours until you're stupid. You're just kind of all jittery. -- Andrew Bird
  • I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid. -- Katharine Hepburn
  • If you say "the economy," you show you're stupid. There's no such thing as the economy. There is not a unity between the forces of production and the relations of production. -- Christopher Hitchens
  • If you tell somebody enough, "You're stupid, you're not worth it, you can't do this, you can't do that," then how many times do you have to hear that before you believe it? The power of words is immeasurable. -- Christi Paul
  • But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you. -- Robert Sternberg
  • They tax when you earn a dollar, they tax you when you save it, they tax you when you invest it. If you earn a dividend, they tax it again, and if you're stupid enough to die, they steal up to half. -- Grover Norquist
  • Being constructively critical is good, as long as your purpose is to improve your methods for future endeavors. Lying in bed and replaying failures and telling yourself you're stupid is a tremendous disservice to your efforts and what you can offer the world. -- Chris Hardwick
  • When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next. -- Bruce Schneier
  • I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself-they paraded Saddam's dead sons around to prove they were dead-why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent-just put your flags away and THINK! -- Cindy Sheehan
  • People don't know how heavily involved I am in my own career. I'm on 15 to 25 conference calls every few days strategizing with my team. I think a lot of artists sit back and have it done for them. Sometimes as women in the industry - if you're sexy or like doing sexy things - some people subconsciously negate your brain. They think you're stupid. -- Nicki Minaj
  • You're so stupid, Rose! - Jack Dawson -- James Cameron
  • Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid. -- John Cena
  • Time flies when youâ??re being stupid. -- David Henry Hwang
  • Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. -- John Wayne
  • You can only be stupid when you're young. -- Peter Gallagher
  • You can't look stupid if you're having fun. -- Amy Poehler
  • At least when you're young you're also stupid. -- Douglas Coupland
  • When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. -- Brian Bosworth
  • Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne
  • If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough. -- John Grisham
  • When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. -- Ozzy Osbourne
  • You shouldn't believe everything you hear you're young, not stupid. -- Terry Brooks
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  • If you're stupid and you're arrogant, you're going to get hurt. -- Pam Grier
  • You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things. -- Warren Zevon
  • Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. -- Eoin Colfer
  • If you're going to accept freedom, there's the freedom to be stupid. -- Jesse Ventura
  • You say something stupid and the next morning you're in the headlines. -- Barry Manilow
  • It's easy to manipulate your children when they're absolutely sure you're stupid. -- Orson Scott Card
  • You're only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid. -- Susan Messing
  • Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid. -- Spider Robinson
  • You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut. -- Randy Orton
  • If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it. -- Arnold Palmer
  • If you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love. -- Amanda Peet
  • Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. -- Frank Zappa
  • Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality. -- Clive James
  • I think if you're an actor you kind of have to be willing to look stupid. -- Heather Graham
  • Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart. -- Mel Brooks
  • Let me know if you're going to do something stupid, kid, 'cause I'll ditch you like that. -- Alexander Gordon Smith
  • Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. -- Gerard Way
  • Even something as stupid as Vine videos makes you feel like you're making things on your own. -- Gillian Jacobs
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  • I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid. -- Amy Sedaris
  • If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. -- Bobby Heenan
  • it sounded stupid, but of course everything does when you're just getting the bare bones facts, only the basics... -- Sarah Dessen
  • You start at the stupid end of the book, and if you're lucky you finish at the smart end. -- Salman Rushdie
  • If $85 million is not enough to take care of my family and other generations of my family, then you're stupid. -- Jered Weaver
  • I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon. -- Ted Cruz
  • I don't think I've gotten any smarter, but your reflexes slow down before you do something stupid when you're older. -- Kris Kristofferson
  • Everyone wants to play. They're just afraid of looking stupid. But you know what's stupid? Not trying. So just...try. -- Victoria Scott
  • The most stupid mistake a counter-insurgency operation can make is alienating the population. If you alienate the population, you're finished. -- Meles Zenawi
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  • People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid. -- Craig Ferguson
  • We're sometimes treated like the stupid cousin, so I'm always drawn to characters that make you feel good about being Welsh. -- Matthew Rhys
  • We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot. -- Melina Marchetta
  • You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. -- Dylan Moran
  • As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly. -- Amy Poehler
  • Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence. Think about it. People aren't out to get you, they're just stupid. -- Jane Espenson
  • No you sick, stupid creep, I love you. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. You're sick inside, Caine, sick! But I love you. - Diana -- Michael Grant
  • No you sick, stupid creep, I love you. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. You're sick inside, Caine, sick! But I love you. - Diana" -- Michael Grant
  • I'm so stupid," I tell her, tears streaming down my face now, blocking my vision. "You're not stupid. You're just an emotional vampire. -- Lily Paradis
  • Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. -- Alexei Sayle
  • Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. -- Alexei Sayle
  • I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all. -- Demetri Martin
  • The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat. -- Matt Groening
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  • If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things. -- Homer
  • Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they're not stupid, and you can't smell their horns. -- Rutger Hauer
  • It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you tell kids they're stupid--directly or indirectly--sooner or later they start to believe it. -- Erin Gruwell
  • If you go in a confirmation process, you're going to be asked about the embarrassing or stupid things you said. You should have a view. -- David Brooks
  • When you're young, you need to be silly and be stupid and not be trying to do that when you're 40 in a red sports car. -- Gin Wigmore
  • You can get famous for doing something stupid and empty, but you do something stupid and empty and you're already famous, you lose your career. -- Billy Bob Thornton
  • A woman talks about having sex, and it's like, well, a guy got to have sex with you, so you're stupid. You've given something up. -- Emily Ratajkowski
  • You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you. -- Michael Jordan
  • It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough. -- Dan Quisenberry
  • Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid. -- C. JoyBell C.
  • Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid. -- Dominic Cooper
  • When you're right there in the crisi, you'll do anything to make yourself feel better, distract yourself from the misery, deny reality, not matter how stupid. -- Anna Maxted
  • If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you! -- Kyle
  • The enemy [in Iraq] pulls back. We think we're doing well. Well, they pull back. They're not stupid. And then after we leave, you see what happened. -- Donald Trump
  • If you think too much about being original, you're gonna be stuck some day. The most stupid or easy movements can be dope; don't dig too deep! -- Menno Simons
  • I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba. -- Jerry Seinfeld
  • No one can make you feel low unless you allow them to. You're not stupid, Alix. And you're very beautiful. I just thought you should know that. (Devyn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • So between you and me," I tell Justine on the phone that night, "we're either bitchy or stupid." "Oh God," she moans. "Everyone thinks I'm an idiot." "Thanks! -- Melina Marchetta
  • You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge. -- J. K. Rowling
  • In the birthing process, you come out just realizing how stupid and weak men are! I mean, I might as well not have been in there, we're useless! -- Heath Ledger
  • There's tremendous pressure, if you're in that [goverment] system, to be involved and be interested and to care about it. There's no room to say, "This is stupid." -- Dave Barry
  • Also consider that someday, when youâ??re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were. -- Chuck Palahniuk
  • If you can't afford a half hour three or four times a week taking care of the most priceless possession, your body, you've got to be sick. You're stupid. -- Jack LaLanne
  • Godâ??s anointing is not based on your performance, but if you donâ??t open the Word, youâ??re stupid, because thatâ??s where the words of life are. -- Andrew Wommack
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