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I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola. -- Ezra Koenig
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt. -- Stephen Colbert
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit. -- Rush Limbaugh
The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt. -- Calvin Trillin
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? -- Stephen Colbert
A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face. -- Katherine Heigl
I eat fish, three times a week meat, and if not yogurt, something like this and it rarely continues. -- Karl Lagerfeld
We will make yogurt with all kinds of nutritious elements. We want to provide nutrition to the poor and children. -- Muhammad Yunus
Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some frozen yogurt. -- Ireland Baldwin
I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola. -- Alan Rickman
For me, having greek yogurt and some granola is the perfect start-up breakfast because it has many benefits. Its filling, healthy and gives me energy to start my day. -- Shantel VanSanten
I opened up a frozen-yogurt business out of college. I didnt finish college; I went halfway, and then I worked for Joel Silver, the producer, as a driver for a year. -- Greg Grunberg
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial. -- Adam Carolla
Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete! -- Jeremy Clarkson
Every morning, I eat one fat-free yogurt with a sliced peach when peaches are in season, and one thin slice of whole-wheat bread. The same thing. I don't want to get fat. And I want to keep my fitness. -- Leonard Lauder
Many people are deficient in vitamin D. A glass of milk, for example, has only 100 IU. Other foods, such as orange juice, yogurt and cheese, are now beginning to be fortified, but you have to work fairly hard to reach 1,000 IU a day. -- Frank C. Garland
One bit of advice someone gave me - which I haven't yet tried - is that if you go to an area where you might pick up a tummy bug, you should seek out the local probiotic yogurt. Eating it will introduce you to the local gut flora, apparently. -- Anthony Head
Right now I'd love to be sitting on a Greek island somewhere because of being Greek American, eating great octopus salad and some fantastic lamb. Or sipping a little ouzo. I think the Mediterranean diet is one of the healthiest... Lots of nuts, vegetables, fruits, fresh fish, lean meats, yogurt. -- Cat Cora
We incorporated new tastes and flavors into our kids' diets from a very early age, which helped to develop their palates and prevented them from becoming picky eaters. We don't buy junk food and give them options of fresh fruit, yogurt, raw almonds, or dried whole grain cereals for snack time. -- Cat Cora
I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks, I'll have an apple, some string cheese, a yogurt. For lunch I'll have salad with protein in it and for dinner usually steamed vegetables and chicken or fish. -- Sprague Grayden
I wasn't eating the right kinds of calories. I didn't know about healthy carbs such as brown rice and lentils. Now I eat small meals throughout the day: oatmeal with cinnamon to start, fruit and yogurt as a snack, and vegetables or with chicken or tuna, and a healthy carb, like a yam, for lunch. -- Alison Sweeney
Bulgarians eat tarator every single day in summer. They think of it as salad although we'd call it a soup. You can make it as thick or thin as you like depending on how much water you add. It's very practical in summer because yogurt cools the body faster than water, but the water hydrates you. -- Elizabeth Kostova
I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top. -- Mitch Hedberg
When I write on Twitter, I do other things: I'm working, grading, or reading, and I'm procrastinating, and I'll pop on Twitter and be like, "Hey, what's up? Yogurt's delicious." -- Roxane Gay
I cannot get into cottage cheese, and I've tried a lot. Yogurt is hard for me to eat, too. I have to hold my nose to get it down. There's something wrong with that. -- Chandra Wilson
Yogurt sauce, as you may have noticed by now, is a regular presence in my recipes - that's because it has the ability to round up so many flavours and textures like no other component does. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I tend to write three to four hours a day, depending - oftentimes very late at night. When I write on Twitter, I do other things: I'm working, grading, or reading, and I'm procrastinating, and I'll pop on Twitter and be like, 'Hey, what's up? Yogurt's delicious.' -- Roxane Gay
Fage does not make great yogurt. -- Hamdi Ulukaya
My mother used to make the most amazing yogurt. -- Hamdi Ulukaya
My favorite power food is Greek yogurt and honey. -- Misty May-Treanor
I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt -- Mac Miller
... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask -- Emma McLaughlin
Greek yogurt with some olive oil stirred in can transform many dishes. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I'm really into Greek yogurt, fruit and almonds. Those are my 'go-to' snacks. -- Taylor Schilling
I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It's easy and quick and available anywhere. -- Maud Welzen
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt. -- John Mortimer
I receive a lot of snacks and yogurt that have nearly the same name as me. -- Onew
Here's how you get Hollywood in Positano: You need a nail salon and a yogurt place... -- Anne Hathaway
I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? -- Janet Evanovich
Right now I would give all the yogurt raisins in all the world for a heart made of ice. -- Katherine Applegate
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. -- Scott Adams
Sweet potatoes are ideal for lazy days: just bake, then mash and mix with yogurt, butter or olive oil. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I love almonds as a snack, and in the morning, yogurt is a fantastic go-to. Sometimes I mix them together. -- Alison Sweeney
I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. -- Gordon Strachan
My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon. -- Jarod Kintz
I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners. -- Ice Cube
I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests. -- Gabriela Isler
He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey, like I was John the Baptist with the flu. -- Anne Lamott
I just got tired of being overweight and unfit, so I changed my diet from hamburgers to yogurt and muesli, and it seems to work. -- Peter Jackson
I feel better all day if I start off by eating healthy. Breakfast is simple: multigrain toast with natural peanut butter, oatmeal, yogurt, fruit, or healthy cereal. -- Natalie Morales
I don't really believe in diets. I love food... If I deprive myself, I'm going to want it more. I snack on yogurt, raw cashews and cherry tomatoes. -- Nicole Scherzinger
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives. -- Calvin Trillin
We sit and read the paper in conjunction with having a little breakfast. Usually fruit salad, or I make myself a smoothie with rice milk, coconut water and yogurt. -- Tamara Tunie
One of my favorite snacks is Chobani yogurt with Bear Naked granola, because it has all the nutrients I need; it's all-natural, and it has a lot of protein. -- Hannah Kearney
I always have apples and fruit in the house. It's easier to eat something healthy if it's within reach. I also have yogurt, cheese and crackers, and raw almonds. -- Martina McBride
My eating is pretty consistent. I like Greek yogurt for breakfast. I eat two giant salads a day, a broiled meat or fish, and a dark green vegetable at every meal. -- Veronica Webb
I opened up a frozen-yogurt business out of college. I didn't finish college; I went halfway, and then I worked for Joel Silver, the producer, as a driver for a year. -- Greg Grunberg
I'm a big breakfast person: Eggs, bacon and yogurt is my go-to meal before a round. On the course, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches are great for energy, but a protein bar works, too. -- Lexi Thompson
Let's pass a bill to cover the moon with yogurt that will cost $5 trillion today. And then let's pass a bill the next day to cancel that bill. We could save $5 trillion. -- Paul Ryan
I'm obsessed with frozen yogurt because you don't feel totally guilty eating it. It's not as bad as ice cream, and during the hot summer months, it's a great way to just refresh. -- Caroline Sunshine
Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you? I love it! You're kidding! What a crazy, random happenstance! -- Joss Whedon
I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It's healthy. 'Why don't you like it?' Because it tastes like bad breath. -- Bill Cosby
The one snack I really love is YoCrunch yogurt. It's like an apple pie in a cup! You have your apples on the bottom, your yogurt in the middle, and piecrust crumbs on top. -- Gabby Douglas
For breakfast, I make an amazing protein shake with fruit, Greek yogurt, protein powder, flaxseed oil and honey. It's a nice way to get a healthy start and a little bit of sweetness, too. -- Lindy Booth
There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal. -- Daniel Handler

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