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I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys. -- Judd Apatow
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I've come to believe that the simpler the title, the better. Whenever I try to get cute with it, it seems to be a problem but if it's just The 40-Year-Old Virgin, people seem to know what they're in for. -- Judd Apatow
He had a thousand-year-old stare. -- Louise Erdrich
The world is a gawking four-year-old. -- Adrian Barnes
I've never been a 16-year-old girl. -- Chris Lilley
You can't be a 25-year-old forever. -- John Legend
I dress like a 30-year-old woman. -- Selena Gomez
Holmes, I'm a 24 year old prude. -- Laurie R. King
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. -- Bill Watterson
A three-year-old is not half a six-year-old. -- Ken Robinson
I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor. -- Kesha
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years. -- Mickey Rooney
We've got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites. -- David Walliams
Extinction was a difficult concept for a 10-year-old. -- Nell Newman
When you're 84, a 70-year-old is still pretty young, -- Christian Horner
As a 12-year-old, I think everything seems scary. -- Rooney Mara
I'm not a 21-year-old angsty self-destructive rapscallion anymore. -- Karen O
I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy -- Megan Fox
God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's. -- Eugene Mirman
Youth has triumphed (upon defeating 86-year-old Dirk van Foreest). -- Jacques Mieses
I was x years old in the year x2. -- Augustus De Morgan
It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old. -- Charlaine Harris
What is the sound of an eighty-nine-year-old heart breaking? -- Sebastian Barry
I'm not letting any 17 year old beat me tonight -- Blaine Wilson
Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT! -- Robin Williams
Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened? -- Ann Landers
I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell -- Harry Redknapp
I like being a 10-year-old kid who's in charge. -- Tibor Kalman
I still have the mentality of a 19-year-old mind. -- Doyle Brunson
Never read a book that is not a year old. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new. -- Anthony Jeselnik
What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died? -- Erich Segal
I would only date a 15 year old high school girl. -- Seth Rogen
At drama school, I was always playing the 11-year-old boys. -- Kit Harington
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old. -- Kurt Angle
My nine-year-old daughter is very creative and colorful and trendy. -- Erykah Badu
Underneath this tired, middle-aged exterior, I'm an 11 year old kid. -- Henry Selick
A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway. -- Bill Nye
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. -- Carl Van Vechten
I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. -- Megan Fox
In 1957, I was a 16-year-old office boy for the Dodgers. -- Marv Albert
Every five-year-old kid should have a pair of happy pajamas. (217) -- Heather Gudenkauf
I'm a 34-year-old NBA center. I'm black. And I'm gay, -- Jason Collins
A five-year-old Chinese girl knows more about football than I do. -- Frank Langella
There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts. -- Michael Cera
There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler. -- Arthur Hailey
"¦there is no straightforward negotiation with a four year old"¦ -- John Irving
There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler. -- Arthur Hailey
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. -- Dana Carvey
I couldn't comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man. -- Eric Dane
I don't feel 70. I am still looking out from 14-year-old eyes. -- Nolan Bushnell
What twelve year old wouldn't want to play an evil wizard? -- Tom Felton
You can't tell a 6-year-old your sister is going to die. -- Barbara Bush
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I've worked since I was a five-year-old to be a performer. -- Lady Gaga
I mean, what 16-year-old is going to listen to Doc Watson? -- Brian Setzer
I became a Christian when I was a little six-year-old boy. -- Larry Gatlin
Stupid Sixteen year old kid falling from the sky! I'm late! -- Rick Riordan
I feel like a 16-year-old trapped inside a dead woman's body. -- Tamsin Greig
I have never made a movie that's attracted a 14-year-old boy. -- Robert Altman
An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid. -- Markus Zusak
I started out as a 16 year old registering people to vote. -- DeForest Soaries
In Hawaii, there are 50-year-old grandfathers, because they got married so early. -- Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. -- Erma Bombeck
Anything that sparks some eight-year-old's interest in music or DJing is great. -- DJ Shadow
I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body. -- Eric Andre
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. -- Jens Lehmann
Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old. -- Robert Muchamore
A seven-year-old girl can take only so many walks with her grandfather. -- Jeffrey Eugenides
In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. -- Robert Breault
Andy Ellis - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago. -- Murray Mexted
I can take a three-year-old and make a hit record with him. -- Dr. Dre
I'm impressed with a 90 year old woman who's still out and about. -- Anthony Kiedis
I've never had a 12-year-old try to explain to me about groove. -- Anderson Cooper
When I go out with my 16-year-old friends, I don't wear Chanel. -- Bridget Hall
At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, either. -- Michael Caine
I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash. -- Bernie Ecclestone
The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox. -- Paul Reiser
I have a twenty-month-old baby [girl], [and] a sixteen-year-old boy same maturity level. -- Gloria Estefan
A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl -- Eoin Colfer
Any romantic feelings for a 12-year-old are like entering into a fantasy world. -- Wes Anderson
A lot of 18-year-olds are like old men. They think they've seen everything. -- Ben Folds
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. -- Jim Jefferies
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker. -- Henny Youngman
Age-appropriate makeup? Who are you people? What makeup is age-appropriate for a seven-year-old? -- Kami Garcia
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. -- Phyllis Diller
I'm weirdly flexible, so when I dance, I dance like a 17-year-old girl. -- Michael Angarano
You hope that your teenage self would like and forgive your 50-year-old self. -- Hugh Laurie
It was like he was being controlled by a 10 year-old on a PlayStation. -- Gary Neville
I play chess badly and I've been beaten by my 10-year old son -- John Turturro
Watching my four year old daughter dance I cannot break free of her. -- Ikkyu
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls. -- Penn Jillette
Baseball should be the only thing on an eight year old boy's mind. -- Aidan Quinn
At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around. -- Milton Berle
I think about what 10-year-old Tony would want that 40-year-old Tony can make. -- Tony DiTerlizzi
The Notebook' wrecks me! I cry like a 6-year-old girl at the end. -- Matt Barr
I care more about my country than I do about a 20-year-old pledge. -- Saxby Chambliss
How could he possibly bow deeply enough to honor a thousand-year-old samurai queen? -- Nadia Scrieva
It's my heart that is tired. A thirteen-year-old heart shouldn't feel like this. -- Markus Zusak
We are stardustBillion-year old carbonAnd we've got to get ourselves back to the garden" -- Joni Mitchell
Nothing I do can't be done by a ten-year-old...with fifteen years of practice. -- Harry Blackstone, Jr.
I am the mother of a 6-year-old now, so that's changed my entire perspective. -- Viola Davis
I would like to go to University and be like a normal 20 year old. -- Louise Woodward
By the year 2020, the year of perfect vision, the old will outnumber the young. -- Maggie Kuhn
We are stardustBillion-year old carbonAnd we've got to get ourselves back to the garden -- Joni Mitchell
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Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can. -- James Patterson
The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter. -- Dan Stevens
He was shorter than an average eight-year-old boy but exceptionally tall for a tulip. -- Stephanie Kallos
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I write for what's left of the eight-year-old still rattling around inside my head. -- Chris Van Allsburg
No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. -- David Viscott
The idea of revenge coming from a 14-year-old girl isn't, you know, exactly right. -- Hailee Steinfeld
I have the attention span of a 2-year-old. I like to jump from project-to-project. -- Reba McEntire
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. -- Bernard Williams
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more. -- Colleen McCullough
I believe I encountered death, which was a bit too much for a seven-year-old. -- Peter Straub
I wish my 15-year-old self had known about my allure to the opposite sex! -- Benedict Cumberbatch
I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end. -- Richard Brautigan

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