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Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. -- Jack Handey
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. -- Andy Borowitz
And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight. -- John Lennon
We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas -- Will Rogers
To all companies please stop using Xmas songs and inserting your own lyrics. Write your own music. I am boycotting you until you stop. -- Bill Engvall
There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store. -- Dana Gould
Many Americans celebrate both Christmas and Xmas. Others celebrate one or the other. And some of us celebrate holidays that, although unconnected with the [winter] solstice, occur near it: Ramadan, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. -- John Silber
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas -- W. C. Fields
The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships. -- Mark Twain
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush. -- Karl Pilkington
wow it was sad the break up thing in xmas but in the end they got back together but the father soo hush to the children -- Jacqueline Wilson
So after a lovely family Xmas day, this 80s teen is off to bed feeling a bit sad, but listening to this masterpiece [George Michael: I can't make you love me]. -- Nicola Sturgeon

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