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The Internet is the Viagra of big business. -- Jack Welch
Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex. -- Tim Reid
Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections. -- George Montgomery
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people. -- Randy Newman
There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. -- Doris Roberts
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own. -- Jay Leno
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. -- Jack Nicholson
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building. -- Harvey Korman
Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted. -- Jackie Collins
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash. -- Alonzo Bodden
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug. -- Kenny Rogers
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many. -- Anthony Jeselnik
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. -- Robin Williams
Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am? -- Jimmy Carr
Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips. -- Paul Daniels
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. -- Jimmy Carr
..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp. -- Peter McWilliams
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life. -- Joan Rivers
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife." -- Frank Carson
You suffer when you give birth, it doesn't matter, it's nature. They tell you, oh, those hormone pills, they're terrible, you'll get cancer. But when it comes to Viagra for men, they don't speak about cancer. -- Jeanne Moreau
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it. -- Jay Leno
I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra. -- Daniel Dennett
I think that in our society we should do everything to encourage child-bearing and family-making. And I think that if insurance will cover Viagra for men, it should also be covering these kinds of methods to try to build families. -- Joan Lunden
Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra. -- Lil Wayne
Variety is not everything! Viagra is! -- Tiger Woods
I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra. -- Zach Braff
There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra? -- Dolly Parton
Viagra increases bloodflow to the penis, but what drug increases bloodflow to the brain? -- Jarod Kintz
To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride. -- Rodney Dangerfield
This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra. -- David Letterman
Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man. -- Ai Weiwei
Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C? -- Jarod Kintz
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers. -- Russell Howard
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra. -- David Letterman
The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch. -- Jay Leno
If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal users of Viagra were young black men, using Viagra would land you time behind bars. -- Ethan Nadelmann
I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie and Die Hard. If you want to watch, I just made popcorn. -- Jarod Kintz
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra... -- Chuck Palahniuk
I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed! -- Bette Midler
If a chemical drug like Viagra is accepted by society and by the world to ignite desire, then what is the problem with my audio-visual drug called cinema which ignites desire? Both are basically doing the same thing! -- Mallika Sherawat
A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of ten cases, it was more effective than Viagra. The tenth case was found to contain a lot of cash, and the participant made off with the money without completing the study. -- Jarod Kintz
Back then, the entire Internet consisted of two slow, boxcar-sized UNIVAC computers about 50 feet apart, connected by a wire. It would take one of these computers an entire day to send an email to the other one, which would immediately delete it, because it was a Viagra ad. -- Dave Barry
You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE. -- John Cena
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it." (On the change in his body that Ali's intense physical training required) -- Will Smith

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