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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. -- William Congreve
If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You! -- Michael R. Burch
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. -- Maurice Sendak
even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it? -- Frances Noyes Hart
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. -- Ian Hislop
What I need is a woman who is something, anything: either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something. -- Alfred de Musset
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. -- Emma Thompson
I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot. -- Roman Coppola
The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down. -- Toni Morrison
It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers. -- Caroline Dhavernas
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. -- Joe Rogan
I feel like there's an obsession with pace right now in theater, with things being very fast and very witty and very loud, and I think we're all so freaked out about theater keeping audiences interested because everybody's so freaked out about theater becoming irrelevant. -- Annie Baker
Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. -- Kate Upton
Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty. -- Merritt Patterson
Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima. -- John C. Wright
The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know. -- John Hurt
Bill Gallagher's new version of 'The Prisoner' is an enthralling commentary on modern culture. It is witty, intelligent and disturbing. I am very excited to be involved. -- Ian Mckellen
I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot." -- Roman Coppola

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