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  • With Fresh Healthy Vending growing by the day, my role is ever-evolving, just as the company is, and I intend to take on any necessary responsibilities in order to make a positive impact and spread a message we all believe in so strongly. -- Steve Finley
  • Being part of the Fresh Healthy Vending team and the corporate-owned operations division has been incredible thus far. It has given me enough knowledge to take the important facts about healthy vending options to my own personal and professional contacts and expand these positive programs wherever we can. -- Steve Finley
  • Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection and your day." Eve: "Up yours. -- Nora Roberts
  • We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines. -- Joan Lunden
  • God is not a vending machine where if you put in enough prayer quarters we get a Reese's Pieces bag that pops out. -- Joel C. Rosenberg
  • I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • I'd watch my father get up at 5 o'clock and go down to the Eastern Market in Detroit to do the shopping for his restaurant, and get that business going and then go out on his vending machine business. -- Ed Bradley
  • The culture is about moving to a place where tobacco and smoking isn't part of normal life: people don't encounter it normally, they don't see it in their big supermarkets, they don't see people smoking in public places, they don't see tobacco vending machines. -- Andrew Lansley
  • I am big in Japan... heightwise! But, yeah, I started modeling there in my teens and into my 20s. I did Calvin Klein, Uniqlo, and lots of magazine covers. It's such a beautiful country, and they have beer vending machines right on the street. Love that! -- Julia Voth
  • My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. -- Caroline Rhea
  • I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • One simply turns to the ideological vending machine, and out comes the prepared formulae. -- Daniel Bell
  • I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. -- Natasha Leggero
  • I don't see the government as a beverage vending machine, where anyone who happens to be thirsty can grab a drink. -- Mathias Dopfner
  • Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back! -- Jon Stewart
  • It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America. -- David Sedaris
  • Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine. -- Alex Comfort
  • We need election reform because our elections are being stolen. And these huge powerful voting machine vending companies have privatized the election process in our country. -- Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
  • We made love like two sand dollars in a vending machine. She said she wanted marriage and kids, and I said all I wanted was a soda. -- Jarod Kintz
  • Have you ever tried thinking of God as a person instead of an all-powerful vending machine that never gives you the right amount of change? He has feelings too, you know. -- Angela N. Blount
  • I turned around and headed back to the stairwell, planning to go downstairs and buy a chocolate bar from the vending machine. Maybe it would fall on me and end my misery. -- Kenneth Oppel
  • I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential. -- Mitch Hedberg
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