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Velcro: what a rip-off. -- Tim Vine
When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes. -- Ashley Rickards
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. -- Dave Barry
Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro. -- Andy Van Slyke
I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all the hours wedded to the iron game, as we call it. -- Sylvester Stallone
Even if you were to fall into extreme financial hardship and file for bankruptcy, you need to understand that your student loan debt will not be discharged in bankruptcy. It is the Velcro of all debts. -- Suze Orman
The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on. It was the beginning of a new era. The visual took over. The special effects became more important than the single person. That was the beginning of the end. -- Sylvester Stallone
If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro -- Bruce Fogle
Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. -- Dave Barry
Neither books nor people have Velcro Sides -- there must be a bonding agent -- someone who attaches child to book. -- Jim Trelease
I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction. -- Mitch Hedberg
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro. -- Demetri Martin
I don't know what we did without Velcro in the American theater. It's a miracle substance! People had long intermissions, probably. -- Jefferson Mays
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything. -- Dave Barry
On GM crops: I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of velcro, to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles. But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding velcro so it's a bit of a long shot. -- Bill Bailey
The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A real solid shot, too. I knew instinctively that this could not be correct. Unless you're specifically trying to raise a welterweight, continual deliverance of powerful uppercuts is not advised when handling newborns. -- Paul Reiser
So I'm into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. -- Mindy Kaling
Bits and pieces flung into the universe, sticking in the sky like cotton balls on a jet black velcro surface. -- Bradley Chicho

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