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Man, I really like Vegas. -- Elvis Presley
No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling. -- Ralph Nader
I like Vegas for its spontaneity. -- Tony Curtis
Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. -- Oscar Goodman
I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas. -- Juice Newton
I started a big part of my career in Vegas. -- Louie Anderson
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. -- Hunter S. Thompson
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. -- Tom Waits
Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. -- Merv Griffin
Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. -- Artie Lange
I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas. -- Dennis Rodman
I have never taken a road trip. Unless you count Los Angeles to Vegas. -- Jamie Lynn Sigler
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. -- Artie Lange
I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time. -- John Elway
No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA. -- George Eads
It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office. -- Paul Samuelson
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. -- Drew Carey
Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas. -- Paul Samuelson
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. -- Drew Carey
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. -- Steven Wright
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it. -- Otis Blackwell
Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. -- Eli Roth
I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler. -- Steve Carell
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. -- Adam Sandler
I'm not a big fan of cold weather; that's why I moved to Vegas! -- Dave Keuning
What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
Las Vegas is a beautiful place. I like it more and more and plan to be here often. It's a great place for chess. -- Anatoly Karpov
We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information. -- Ashton Kutcher
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there. -- Robin Williams
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello. -- Norm Crosby
The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up. -- Pia Zadora
Burnout comes easy in the high-pressure world of television, and when the opportunity arose to move to Las Vegas and bring my friends and star chefs to open their restaurants at the Venetian, I made the move here. -- Robin Leach
We shot 'Delusion' in the middle of the desert and outside of Las Vegas where they did those underground nuclear bomb testings. So I only ate oysters and drank coffee because I didn't want to turn into a mutant. -- Jennifer Rubin
In Zurich, in a cafe overlooking the Limmat, I ate butter-drenched white asparagus pulled from the ground that morning; it had the aftertaste of champagne. I've been able to appreciate epic meals in San Francisco, New Orleans, Berlin, Paris, Las Vegas. -- J. R. Moehringer
I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I've ever been to. You can look to your left and there's a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours. -- Marsha Thomason
People are always asking, 'Where does Michael Pennington end and Johnny Vegas begin,' and you're going, 'It's not like that: it's blurred right across.' -- Johnny Vegas
Vegas is a celebration. -- Jose Andres Puerta
Vegas will always be Vegas. -- Debbie Reynolds
Disneyland is Vegas for children. -- Tom Waits
There's just no quiet in Vegas. -- Barry Manilow
I love performing in Las Vegas. -- Holly Madison
What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone. -- Dane Cook
But Vegas is really my first home. -- David Copperfield
In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. -- Walter Wykes
We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. -- Rick Riordan
Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place. -- Eydie Gorme
I love Vegas. It's like going to Disneyland. -- Vanessa Marcil
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. -- Don Rickles
I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas. -- Roseanne Barr
My Vegas act is how I make my money. -- Rita Rudner
Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth. -- Dennis Miller
Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong. -- Douglas Coupland
Driving to Vegas is awesome... Driving home From Vegas sucks. -- Brody Jenner
Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream. -- Hunter S. Thompson
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. -- Robin Williams
Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots. -- Bugsy Siegel
I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life. -- Julio Iglesias
Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. -- Frank Scoblete
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas. -- Louie Anderson
I've never been to Vegas, but I've gambled all my life. -- Ryan Adams
I'm very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together. -- Jose Andres Puerta
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone. -- Mort Sahl
Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society -- Noel Coward
Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store. -- Hunter S. Thompson
KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask. -- Carlos Santana
I don't like Las Vegas. I'd rather be mountain biking or climbing. -- Greg Brenneman
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. -- Artie Lange
Nobody realizes that Mormons were the first Americans to settle Las Vegas. -- David Roberts
Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans? -- Meg Cabot
I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas. -- Don Rickles
I think men like the boobie shows. Vegas will always be Vegas. -- Debbie Reynolds
Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream -- Hunter S. Thompson
Being from Iowa, I can tell you that Vegas is not normal. -- Dave Keuning
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians. -- Ben E. King
Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there. -- Bill Hader
I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas -- Paul Taylor
Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams. -- Concha Buika
I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas. -- Paul Taylor
I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. -- David LaChapelle
Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas. -- Kevin James
Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions. -- Todd Phillips
[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions. -- Marlene Dietrich
I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas -- Kelley Armstrong
Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye. -- Frank Sinatra
I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. -- Penn Jillette
Capitalism is a warrior culture, a hierarchical mode, and Las Vegas is its epitome. -- Hal Rothman
I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles. -- J. Richard Singleton
If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. -- Tony Curtis
I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city. -- Frank Scoblete
I have never taken a road trip. Unless you count Los Angeles to Vegas. -- Jamie Lynn Sigler
I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody. -- Dane Cook
I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better. -- Catherine Zeta-Jones
[Las Vegas in the early 1960] was thrilling, exciting... I would describe it as very Parisian. -- Debbie Reynolds
Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of America's brittle and mutating id. -- John Burdett
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. -- Evan Esar
Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of Americas brittle and mutating id. -- John Burdett
The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington. -- Cal Thomas
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I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else. -- Pete Rose
I think that people who have Vegas throat are people who sing from their throats only. -- Robert Goulet
I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time. -- Ian Ziering
I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel. -- Solomon Burke
Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act! -- Sigourney Weaver
The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island. -- Don Rickles
No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend. -- Hal Rothman
The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas -- John Warren Kindt
If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear. -- Chelsea Handler
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. -- Rita Rudner
My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. -- John Travolta
I was born out of a Vegas marriage: My parents got married three days after they met. -- Elle King
I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. -- Mike Tyson
I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth. -- Alissa Nutting
You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl. -- Charisma Carpenter
I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health. -- Louie Anderson
I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs. -- Scott Caan
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: 'Run your own race, put on your blinders.' -- Joan Rivers
Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant. -- Oscar Goodman

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