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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? -- W. C. Fields
At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down. -- Jilly Cooper
Burned and squashed to death in a silver vat of soup. There must be worst ways to go. But not many. -- Jonathan Stroud
On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns. -- Dara O Briain
Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide. -- Daniel Handler
People were going to geometry class and I was swimming through vats of chili on 'Even Stevens.' It was like a dream! -- Shia LaBeouf
We are not here to sell a parcel of boilers and vats, but the potentiality of growing rich beyond the dreams of avarice. -- Samuel Johnson
I'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins. -- Terry Pratchett
John Major put the 'er' back into Conservative, David Cameron's put the 'Con' into Conservative - and Norman Lamont put the 'vat' into Conservative! -- David Miliband
Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. -- Maria Bamford
I've never got into debt and I've always been in control of my taxes and VAT, but having four children costs a lot. They are my weakness. -- Sadie Frost
Falling in love with another man is like falling into a vast vat of yourself. For some men this is ultimately nourishing, for others . . . it is drowning. -- Perry Brass
The first pressure of sorrow crushes out from our hearts the best wine; afterwards the constant weight of it brings forth bitterness, the taste and stain from the lees of the vat. --
My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with the giant vat and drainer, label them, and give them as Christmas presents. -- Mario Batali
If you're Mejicana or Mejicano and don't know who Pedro Infante is, you should be tied to a hot stove with yucca rope and beaten with sharp dry corn husks as you stand in a vat of soggy fideos. -- Denise Chavez
I used to have this fantasy when I was growing up where Princess Leia would be in the slave Leia costume and she would be in a vat of Breyer's ice cream. A recurring dream where I would eat my way to her. -- Dan Fogler
Writing an informative yet compact thriller is a lot like making maple sugar candy. You have to tap hundreds of trees - boil vats and vats of raw sap - evaporate the water - and keep boiling until you've distilled a tiny nugget that encapsulates the essence. -- Dan Brown
Better biofuels are a really big deal. That means we can precisely engineer the molecules in the fuel chain and optimize them along the way. So, if all goes well, they're going to have designer bugs in warm vats that are eating and digesting sugars to excrete better biofuels. I guess that's better living through bugs. -- John Doerr
My life changed irrevocably four-and-a-half years ago when my spine failed and collapsed. I spent two years on the floor, in excruciating, debilitating and unrelenting pain. I can only describe the pain as being submerged into a vat of scalding acid that has an electric current running through it. And you can never get out, ever. -- Bill Walton
Some years down the pike, we're going to get the real solution, which is going to be a combination of death panels and sales taxes. It's going to be that we're actually going to take Medicare under control, and we're going to have to get some additional revenue, probably from a VAT. But it's not going to happen now. -- Paul Krugman
Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom. -- John Bunyan
Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk. -- Dave Barry
Do you know what Margaret Thatcher did in her first Budget? Introduced VAT on yachts! It somewhat ruined my retirement -- Edward Heath
I set up stations, buy a big vat of chili, and then guests do what they want to do - and I still get to party. -- Emily Henderson

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