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Genuinely ubiquitous computing spreads like warm Vaseline. -- William Gibson
Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States. -- Don Sutton
You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline. -- Leonard Cohen
The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline. -- L. Neil Smith
There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life. -- Richard Jeni
My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin. -- Rachel Bilson
For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix for any makeup emergencies. -- Scarlett Johansson
Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age. -- Malcolm Cowley
My character in 'Fresh Meat' is quite prim and tidy, and then I basically had no make-up for the whole shoot of 'Kidnap and Ransom' - apart from a bit of Vaseline to make me look even sweatier! -- Kimberley Nixon
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It's for Shaving your legs Only you don't Need A razor. It's with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint -- John Green

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