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Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry. -- Larry Adler
If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy. -- John G. Rowland
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. -- Dave Barry
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. -- Henny Youngman
After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy. -- George Clooney
Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells. -- Jay Leno
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one. -- Rodney Dangerfield
If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like. -- Bill Bryson
A program of sterilizing women after their second or third child, despite the relatively greater difficulty of the operation than vasectomy, might be easier to implement than trying to sterilize men. -- John Holdren
The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. -- Dave Barry

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