Valentines Day quotes:

  • Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! -- Jay Leno
  • Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery
  • True love stories never have endings. -- Richard Bach
  • Love and a cough cannot be hid. -- George Herbert
  • Love is the poetry of the senses. -- Honore de Balzac
  • Everything's coming up roses - for me. -- Ethel Merman
  • Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. -- Robert Frost
  • Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. -- William Shakespeare
  • Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. -- William Shakespeare
  • My cards and flowers always got rejected on Valentines Day. -- Anurag Kashyap
  • I know of only one duty, and that is to love. -- Albert Camus
  • Love is a game that two can play and both win. -- Eva Gabor
  • A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. -- Thomas Moore
  • Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. -- Ben Hecht
  • What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. -- Pearl Bailey
  • I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
  • If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. -- Maya Angelou
  • True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. -- Erich Segal
  • Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. -- Maya Angelou
  • Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. -- Thomas Merton
  • Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst
  • I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. -- Dr. Seuss
  • How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. -- Oscar Wilde
  • Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. -- Khalil Gibran
  • People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday. -- Lil Wayne
  • Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut. -- Felipe Esparza
  • I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. -- Zac Efron
  • Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage -- Anna Kendrick
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  • Valentines Day itself, like most holidays in the modern era, has been heavily influenced by commercialism that focuses on the appeal of romantic fantasies. -- Aberjhani
  • I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentines Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality time, the better. -- Spencer Boldman
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  • Happy Valentines Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don't give up. If you feel bad, send yourself a card. You must be worth it... -- Jeanette Winterson
  • Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. -- Roger Ebert
  • Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. -- Lindsay Ellingson
  • I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment. -- Larisa Oleynik
  • Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer. -- Judah Friedlander
  • Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! -- Thomas Hood
  • In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? -- Amy Poehler
  • Is Valentine's Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine's is supposed to be a day about romantic love. -- Ayelet Waldman
  • As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies. -- Judah Friedlander
  • I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to stay home and cry. -- Elizabeth Meriwether
  • Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night. -- Patti Stanger
  • Be it Valentine's Day, Father's Day or Mother's Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn't hold any special relevance for me. -- Randeep Hooda
  • I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends. I respect what Valentine's Day stands for because it is about love. -- Michelle Trachtenberg
  • New Year's Eve to Valentine's Day is our peak season, and in many ways, Valentine's Day is our Christmas. Everybody in the world makes the same three New Year's resolutions: health, career and money, and love. -- Sam Yagan
  • If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. -- Cesar Romero
  • Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs. -- Vince Vaughn
  • People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn't give two hooty-hoots about Valentine's Day. Just because he doesn't give you a valentine doesn't mean he doesn't love you! -- Jada Pinkett Smith
  • Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love. -- Dan Savage
  • I think that Valentine's Day is only as good as you want it to be. You know, I don't think it should be anything fancy, nothing crazy. As long as you're spending time with that person that's special, I think that's a great Valentine's Day. -- Prince Royce
  • I don't think I've ever had a bad Valentine's Day, I mean... c'mon, y'all know I never get a bad Valentine. Nah. Um, no, I've never really had - I don't have a bad Valentine's Day. I never really think... it doesn't come up to my mind. -- Prince Royce
  • Let's forgive someone for Valentines day, it's a great way to show love, and forgive yourself too for the hurt you held onto. -- Jay Woodman
  • I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! -- Mike Birbiglia
  • Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them... I don't want my chokolate to have more fun than me. -- Jay Leno