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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' -- Steven Wright
Laughter is an instant vacation. -- Milton Berle
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. -- Earl Wilson
Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need. -- Jerry Smith
Adventures are to the adventurous. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Find what brings you joy and go there. -- Jan Phillips
The best thing about a vacation is planning it. -- Andy Rooney
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. -- Mark Twain
With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation. -- David Lloyd George
It is not more vacation we need - it is more vocation. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work. -- Morris Fishbein
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. -- Robert Orben
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. -- Kin Hubbard
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. -- Elbert Hubbard
The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation. -- Clarence Day
Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world. -- Gustave Flaubert
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. -- Evan Esar
It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time. -- David Brenner
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. -- Chevy Chase
It began in mystery, and it will end in mystery, but what a savage and beautiful country lies in between. -- Diane Ackerman
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. -- Erma Bombeck
It has long been my belief that in times of great stress, such as a 4-day vacation, the thin veneer of family wears off almost at once, and we are revealed in our true personalities. -- Shirley Jackson
Traveling is not just seeing the new; it is also leaving behind. Not just opening doors; also closing them behind you, never to return. But the place you have left forever is always there for you to see whenever you shut your eyes. -- Jan Myrdal
Isn't it interesting that people feel best about themselves right before they go on vacation? They've cleared up all of their to-do piles, closed up transactions, renewed old promises with themselves. My most basic suggestion is that people should do that more than just once a year. -- David Allen
Vacation' means titillating my taste buds. -- Brett Ratner
'Vacation' means titillating my taste buds. -- Brett Ratner
My Vocation is my Vacation. I love what I do. -- Nick Cannon
Serengeti Trek Vacation Bible School 05, where kids are wild about God!. -- Christopher Cross
Make your Vocation into Vacation and you will not have to work a single day. -- Nicholas Lore
I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends. -- Paul Begala
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks. -- Sam Ewing
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world. -- Robert Orben
Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not. -- William James
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried. -- Drew Carey
I used to know Jennifer Love Hewitt. We lived in the same apartment building when I was about... jeez, I guess it was when I was doing 'Christmas Vacation', so I was about 13 or 14. -- Johnny Galecki
I didn't get the degree because in my last year, for my thesis film I made a feature called Permanent Vacation and they'd given me a scholarship, the Louis B Mayer fellowship and they made a mistake. -- Jim Jarmusch
With both Caddyshack and Vacation, it's not like the subjects were serious enough that they engaged my interest for another round. I love the characters, and the actors were great, but I didn't see the need to make another Vacation movie. -- Harold Ramis
Vacation cruises are advertised as luxurious journeys to exotic places, but a chief pleasure is the reading of books ... . On steamer chairs topside or poolside, in the lounges, everywhere you see men and women with their noses in books, devouring them for hours. -- Garrison Keillor
In the Land of Toys, every day, except Sunday, is a Saturday. Vacation begins on the first of January and ends on the last day of December. That is the place for me! All countries should be like it! How happy we should all be! -- Carlo Collodi
A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic. -- Max von Sydow
On vacation, I totally unplug. I don't bring a laptop with me. -- Will Wright
Isn't it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation? -- Zig Ziglar
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. -- Camille Paglia
My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday. -- Ludacris
The idea of a perfect vacation is not working or not having to work and having no appointments. -- Tom Welling
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. -- Gary Allan
As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allotted for vacation. -- John Battelle
Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation. -- Laura Marano
I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can shoot it. There is nothing more grotesque to me than a vacation. -- Dustin Hoffman
Wherever I go, I'm watching. Even on vacation, when I'm in an airport or a railroad station, I look around, snap pictures, and find out how people do things. -- Richard Scarry
You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town. -- Michael Jackson
Architecture has always been a very idealistic profession. It's about making the world a better place, and it works over the generations because people go on vacation and they look for it. -- Frank Gehry
My interests are guitars, cars, and vacation. I've been playing guitar all my life. My dad was a professional guitarist, but I'm terrible, which lets me off the hook, so I just play for myself. -- Josh Hartnett
I like to travel any chance I get, even if it's just a local vacation to San Diego or Palm Springs or wherever. I just like to get out and do stuff and see the world. -- Christa B. Allen
The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My entire life is scheduled from morning to night, and when I'm on vacation, there is no schedule. -- Kelly Clarkson
Half the time on vacation, if I'm in a bikini, I allow myself - I eat, like, waffles and pancakes for breakfast, so that's me after, like, a big meal. I'm not the one that's like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm going to be on the beach.' -- Ashley Tisdale
I admired the way McCain worked on campaign finance reform. I admired the way Nancy Pelosi stiffened the Democrats' spine during the health care debate. I admire the way Barack Obama has raised a dog in the White House without ever putting it on the roof of the car for a vacation drive. -- Gail Collins
I used to work in kitchens, doing 12 or more hours a day of physical labor, so today, eight to 12 hours of cooking, chatting or filming feels like a vacation. When I have a scheduled 'day off,' I spend several hours writing, then I clean until I crash from fatigue. I don't relax well. -- Rachael Ray
My favorite place in Indonesia is Bali. I was there with my family in Nusa Dua, and my kids loved it. I'm a workaholic, so for me, Bali is a place where you can have a vacation, but you can have your own moment as well. You feel like you blend with nature - and I love the beach. -- Joe Taslim
I've loved singing since forever. Whether it was with my sisters while cleaning the kitchen, putting shows on for my stuffed animals, writing songs about my stuffed animals, starting an a capella group with my cousins while on vacation, or awkwardly singing along to karaoke tracks alone in my bedroom - singing always found a way into my life. -- Kina Grannis
When I start getting embroiled in heated debates and feeling stressed, I just turn everything off and disconnect from the world. I simply tell my colleagues and friends that I am not well and need to cancel all meetings for a day or more. I take it easy - go for a long hike, take a vacation somewhere, or just stay at home and read. -- Vivek Wadhwa
I get bored of vacation. -- Jose Andres Puerta
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation. -- Bob Hope
Make your vacation your vocation. -- Mark Twain
Reading... a vacation for the mind.... -- Dave Barry
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When all else fails, take a vacation. -- Betty Williams
Life is a vacation from two eternities. -- William S. Burroughs
I always try to have a vacation. -- Sophia Loren
My best vacation is your worst nightmare. -- Jim Bridwell
The transcendental promises a vacation from history. -- Mason Cooley
The women's movement ruined a permanent vacation. -- Natasha Leggero
Life is a vacation God gives to you! -- Celedonio Romero
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. -- Ronald Reagan
Basically, between 1989 and 1994, I hadn't taken a vacation. -- Evan Dando
Life is simply a vacation from the infinite -- Dean Cavanagh
When you plan a vacation, actually take it. -- Andrea Goeglein
Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation. -- Clint Walker
I always stay active, even if Im on vacation. -- Erin Heatherton
I always stay active, even if I'm on vacation. -- Erin Heatherton
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. -- Jon Tester
I need a six month vacation twice a year. -- Pete MacArthur
I can never turn a tour into a vacation. -- Matt Berninger
L.A.: Come on vacation, go home on probation. -- James Ellroy
I represent Orlando, Florida, the world's number one vacation destination. -- Ric Keller
Enjoy the vacation without going; enjoy the conversation without talking. -- Debasish Mridha M.D.
When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever. -- Peg Bracken
Remember when vacation photos meant toting along a bulky camera? -- Peter Diamandis
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I always tell my kids make your vocation your vacation. -- Chynna Phillips
My favorite place to vacation is anyplace by the ocean. -- Nina Arianda
New York is like a vacation - no beach required. -- Sean William Scott
New York is like a vacation - no beach required. -- Sean William Scott
I don't go on vacation. I don't really need vacation. -- James Franco
Every time I try to write on vacation, I fail miserably. -- Christopher Bollen
Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation. -- Silvio Berlusconi
Why go on vacation when work is so much more fun. -- Taylor Hawkins
Make your vocation your vacation. That is the secret to success. -- Mark Twain
That's my lesson for taking a vacation: vacation will kill you. -- Elon Musk
A vacation from school should not mean hunger for our children. -- Dina Titus
I pace myself by taking a week-long vacation every four months. -- Marissa Mayer
For me, the best vacation is just relaxing on the couch! -- Scotty McCreery
You don't need a vacation when there's nothing to escape from. -- Jason Mraz
Having someone cook all your meals is the best vacation ever! -- Tamra Davis
I love working. I don't know what the word vacation means. -- Frank Gehry
Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime. -- Buddy Guy
Exotic dancers, your instant key to a blissful vacation of the moment. -- Wayne Chirisa
A vacation spot out of season always has a very special magic -- Max von Sydow
I think families should vacation together, and cruising is a wonderful option. -- Marcia Gay Harden
There really is no vacation from the world in which we live. -- Michael Chertoff
I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui. -- Bobby Lee
My best vacation memory is getting barreled at the beach in Hawaii. -- Troy Polamalu
I'm a big believer in living life as an extended working vacation. -- Victoria Moran
My mind is living on cloud 9 and this 9 is never on vacation. -- Kendrick Lamar
Make everyday as productive as the day before you go on vacation. -- Jeffrey Gitomer
The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies. -- Mignon McLaughlin
Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school. -- Bill Maher
A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten. -- Robert Breault
I take a lot of vacation because I get a lot of vacation -- Jim Rome
When you go on vacation with people, you learn a lot about them. -- Sarah Mlynowski

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