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What use is wizardry if it cannot save a Unicorn? -- Peter S. Beagle
Unicorn. Old French, unicorne. Latin, unicornis. Literally, one-horned: unus, one and cornu,a horn. A fabulous animal resembling a horse with one horn. -- Peter S. Beagle
Now I will believe that there are unicorns... -- William Shakespeare
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. -- Benny Hill
I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy. -- Terry Pratchett
You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky. -- J. K. Rowling
The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. -- Peter S. Beagle
God himself must needs be traduced, if there is no unicorn in the world. -- Edward Topsell
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn. -- Jaime Murray
Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any -- Dr. Seuss
There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine. -- Neil Gaiman
If the unicorn does live among the snows held up forever on the line of the Equator then it is clear why the world should know so little about them. -- Odell Shepard
Wherever they may have come from, and wherever they may have gone, unicorns live inside the true believer's heart. Which means as long as we can dream, there will be unicorns. -- Bruce Coville
If he be so resolved, I can o'ersway him; for he loves to hear That unicorns may be betrayed with trees And bears with glasses, elephants with holes, Lions with toils, and men with flatterers -- William Shakespeare
Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!" Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you. -- Lewis Carroll
Heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen. A quest may not simply be abandoned; unicorns may go unrescued for a long time, but not forever; a happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story. -- Peter S. Beagle
I remember reading these articles when I was younger, and I just felt like, well, in order to look like that, you have to have some secret, magical unicorn blood that makes carbs disappear as they go into your body. I prefer the truth. -- Olivia Munn
The unicorns were the most recognizable magic the fairies possessed, and they sent them to those worlds where belief in the magic was in danger of falling altogether. After all there has to be some belief in magic- however small- for any world to survive. -- Terry Brooks
A person of faith who shares conservative values and who says very clearly that climate change is real - and here's why we have to care about it - I think that we "unicorns" do pose a threat to people who want to muddy the waters and keep others in the dark. -- Katharine Hayhoe
The question of historicity and actuality with regard to gods and unicorns is a relatively trifling matter which may be left to antiquarians and biologists, for both the god and the unicorn had a business to perform greater than any mere existence in the flesh could explain or provide a basis for. -- Odell Shepard
I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am full of tears and hunger and the fear of death, although I cannot weep, and I want nothing, and I cannot die. I am not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, but I do. I regret. -- Peter S. Beagle
The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. She was very old, though she did not know it, and she was no longer the careless color of sea foam but rather the color of snow falling on a moonlit night. But her eyes were still clear and unwearied, and she still moved like a shadow on the sea. -- Peter S. Beagle
Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn -- Peter S. Beagle
The Unicorn Sonata ... tells us that our true home is often right around the corner, if we'd only open our eyes - and our ears - to find it. -- Peter S. Beagle
An elephant is almost a unicorn! -- Laura C Goodwin
The unicorn is a mythical beast, -- James Thurber
The lost unicorn is in our presence!! -- Olivia
A unicorn is a donkey from the future -- Joe Rogan
A legend - now I am like a unicorn. -- Jean Giraud
It is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn -- J. K. Rowling
...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn. -- Jeff Lindsay
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? -- Peter S. Beagle
The mist hung in the air like a prancing unicorn. -- Graham Joyce
Logic must no more admit a unicorn than zoology can. -- Bertrand Russell
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. -- Eoin Colfer
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view -- Ron Sexsmith
The only better thing than a unicorn, is a gay unicorn. -- Lady Gaga
A truly wise man does not play leapfrog with a unicorn. -- Gautama Buddha
The actual evidence concerning the Exodus resembles the evidence for the unicorn. -- Baruch Halpern
...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born. -- Peter S. Beagle
Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it's just a horse? -- Jay Baer
Poetry is news brought to the mountains by a unicorn and an echo. -- Czeslaw Milosz
I am fit to capture a unicorn, and I should not be so questioned... -- Philippa Gregory
That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one -- Rachel Maddow
I would compete in unicorn back riding! Why? Because we are from the same fairytale. -- Sasha Pivovarova
Would you believe it's harder to find a virgin than a unicorn in New York? -- Naomi Novik
Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't. -- Robert Asprin
A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes. -- Jarod Kintz
Advice to Young Poets Never pretend to be a unicorn by sticking a plunger on your head. -- Martin Espada
Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn? -- Bruno Mars
Be realistic with your expectations. I'd really like to cuddle a unicorn, but it aint going to happen. -- India Knight
Is there a God? Who knows? Is there an angry unicorn on the dark side of the moon? -- Edward Abbey
Instead of a motorcycle, why not ride a custom-engineered unicorn? The unicorn could be genetically grown like corn. -- Jarod Kintz
There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time. -- Johnny Depp
If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' -- Margaret Cho
Let us only hate hatred; and once give love a play, we will fall in love with a unicorn. -- Herman Melville
He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. -- Amanda Mosher
So quit looking for 'the one'. You have a better chance of finding an Oompa Loompa riding a unicorn, fighting Bigfoot. -- Matt Chandler
I'm a serious geek. I mean I seriously want to own a unicorn when I'm older . . . or a Pegasus . . . yeah Pegasus sounds better. -- Henry Cavill
I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn. -- Amy Summers
The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs. -- Brandon Mull
We were born in the '70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves. -- Gillian Flynn
It is no shame to lose to me, mortal. Even among mythical creatures there are very few who can give a unicorn a good game. -- Roger Zelazny
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys. -- Tucker Max
So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought like the work of expert blacksmiths ... -- Marianne Moore
The moon was gone, but to the magician's eyes the unicorn was the moon, cold and white and very old, lighting his way to safety, or to madness. -- Peter S. Beagle
Okay," I said slowly, "but what the hell would you mate a horse with to get a unicorn, because I don't see horses and narwhales doing the dirty boogie." -- Jonathan Maberry
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At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps them [kids] still for a minute. -- Julie Bowen
I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you. -- Crystal Woods
The minute that you bring a unicorn into a story, you know that it's a fairy tale or a fable, because unicorns don't exist as animals. They exist as fantasy creatures. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
I've always loved reading fantasy. I used to pick out all the books in the library that had the little unicorn sticker on the side to show that they were fantasy. -- Maggie Stiefvater
I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn. -- Laura Benanti
I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. -- Jarod Kintz
Schmendrick said, "She is the last. She is the last unicorn in the world.""She would be." Molly sniffedIt would be the last unicorn in the world that came to Molly Grue." -- Peter S. Beagle
Jessica Pearson isn't a unicorn. She's not a mythological creature. She's an example of so many women out there that are ruling their part of the world and doing an incredible job. -- Gina Torres
You don't have to have magic unicorn powers. You work at it, and you get better. It's like anything: You sit there and do it every day, and eventually you get good at it. -- Kathleen Hanna
My favorite wild animal is a narwhal - the unicorn of the sea. It's a whale with a tooth that sticks out of its head that's almost two-thirds the length of its entire body. -- Kesha
After six years of working on low-budget independent films of the too-weird-to-watch variety, being asked by DreamWorks to come and play with the big boys, it was like finding an unicorn in your sock drawer. -- Sienna Guillory
We keep hearing from [Barack] Obama and Hillary Clinton and Washington Republicans that they're searching for these mythical moderate rebels. It's like a purple unicorn. They never exist. These moderate rebels end up being jihadists. -- Ted Cruz

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