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Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. -- Jean Harlow
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first. -- Bertolt Brecht
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. -- Rachel Bilson
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Allen
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers. -- Katie Price
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. -- Werner Herzog
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust. -- Jane Birkin
I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear? -- Naomi Campbell
I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol. -- Ben Affleck
I'm an addict for underwear. -- Jennifer Ellison
I do have a lucky pair of underwear. -- Brendan Fehr
I love a man who can wear my underwear. -- Yasmine Bleeth
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. -- David Boreanaz
I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. -- Jennifer Aniston
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. -- Emo Philips
If I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear? -- Naomi Campbell
I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. -- Kate Hudson
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
Women's sexy underwear is a minor but significant growth industry of late-twentieth-century Britain in the twilight of capitalism. -- Angela Carter
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop. -- Curt Schilling
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear. -- Julia Child
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more. -- Sandra Bullock
I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear. -- Fiona Apple
To be polite to everybody except the people they love most is a nervous affectation that afflicts many families ... when they come home, they take off their smiles and soft words, and sit about, spiritually in their underwear. This isn't pretty. -- Margaret Fishback
Underwear is such an emotional thing. -- Elle Macpherson
So...your name means Mr.Underwear." -Frank -- Rick Riordan
She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy. -- Melina Marchetta
Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked. -- Pete Wentz
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. -- Veronica Webb
S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"?? -- Bill Watterson
I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits... they're like souvenirs. -- Miranda Kerr
I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. -- Calvin Klein
I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy! -- Carrie Underwood
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. -- Keanu Reeves
I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages. -- CC Sabathia
Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business. -- Joseph P. Kennedy
I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear. -- Prince William
We are very luck to be women, so even if we're wearing trousers, I always wear them with some lace underwear or a very feminine bra - I like that. -- Carine Roitfeld
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that. -- Dawn French
When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear, thank God some well-meaning liberal didn't come put his arm around him and say, 'Let me take care of you.' -- Ted Cruz
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn't wear any underwear. -- Mike Nichols
I don't sound disloyal, but I've never had a pair of Marvel pyjamas or underwear. I do have a lot of Marvel figurines at home in a cabinet. Every time they make a new Marvel figure I put it in my cabinet. -- Stan Lee
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage. -- Sean Combs
The buyer is entitled to a bargain. The seller is entitled to a profit. So there is a fine margin in between where the price is right. I have found this to be true to this day whether dealing in paper hats, winter underwear or hotels. -- Conrad Hilton
The point of the feminist movement wasn't simply to set our underwear on fire and muscle into small spaces in the male-dominated workplace, but to create a world where the contribution of both sexes was equally valued and no one's worth was judged on their take-home salary. -- Mariella Frostrup
My mother was always in those films where it's the end of the world and a meteor's about to hit London; there's only six people left, and one of them's in purple underwear. That was always my mother, running from this meteor in purple underwear and spraining her ankle. -- Paula Yates
I wear leather underwear! -- Emma Bunton
Sexual underwear is tacky. -- Izabella Scorupco
Well, you wear underwear. That helps. -- Emily Blunt
Who hasn't danced in their underwear? -- Tom Cruise
Im too hung for womens underwear. -- M. Shadows
I swear, I wanna be your underwear. -- Bryan Adams
Well, at least I had on underwear -- Jennifer Lawrence
My underwear is my own person buisness. -- Dan Miller
My men's-underwear print ads are very popular! -- Calvin Klein
I love wearing men's clothing and underwear. -- Zoe Saldana
I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear. -- Sharon Stone
I'm not entirely comfortable with myself in underwear. -- Christy Turlington
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear. -- Patrick Star
I hid my underwear beneath a parked Peugeot. -- Jonathan Ames
I went out in my goddamn underwear too! -- Julia Roberts
To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear. -- Mason Cooley
Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog. -- Ashton Irwin
Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear. -- Allan Sherman
Edible underwear?... even during sex, we can't stop eating. -- Greg Giraldo
Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Nothing is ever free even a torn and worn underwear. -- M.F. Moonzajer
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it! -- Alex Riley
Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day. -- Ray Bradbury
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear. -- Phyllis Diller
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows. -- Helen Nielsen
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. -- Patricia Briggs
As we all know, there is no underwear in space. -- Carrie Fisher
Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights. -- Thom Yorke
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I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora -- Sarah Dessen
I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church. -- Jimmy Buffett
Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear. -- Phil Gramm
I like to promote fitness by walking around home in my underwear. -- Mike Wilmot
I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. -- Ashley Tisdale
I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know? -- Matt LeBlanc
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. -- Jimmy Buffett
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. -- Jacob M. Appel
I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear. -- Trey Songz
A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear. -- Mason Cooley
Ship small art. Then, ship medium art. Then, ship world-changing, scary, change-your-underwear art. -- Seth
I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?! -- Rick Riordan
Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. -- Minton Sparks
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Marcia was incredibly organized, obsessively neat ... I mean she folded her underwear like origami. -- Linda Barnes
A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it's not to be exposed. -- Massimo Vignelli
Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception -- Randy Alcorn
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For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended. -- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
What's this about flashing underwear?" says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in. -- Veronica Roth
Today I decided to sing in my underwear! No one seemed to mind! #loveyoufromtheinsideout. #artforfreedom -- Madonna Ciccone
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual. -- Bill Murray
I'm into cotton underwear. I don"t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy. -- Nelly Furtado
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. -- Suzanne Collins
Writing without revising is the literary equivalent of waltzing gaily out of the house in your underwear. -- Patricia Fuller
Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband. -- Miranda Kerr
What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? -- Rick Riordan
If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear. -- Chelsea Handler
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. -- Woody Allen
I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. -- Maureen Johnson
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. -- Nicky Gumbel
I love Superman. I'm a big fan of anyone who can make his living in his underwear. -- David Mamet
Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much! -- Emo Philips
Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will. -- Joan Cusack
What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld? -- Jana Oliver
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. -- Jeff Kinney
Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is. -- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. -- Oliver Oliver Reed
Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while. -- Margaret Murray
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor. -- Martha Stewart
He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear. -- David Bowie
When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear. -- Tom Clancy
I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear. -- Robert Mitchum
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear. -- Garry Trudeau

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