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Life without sports is like life without underpants -- Billy Bowden
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants. -- Adam Carolla
I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants. -- Monica Denise Brown
Randalf the Wise indeed!I've worn wiser pairs of underpants! -- Paul Stewart
Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust. -- Jethro Tull
We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens. -- Anthony Michael Hall
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants -- Chris Farley
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. -- Bill Watterson
Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants. -- Paula Yates
I am a huge fan of big cotton underpants; they're comfortable. I wear them every day. -- Gisele Bundchen
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? -- Bill Watterson
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. -- Terry Pratchett
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. -- David Sedaris
It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place. -- Bruce Forsyth
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls. -- Matt Groening
You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway." -- Tina Fey
When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing left - he's naked. You're better off trying to find him a pair of trousers to complement him rather than change him. -- Arsene Wenger
When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps. -- Lynda Barry
It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the Captain Underpants books too challenging. Dont get me wrong - the humor and ideas are often sophisticated - but the books arent hard to read. I wanted kids who hate reading to find these books irresistible. -- Dav Pilkey
My goal with The Adventures of Captain Underpants was to invent a style which was almost identical to that of a picture book - in a novel format. So I wrote incredibly short chapters and tried to fill each page with more pictures than words. I wanted to create a book that kids who don't like to read would want to read. -- Dav Pilkey
Working with Dav Pilkey was a dream come true. Dav is incredibly funny, and he's been a hero of mine for a long time. It was great bringing the 'Wimpy Kid' and 'Captain Underpants' worlds together! -- Jeff Kinney
Thank God she wasn't still hanging out in her underpants. -- Julie James
Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want. -- Martine McCutcheon
This is getting ugly." "? Abigail "Like my great-aunt's underpants." "? Sundown -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me. -- Rick Riordan
It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. -- Tina Fey
We are a breathtakingly alienated people... One of my props is the world's largest underpants. I've had the president of Costa Rica in my underpants with me. -- Patch Adams
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan. -- Bill Watterson
I went and met with Tim Burton for the role of Batman. But I just couldn't really take it seriously; any man who wears his underpants outside his pants just cannot be taken seriously. -- Pierce Brosnan

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