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There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!" Unquiet spirit?" Shane said under his breath. "Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something? -- Rachel Caine
... but it is attitude, not years, that condemns one to the ranks of the Undead, or else proffers salvation. In the domain of the young there dwells many an Undead soul. They rush about so, their inner putrefaction is concealed for a few decades, that is all. -- David Mitchell
He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang. -- Devon Monk
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Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist. -- Jeaniene Frost
Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul. -- Brandon Sanderson
Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack. -- Max Brooks
I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness. -- Jhonen Vasquez
You two are cracked," Tod snapped. My smile widened. "Says the undead man in love with the soulless pop star. -- Rachel Vincent
With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion? -- Max Brooks
A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid. -- Heather Brewer
I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
Do you really have the ability to control all types of undead?" Magnus asked. "Can you really make a hundred shoes in a single night?" I asked. Magnus smiled. "Wrong kind of fairie. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
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As I made my way through 'On Line,' the austere, stridently dogmatic, sometimes revelatory exhibition 'about line' at MoMA, I found myself thinking, 'Someone please wake me when the seventies are over!' In the empire of curators, the sun never sets on the seventies. It is the undead decade. -- Jerry Saltz
You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you. -- Charlaine Harris
I couldn't take much more of this. Being the object two men competed for wasn't as glamorous as it sounded in the movies. The two men who both wanted one hundred percent of my time weren't dashing, international playboys. They were undead and surprisingly immature, considering the youngest was just over a hundred years old. -- Jennifer Armintrout
Merrie Destefano storms the world of urban fantasy with AFTERLIFE, breathing new life into the vast genre of the undead. Gritty, poignant, in the tradition of Bladerunner, with the nostalgia of New Orleans. With crisp and beautiful prose, AFTERLIFE blurs the line between the living and the dead to ask life's ultimate questions-even if they take nine lives to solve. -- Tosca Lee
Before I left the castle I so fixed its entrances that never more can the Count enter there Undead. -- Bram Stoker
Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space. -- Kim Harrison
I will not negotiate with the undead! -- David Wellington
You stole from a member of the undead -- Darren Shan
I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius. -- Kiersten White
You can't allow everybody in London to know that the undead exist. -- Victoria Smurfit
The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty. -- Kim Harrison
Robert Pattinson is rebel cool incarnated -- the James Dean of the undead. -- James Wolcott
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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really. -- Ilona Andrews
I grew up hearing about the walking undead. I had a fascination with it as a child. -- Katherine Helmond
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As you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead. -- Johnny Depp
I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. -- Richelle Mead
Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays. -- Roseanne Barr
It had occurred to him that if the undead don't realize that they are dead, he might easily be one of them himself. -- Dan Chaon
Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul. -- Kim Harrison
(after Quigley deduces Duane is undead, and says he must not be a legitimate human.) Duane: "Legitimate?!" Plat, shall I legitimately drop you from another cliff?! -- Ashley Cope
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough. -- Bill Watterson
If someone had asked who could stage the best intervention with a crazy woman who had formerly been an undead monster, Sydney Sage would have been my last guess. -- Richelle Mead
Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed. -- Max Brooks
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. -- Mira Grant
Abraham Lincoln is resolute, honest, has the best interest of the nation at heart, and he's as ugly as homemade Sunday sin, so he is modest, too. I'd vote for that in an undead heartbeat. -- Bill Oberst Jr.

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