Umbrellas quotes:

  • Umbrellas are so small and sad and easy to forget. -- Stephanie Perkins
  • I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries. -- Greg Fitzsimmons
  • I really like umbrellas. It's like, I have a roof! I carry it with me! Umbrellas always amuse me. -- John Green
  • Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas. -- Sarah Palin
  • The rain increases and umbrellas sprout like mushrooms amongst the graves. -- Erin Morgenstern
  • All men are equal - all men, that is, who possess umbrellas. -- E. M. Forster
  • All of our ideas come from the natural world: trees equal umbrellas. -- Wallace Stevens
  • Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas -- Sarah Palin
  • What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning! -- Cory Doctorow
  • I get my by any means on, whenever there's a drought get your umbrellas out because that's when I brainstorm. -- Jay-Z
  • Rain never understands why people hide under their umbrellas! Let us make a surprise to the rain by closing our umbrellas! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
  • I'm afraid to answer that. I've heard that when I speak, it makes American women wish to strike me with umbrellas. -- Cassandra Clare
  • It's an amazing thing to watch a lizard fold a moth into its mouth, like a sword swallower who specialises in umbrellas. -- Elizabeth McCracken
  • Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy. -- Charles Stuart Calverley
  • I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holding umbrellas standing behind me. Who invited Congress? -- Jarod Kintz
  • Illusions are like umbrellas - you no sooner get them than you lose them, and the loss always leaves a little painful wound. -- W. Somerset Maugham
  • A businessman needs three umbrellas - one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train. -- Paul Dickson
  • I left parts of myself everywhere, The way absent-minded people leave Gloves and umbrellas Whose colors are sad from dispensing so much bad luck -- Charles Simic
  • The rain is falling all around, It falls on field and tree, It rains on the umbrellas here, And on the ships at sea. - Rain -- Robert Louis Stevenson
  • The rain falls upon the just And also on the unjust fellas But mostly it falls upon the just Cause the unjust have the just's umbrellas -- Cormac McCarthy
  • Too often, bridal shows are boring - I love including a small, unexpected element to make it interesting, like the removable skirts and umbrellas in seasons past. -- Reem Acra
  • Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight. -- Phyllis Diller
  • The Italians are fond of red clothes, peacock plumes, and embroidery; and I remember one rainy morning in the city of Palermo, the street was ablaze with scarlet umbrellas. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • When I opened my first shop, city gents were still carrying tightly furled umbrellas and wearing bowler hats. It was into this world that I launched my new ideas about fashion. -- Mary Quant
  • Borrow my umbrellas, my clothes, my money, and I will likely not think of them again. But borrow my books and I will be on your track like a bloodhound until they are returned. -- Phyllis McGinley
  • When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics. -- Moby
  • I was looking at these actresses sort of sitting around under umbrellas, people bringing them cold drinks and I was like, 'That looks so much easier than what I'm doing' and I was so wrong. -- Katie McGrath