Ugly Women quotes:

  • Never marry a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you, too, but so what? -- Rick Majerus
  • There are no ugly women, only lazy. -- Coco Chanel
  • There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. -- Helena Rubinstein
  • There is no such thing as an ugly woman. -- Vincent Van Gogh
  • An ugly woman with a gun is a terrible thing. -- Ross MacDonald
  • There are no bad books any more than there are ugly women. -- Anatole France
  • the power of beauty:what must the world be like for ugly women? -- Paulo Coelho
  • You would make a very ugly woman" "I would not. I would be stunning -- Cassandra Clare
  • I've always felt that feminism was just an excuse for ugly women to march. -- Larry Flynt
  • There is no such thing as an altogether ugly woman - nor altogether beautiful. -- Michel de Montaigne
  • If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job. -- Charles Barkley
  • Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep. -- Daniel Tosh
  • Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman? (wonders Lady Catelyn Stark) -- George R. R. Martin
  • Even monarchs have need of authors, and fear their pens more than ugly women the painter's pencil. -- Baltasar Gracian
  • Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself. -- Richard Peck
  • If you tell an ugly woman that she is beautiful, you offer her the great homage of corrupting the concept of beauty. -- Ayn Rand
  • When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it -- George R. R. Martin
  • There is no such thing as an ugly woman - there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive. -- Christian Dior
  • A beautiful woman looking at her image in the mirror may very well believe the image is herself. An ugly woman knows it is not. -- Simone Weil
  • I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don't have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me. -- Hedy Lamarr
  • Do you know how an ugly woman feels? Do you know what it is to be ugly all your life and inside to feel that you are beautiful? It is very rare. -- Ernest Hemingway
  • I have never seen a beautiful painting of a beautiful woman. But you can take an ugly woman and make a beautiful painting of her. It is the painting itself that should be beautiful. -- Max Ernst
  • Ugly women may be naturally quite as capricious as pretty ones; but as they are never petted and spoiled, and as no allowances are made for them, they soon find themselves obliged either to suppress their whims or to hide them. -- Anatole France
  • I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer. -- Frankie Boyle
  • Why do beautiful women love ugly men? -- Jill Lepore
  • There are no ugly women, only lazy ones -- Helena Rubinstein
  • I've never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs. -- Spike Lee
  • It is only very ugly or very beautiful women who ever hide their faces . -- Oscar Wilde
  • Lord Chesterfield designated ugly women as the third sex; how shall we place ugly men. -- Anna Cora Mowatt
  • Very ugly or very beautiful women should be flattered on their understanding, and mediocre ones on their beauty. -- Lord Chesterfield
  • Women who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably ugly, are best flattered upon the score of their understandings. -- Lord Chesterfield
  • I am not sexually attracted to women. I would rather sleep with an ugly man than with a woman. -- Susan Ward
  • Don't trust women, my mother said to me. Even the ugly ones will take what you thought was yours. -- Jacqueline Woodson
  • Women are strong and fragile. Women are beautiful and ugly. We are soft spoken and loud, all at once. -- Lady Gaga
  • The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. -- Jimmy Carr
  • Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak. -- Brad Wilkerson
  • A man can forgive all manner of faults in beautiful women that in ugly men he find entirely beyond sufferance -- Joe Abercrombie
  • Ugly is very popular this year...I had a feeling these clothes were deigned by someone who didn't like women. -- Andy Rooney
  • More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. -- Amy Sedaris
  • The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones. -- Chanakya
  • Women must know themselves better than anyone. If you have ugly legs, wear long dresses. If you have long, great legs, show them. -- Azzedine Alaia
  • Women who start out as ugly ducklings don't become beautiful swans. What they mainly become is confident ducks. They take charge of their lives. -- Maeve Binchy
  • I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there. -- Connie Chung
  • I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there -- Connie Chung
  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? -- Rita Rudner
  • I am persuaded that foolish writers and foolish readers are created for each other; and that fortune provides readers as she does mates for ugly women. -- Horace Walpole
  • I do less-fanciful reality. I celebrate the fat, the ugly, the women who can't get guys. I'm not trying to entertain you; I'm trying to make you passionate. -- Sheila Nevins
  • Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. -- Patton Oswalt
  • Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? -- Germaine Greer
  • I like women, especially beautiful ones. If they have a good face and figure, I would much prefer to watch them being murdered than an ugly girl or man. -- Dario Argento
  • Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. -- Rush Limbaugh