Ugliest quotes:

  • I saw an Emmy ad that AMC took out with all the 'Breaking Bad' nominees' photos, and there's my picture from the show. It's like World's Ugliest Man - I'm an automatic winner in that category. -- Mark Margolis
  • America is supposed to be given over to ugliness. There are a good many ugly things there and the ugliest are the most pretentious. -- Goldwin Smith
  • War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. -- John Stuart Mill
  • Television is democracy at its ugliest. -- Paddy Chayefsky
  • Pride is about the ugliest trait somebody can have. -- Paul Henderson
  • Biblical orthodoxy without compassion is surely the ugliest thing in the world. -- Francis Schaeffer
  • I'd rather be voted 'the sexiest man in Denmark' than 'the ugliest man in Denmark'. -- Mads Mikkelsen
  • I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet. -- Matthew Gray Gubler
  • Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it. -- David Hockney
  • Historically, opposition to immigration in the United States has been racially and religiously motivated in the ugliest, nastiest way possible. -- Grover Norquist
  • The beginnings of a forest is one of the ugliest things on the planet. It's bleak and your neighbours hate you. -- Felix Dennis
  • I did a film a long time ago with a shaved head and I had the ugliest looking head in the world. -- Gedde Watanabe
  • For 'Breaking Bad,' our offices were in the ugliest building in Burbank, California. Which, if you know Burbank, is really saying something. -- Peter Gould
  • I'm sorry to say, but 85% of so-called 'green' firms make some of the ugliest buildings that were ever made. So for God's sake, I don't want to be categorized with them. -- Steven Holl
  • The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. -- Dennis Miller
  • If you have a pair of shoes that hurt, don't wear them. The ugliest thing that I think I've seen is a woman walk like her feet hurt. It's awful, so make sure your shoes fit. -- Kelly Rowland
  • I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber ducks. But then I get the ugliest ones with a neck, ugly colors, and devil ears. I don't like those. -- Florentijn Hofman
  • So I was at the Actor's Studio, thinking about this, and I happened to glance over to the other side of the stage and I saw the ugliest chair I have ever seen. And I thought, 'Well, I could kill that chair!' -- Ellen Burstyn
  • The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelievably disgusting. And the star-nosed mole is also. It looks like it snorted a firecracker. They live way underground, and to get footage of them is basically impossible. -- Ze Frank
  • If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you've ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor. -- Salma Hayek
  • When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week! And then, I really like to change my looks for films like 'Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle' where I have the pleasure of playing the ugliest man in the world. -- Christopher Meloni
  • My mother encouraged it so much. She was so supportive. Even if as a kid, I would do the dumbest trick, which now that I look back on some things, she would love it, she would say that's amazing, or if I'd make the ugliest drawing, she would hang it up. She was amazing. -- David Blaine
  • The prettiest people do the ugliest things. -- Kanye West
  • Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot. -- Dave Marr
  • The most savage people are also the ugliest. -- Mary Somerville
  • Retirement is the ugliest word in the language. -- Ernest Hemingway
  • The ugliest player I ever signed was Kenny Burns. -- Brian Clough
  • If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first. -- Brian Tracy
  • To the eye of enmity virtue appears the ugliest blemish. -- Saadi
  • Some of most valuable gifts come wrapped in the ugliest paper. -- Navonne Johns
  • The most beautiful pieces of art come from the ugliest situations. -- Andy Mineo
  • The ugliest woman you'll ever meet, but she's mine and she's ugly. -- Elton John
  • The ugliest truth, in the end, was still better than the prettiest of lies. -- Harlan Coben
  • Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped? -- Natasha Leggero
  • I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. -- Phyllis Diller
  • Capitalism: Nothing so mean could be right. Greed is the ugliest of the capital sins. -- Edward Abbey
  • Oh, those women! They nurse and cuddle their presentiments, and make darlings of their ugliest thoughts. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
  • New York is the dirtiest, largest, ugliest, broken-down city in the world-but it's the only one. -- Isaac Stern
  • The ugliest man was he who came to Troy; with squinting eyes and one distorted foot. -- Homer
  • I hate when things are sugar-coated. I'd rather have the ugliest truth than the best lie. -- Chloe Grace Moretz
  • Belgrade is the ugliest city in the world in the most beautiful place in the world. -- Le Corbusier
  • Gold gives to the ugliest thing a certain charming air, For that without it were else a miserable affair. -- Moliere
  • Each thought becomes an anxiety in my brain. I am becoming the ugliest of all things: a busy man. -- Andre Gide
  • Vengeance fixes your attention on life's ugliest moments. Is this where you want to look? Remember: God dispenses perfect justice. -- Max Lucado
  • My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye. -- Max Miller
  • The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. -- Mimi Pond
  • I'm the fortieth ugliest man in this bar. But so what! So what!... Isn't this how people used to fall in love? -- Gary Shteyngart
  • They say I have the ugliest feet in the world. I don't care if they say it - I'm not gonna hide 'em! -- Emily Robison
  • I have the ugliest feet in the world. But even if I didn't dance, they would still be ugly. My toes are too big! -- Neve Campbell
  • The ugliest thing in the world is a beautiful woman without the brains or courage to know that [beauty] is nothing more than an accident. -- Charlie Fletcher
  • This young lady, who instantly overwhelmed me with her kindness, is the ugliest creature I have seen in my entire life, with repulsive Jewish facial features. -- Karl Marx
  • Everything we're singing about is true, and even when you take away all the glitz, it's still true in the darkest, ugliest and most hopeless places. -- Steven Curtis Chapman
  • I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God. -- Thomas B. Macaulay
  • I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest. -- Godfrey
  • Denise clung to the feel of his hands as she pushed at her panic. It's okay. You're safe...and this has got to be the ugliest couch ever. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • The ugliest spectacle is that of artists selling themselves. Art as a commodity is an ugly idea... The artist as businessman is uglier than the businessman as artist. -- Ad Reinhardt
  • Looks aren't the number one thing. They have to have class, intelligence, then looks. If I was the ugliest SOB in the world it would be a lot easier. -- Alex Rodriguez
  • Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain
  • cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, and that will be enough, at least for the time being. -- Brian Tracy
  • You should always have a pencil skirt. I think knees are the ugliest part of anybody's anatomy, so I'd look for ones that hit at the knee or right below. -- Annabel Tollman
  • At the small table, sitting very upright, was one of the ugliest old ladies he had ever seen. It was an ugliness of distinction - it fascinated rather than repelled. -- Agatha Christie
  • You cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, and that will be enough, at least for the time being. -- Brian Tracy
  • O jealousy, Thou ugliest fiend of hell! thy deadly venom Preys on my vitals, turns the healthful hue Of my flesh check to haggard sallowness, And drinks my spirit up! -- Hannah More
  • I have found that the greatest stories of acceptance and love and the ugliest stories of hideous cruelty and abuse have equally been perpetrated in the name of Christian faith. -- Andrew Solomon
  • The wardrobe guy [of Blow] was a genius. He was so tapped into that period and he brought me the ugliest things I'd ever seen and then they were somehow beautiful. -- Johnny Depp
  • Quite the ugliest face I ever saw was that of a woman whom the world called beautiful. Through its silver veil the evil and ungentle passions looked out, hideous and hateful. -- John Greenleaf Whittier
  • In my crazy world, above all were the only one who was the ugliest. And you were the only one...who was the most beautiful.... This is the unspoken truth. -- Kaori Yuki
  • The scariest, ugliest stories about in-home nursing usually are the result of nurses demonstrating a lack of professionalism, bad morals or a disregard for the child for whom they are providing care. -- Charisse Montgomery
  • I love luxury. And luxury lies not in richness and ornateness but in the absence of vulgarity. Vulgarity is the ugliest word in our language. I stay in the game to fight it. -- Coco Chanel
  • I am intentionally avoiding the standard term which, by the way, did not exist in Euler's time. One of the ugliest outgrowths of the "new math" was the premature introduction of technical terms. -- George Polya
  • My whole life has been about changing negatives into positives. I got famous, then I got cancer, and now I live to talk about it. Sometimes the best gifts come in the ugliest packages. -- Fran Drescher
  • He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I have watched Lord of the Rings and films with strange looking people, but for a human being to look like he does is pretty shocking. -- David Haye