Uber quotes:

  • There are 100's of thousands of Uber partners, and we are creating 50,000 jobs per month. -- Travis Kalanick
  • Our whole goal is to drive the cost of taking an Uber BELOW the cost of owning a car. -- Travis Kalanick
  • Uber is a $3.5 billion lesson in building for how the world *should* work instead of optimizing for how the world *does* work -- Aaron Levie
  • If the slogan for Google is 'Don't be evil', then the slogan for Uber is 'Do a little bit of evil & don't get caught.' -- Peter Thiel
  • We like to think of Uber as the cross between lifestyle and logistics, where lifestyle is what you want and logistics is how you get it there, -- Travis Kalanick
  • When theres no other dude in the car, the cost of taking an Uber anywhere becomes cheaper than owning a vehicle. So the magic there is, you basically bring the cost below the cost of ownership for everybody, and then car ownership goes away. -- Travis Kalanick
  • Create content that satisfies your uber goals and desires. -- Tom Webster
  • Joe Mantello is the uber director. I wrote him a card tonight saying basically, 'Will you adopt me?' -- Jeffrey Tambor
  • I have always heard that uber-successful people who write books about how to become uber-successful all have one thing in common: They all meditate every day. I consider yoga my meditation. -- Kristian Bush
  • I think I'm not uber into the comedy scene, but I love to laugh, especially in our business, where you're always front and center over an extremely, sometimes overly-critical live audience. I think it helps to laugh. -- John Cena
  • I'm not a very organized person for being uber work-obsessed. I struggle to keep it all organized because everything can become important and, when you have so many spinning plates, they sometimes can cancel each other out because you lose track of everything. -- Drew Barrymore
  • I was very compelled by a woman who would choose this profession. She [Maura Isles] came from a very highly-educated, wealthy background and could have chosen to do a lot of other things, and has this uber-feminine, modern woman mentality, but works this job. -- Sasha Alexander
  • We need to shed our unearthly and nonsocial and idealistic and romantic and uber-spiritual visions of kingdom and get back to what Jesus meant. By kingdom, Jesus means: God's Dream Society on earth, spreading out from the land of Israel to encompass the whole world. -- Scot McKnight
  • A stage play is basically a form of uber-schizophrenia. You split yourself into two minds - one being the protagonist and the other being the antagonist. The playwright also splits himself into two other minds: the mind of the writer and the mind of the audience. -- David Mamet
  • I have been writing JavaScript for 8 years now, and I have never once found need to use an uber function. The super idea is fairly important in the classical pattern, but it appears to be unnecessary in the prototypal and functional patterns. I now see my early attempts to support the classical model in JavaScript as a mistake. -- Douglas Crockford
  • There's nobody who has as big of a real-time logistics network than Uber. -- Jason Calacanis
  • I myself have invested in Uber and Hailo, I think they offer great alternatives to disrupt markets that have remained unchanged for many years. -- Richard Branson
  • Modern society has evolved to the point where we counter the old-fashioned fatalism surrounding the word 'cancer' by embracing the idea of the Uber-mind - that our will possesses nearly supernatural powers. -- Abraham Verghese
  • Uber is efficiency with elegance on top. That's why I buy an iPhone instead of an average cell phone, why I go to a nice restaurant and pay a little bit more. It's for the experience. -- Travis Kalanick
  • Bleeping faeries," I muttered darkly. Why couldn't they leave me alone?Uber-vamp's eyes lit upFaeries? Do you know where I can find one?"I rolled my eyesTrust me,if I could, I'd set you loose on the whole race." -- Kiersten White
  • Investors are always biased to invest in things they themselves understand. So venture capitalists like Uber because they like driving in black town cars. They don't like Airbnb because they like staying in five-star hotels, not sleeping on people's couches. -- Peter Thiel
  • Just start thinking about all the different services in your life. Like getting your dry cleaning picked up and dropped off. Nobody has done the Uber of that yet. But that will be Uberfied. You will arrange your dry cleaning via your phone. -- Jason Calacanis
  • Asana and complementary services are bringing the evolved team brain to the entire world. In great companies like Twitter, Uber, Airbnb, Foursquare, and LinkedIn, people already add information to and extract insight from these systems much the same way our hands and brain exchange signals. -- Justin Rosenstein
  • Our tenants now are companies like Uber, the taxi service, Meituan.com, China's version of Groupon - and a large number of startups. These companies operate in a modern way, just like their customers: They go on the Internet, look for an offer and take it. -- Zhang Xin
  • I want my clothes to be alluring but not uber sexy. -- Suki Waterhouse
  • If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? -- Gwenn Wright
  • I play the guitar and the piano and have a group of guys who I play with. They're uber talented. -- Ryan Eggold
  • I'm no stranger to weight issues. I've had cellulite since I was about nine years old. I have enjoyed the uber support of Spanx many times. -- Constance Marie
  • I told my extremely conservative, uber-traditional Korean father, 'Hey, Dad, I know what I want to do for the rest of my life. I want to be an actor.' -- Kenneth Choi