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Some of these rich folks seem to think that everything belongs to them and they'll even get to take it with them when they die. But you know what? You don't ever see a hearse pulling a U Haul. -- Jim Hightower
I never saw a U-Haul behind a hearse. -- Billy Graham
You will never see a U-Haul behind a hearse, -- Denzel Washington
Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul. -- David Letterman
If you rent a U-Haul to move your company, it costs twice as much to go from San Francisco to Austin than the other way around, because you can't find enough trucks to leave the Golden State. -- Rick Perry
You'll never see a U-Haul behind a hearse. ... Now, I've been blessed to make hundreds of millions of dollars in my life. I can't take it with me, and neither can you. It's not how much you have but what you do with what you have, -- Denzel Washington
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign. -- Bill Engvall
The thing to remember is that children are temporary. As soon as they develop a sense of humor and get to be good company, maybe even remember to take the trash out and close the refrigerator door, they pack up their electronic equipment and their clothes, and some of your clothes, and leave in a U-Haul, to return only at Thanksgiving. -- Barbara Holland
I've never seen a hearse pull a U-haul -- Dee Dee M. Scott
You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul. -- Joanne Fluke
I grew up homeless, you know, lived in and out of U-Haul trucks and, you know, apartment houses, friends. -- Donald Driver
Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins -- Allie Brosh

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