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  • Find the best writers, pay them to write, and avoid typos at all costs. -- Ernest Hemingway
  • I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. -- Anne Fadiman
  • With automatic spell checkers running unleashed over what we compose, our era is that of correctly spelled typos. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • There is an incredibly large spectrum of possible causes for program bugs, including simple typos, "thinkos," hidden limitations of underlying abstractions, and outright bugs in abstractions or their implementation. -- Guido van Rossum
  • One thing I am learning is to slow down. Multitasking is great, but I when try to do everything at warp speed I just end up with typos and stress. -- Ayana Mathis
  • You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school. -- Colin Mochrie
  • Scientists estimate the universe unfolded from its state of infinite destiny* - a moment commonly referred to as "the big bang" - approximately 1.3-2 x 10^10 years ago. *Typo: "destiny" should read "density. -- Mark Z. Danielewski
  • Art is lunging forward without certainty about where you are going or how to get there, being open to and dependent on what luck, the paint, the typo, the dissonance, give you. Without art, you're stuck with yourself as you are and life as you think life is. -- Mark Vonnegut
  • Poor Fred - he's actually working on a typo, and somebody ought to tell him. Twice in the New Testament Jesus withered fig trees, Isaiah withered a fig tree, and there's another place in the Old Testament - I think it-s in Psalms - where a fig tree was withered. God hates figs, not fags! -- Thom Hartmann
  • Contrary to popular assumptions, the Bible is not a record of the blessed good, but rather the blessed bad. Thats not a typo. The Bible is a record of the blessed bad. The Bible is not a witness to the best people making it up to God; its a witness to God making it down to the worst people. -- Tullian Tchividjian
  • Sometimes I'll spend an hour writing a tiny email. I work on it until I've created the illusion that I've dashed it off in three minutes. If I make a typo, I let it stand. Sometimes in fact I correct the typo without thinking, and then I back up and retype the typo so that it'll look more casual. I don't know why. -- Nicholson Baker
  • Every batch of sperm represents an opportunity for genetic typos - called de novo mutations - to be passed on. A 20-year-old man and woman will each pass on about 20 de novo mutations to a baby they conceive. By the time the couple is 40, a woman's total has remained at 20, while a man's has jumped to 65 - and it keeps climbing from there. -- Jeffrey Kluger
  • Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing. -- R. K. Milholland
  • There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't. -- Jarod Kintz
  • I've learned you can't write on a computer on a bus. It jiggles too much, especially an Apple. The keyboard jiggles around too much, and there are too many typos. -- Stephen Stills
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