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A two-party system is way too good for those two parties. -- Penn Jillette
I think there's a lot of problems with being a two-party system. -- Meg White
If Washington is a two-party town, why can't Hollywood be one too? -- Jon Voight
I did vote Obama. But I've never believed in the authenticity of the two-party system. -- Marilyn Manson
I think the executives have matured enough so that they recognize that we have a two-party system. In California, we have more than a two-party system. -- Lew Wasserman
The fact is that in a way, journalists become a kind of default in the system when you don't have substantive two-party back-and-forth inside of the government. -- Ron Suskind
It is important that the United States remain a two-party system. I'm a fellow who likes small parties and the Republican Party can't be too small to suit me. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other. -- Doug Stanhope
I agree that the two-party system stomps on any kind of competition. A great first step is to open the presidential debates to all qualified candidates, including the Libertarians. If that happens, the Libertarian party will experience unprecedented growth. -- Gary Johnson
George McGovern and his supporters committed what, in a two-party system, are capital crimes: they did not compromise, they took hard ideological positions, they alienated a large portion of their party's traditional supporters, and they lost - very, very badly. -- Elliott Abrams
I follow politics in a big way, and always have since I was a kid. I've got opinions, but they're opinions on both sides - not just anti-Republican, which is a real popular thing for a rap artist to do. If you dis Republicans, nobody will get mad. I think the two-party system sucks. It's absolutely ignorant. -- Sir Mix-a-Lot
I've never understood multi-party democracy. It's hard enough with two parties. -- Hillary Clinton
I hope the two wings of the Democratic Party may flap together. -- William Jennings Bryan
People have been unhappy for a long time about the two-party system. -- Julianne Malveaux
But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party -- Andy Warhol
Our two major parties are actually called the Liberal Party and the Conservative Party. -- Stockwell Day
The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one. -- Barry Crimmins
Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer. -- James Thurber
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. -- Nubar Gulbenkian
After one party loses two elections in a row, there's sort of blood in the water. -- Robert Dallek
The fact is Burke is smarter than two thirds of the Western Australian Labor Party rolled together -- Paul Keating
I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party. -- John Updike
Two months later at a party, Bernard pulled me into a closet and proposed. I said yes. -- Shelley Duvall
I am more convinced than ever that a lively two party system is essential to our democracy. -- Stockwell Day
The two party electoral system performs the essential function of helping to legitimate the existing social order. -- Michael Parenti
In a two-party system, if both parties ignore public opinion, there is no place voters can turn. -- Howard Zinn
You cannot say we are a healthy, dynamic democracy when one party wins almost two-thirds of the vote. -- F. W. de Klerk
Marriage is an intimate relationship between two people. It is a bad idea to involve a third party. -- Amy Dickinson
If I didn't make a single song in two months, I'm slippin'. You can't just party every night. -- G-Eazy
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Obama passes Obamacare, the Tea Party comes into existence over two things: this out of control Obama spending. -- Rush Limbaugh
Obama passes Obamacare, the Tea Party comes into existence over two things: this out of control Obama spending. -- Rush Limbaugh
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties -- Bob Hope
How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese? -- Charles de Gaulle
The western mindset erroneously equates a political system of multi-party democracy with high-quality institutions... the two are not synonymous. -- Dambisa Moyo
New Zealand, by the way, where I was ambassador, has had two women prime ministers - one from either party. -- Carol Moseley Braun
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change. -- Seth MacFarlane
Now there's a sight you don't see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing a Christmas party for sick children. (Doctor) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party. -- Alan K. Simpson
When the Democrat Party lost to Ronald Reagan in two landslides, it was the American people's fault. It was Reagan's fault. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
I think people are so disillusioned with the parties. It's one party with two different names, and they are so spineless. -- Malachy McCourt
When the Democrat Party lost to Ronald Reagan in two landslides, it was the American people's fault. It was Reagan's fault. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
On the fourth day of July following, a party of about two hundred Indians attacked Boonsborough, killed one man, and wounded two. -- Daniel Boone
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people. -- Gore Vidal
It would not be for the public good to have [a majority in Congress of one party] greater [than] two to one. -- Thomas Jefferson
I do think that we may be looking at a period in the next few years where the two-party system will fracture. -- Jonathan Tasini
There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party "¦ and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat. -- Gore Vidal
The world looks a totally different place after two wins. I can even enjoy watching Blind Date or laugh at Noel's House Party. -- Gordon Strachan
I think the Democratic Party realizes, having lost two presidential elections, we need to do a better job of creating a farm team. -- John Mahoney
I'm not going to talk about supporting somebody for a long time. I don't know who the two party candidates are going to be. -- Michael Bloomberg
Over the course of two terms, President Reagan revolutionized the Republican Party and changed the political atmosphere in a way still being felt today. -- Bill Jenkins
Over the course of two terms, President Reagan revolutionized the Republican Party and changed the political atmosphere in a way still being felt today. -- Bill Jenkins
Political nature abhors a vacuum, which is what often exists for a year or two in a party after it loses a presidential election. -- George Will
As someone who has led his party through two general elections, I have not always been immune from feeling the pressure of electioneering tactics. -- Charles Kennedy
The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people. -- John Green
There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots. And I want hereafter to be ranked with the latter and, I trust, the stronger party. -- Ulysses S. Grant
I went through two pretty dark years being fed up with the system and frustrated with my own party after two disastrous elections in 2006 and 2008. -- Jim DeMint
We must fight for our country and forget our differences. There can be but two parties: the party of patriots and the party of traitors ..." -- Seth Grahame Smith
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party. -- George Carlin
Because, you see, you only need one friend for a party. One is enough. Two is enough. Anything is enough.' ~pg 107; Adam on friendship -- Ann M. Martin
Pay attention America. Third party might not win it this year, but we could be seeing the shift away from a two party system unfolding. -- Jill Stein
Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And L.A. is the 'What party?' capital of the world. -- Carrie Fisher
We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of NO ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of BAD ideas. -- Lewis Black
Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country. -- Jimmy Fallon
It's time to override this fraud being committed on the American voter of the two-party tyranny of this private corporation of the Commission on Presidential Debates. -- Jill Stein
It's weird: The leader of the Conservative Party in England is two years younger than me, and I still don't really feel like a responsible adult. -- Jarvis Cocker
The free electoral process is one of the things that outsiders envy most about this country.The distinctly American two-party system is perpetuated through that process. -- Robert A. Agresta
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I have said before I think it would be really good to have a woman in the final two but that's a matter for the parliamentary party. -- Nicky Morgan
I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him. -- Lizzy Caplan
In the United States, the political system is a very marginal affair. There are two parties, so-called, but they're really factions of the same party, the Business Party. -- Noam Chomsky
If you bring bring the karaoke machine, I'll bring the air guitar. Also, if you bring two brings, like I just brought, we can have a Redundancy Party. -- Jarod Kintz
The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies. The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them. -- Alan Grayson
The recent AP poll that came out last month said that approximately 90% of the American people felt that the two-party system was failing us in the presidential election. -- Jill Stein
The two-party system has served America very well. We always have political movements one way or another but the evolution of a lasting third party probably will not happen. -- Dan Quayle
Antitrust laws ought to be deployed, not against business, but to bust this two-party monopoly, which subverts competition in government and rewards the colluding quislings with sinecures in perpetuity. -- Ilana Mercer
I'm sure there's a hell of a party in Ireland now and I know I don't have anything to do for two-and-a-half days so I'm going to party on -- Padraig Harrington
How about if I had two people in the race? The number would've been twice as good. In other words, people with 2 million people. Because the Republican party increased. -- Donald Trump
Saying we should keep the two-party system simply because it is working is like saying the Titanic voyage was a success because a few people survived on life rafts. -- Eugene McCarthy
He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved. -- Jarod Kintz
If you are going to be a mediator or arbitrator you have to be in the middle between the two sides; you cannot take sides only with one party. -- Bashar al-Assad
Our two-party system is a fraud, a sham, a delusion. On foreign policy, trade, immigration, Big Government, we have one-party government, one party press; and conservatives are being played for suckers. -- Pat Buchanan
What does it say about our country when people are so desperate for an alternative to our one-party state masquerading as a two-party state that they'll even elect a professional wrestler governor? -- Jello Biafra

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