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The composition of a tragedy requires testicles. -- Voltaire
The average human has one breast and one testicle. -- Des MacHale
I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind. -- Eric Hoffer
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -- Linda J. Furney
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle. -- Richard Wiseman
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness. -- Denis Diderot
Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. -- Nikita Khrushchev
Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example. -- John Dockery
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles. -- Darynda Jones
You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself. -- John Dobbin
A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied. -- Allan Pease
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown. -- Harris Wittels
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed. -- Norman Lindsay
Because men, compared to male chimps, have such relatively small testicles (large testicles indicate a species where many males mate, one after the other, with the same female), we might guess that promiscuous societies were uncommon in the immediate human past. -- Carl Sagan
I started puberty very late. I was nearly sixteen. And for complicated reasons this late arrival of my puberty caused me to stop playing competitive tennis. But before my puberty problem, I had trouble with my lower back and with my left testicle. -- Jonathan Ames
Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in. -- Bobby Slayton
I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian. -- Sacha Baron Cohen
We all know what feminists are. They are shrill, overly aggressive, man-hating, ball-busting, selfish, hairy, extremist, deliberately unattractive women with absolutely no sense of humor who see sexism at every turn. They make men's testicles shrivel up to the size of peas, they detest the family and think all children should be deported or drowned. -- Susan J. Douglas
What in the name of Zeus's testicles? -- Darynda Jones
A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble -- P. C. Cast
Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles. -- Alejandro Jodorowsky
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified. -- Cathleen Schine
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? -- Julie Kagawa
What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems. -- P. C. Cast
I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design. -- Mark Lawrence
I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian. -- Steven Morrissey
Boris [ Johnson]and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum]. -- Ken Livingstone
My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow. -- Dan Brown
Liver, lungs, heads, tails, kidneys, testicles, all of these things which are traditional, delicious and nutritious parts of our gastronomy go to waste. -- Tristram Stuart
Your unborn children cry in your testicles. I can hear them when you masturbate. Your mother loves me more than she loves you. -- Jarod Kintz
If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out. -- Orson Scott Card
In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um... -- Padma Lakshmi
I think of the meaning of the word testimony. Originally it named the custom of two men holding each other's testicles in a gesture of trust, later to metamorphose into the handshake. -- Alice Walker
I asked him what his work was. He answered that he devoted all his time to his political activitiesHe was undoubtedly busy with the diplomatic relations between his testicles and women's breast. -- Marjane Satrapi
I asked him what his work was. He answered that he devoted all his time to his political activities... He was undoubtedly busy with the diplomatic relations between his testicles and women's breast. -- Marjane Satrapi

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