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I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline. -- Laurie Notaro
There is no liberty without dependency. That is why we should celebrate tax day. -- Cass Sunstein
Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience. -- David Letterman
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Our opponents see an America in which every day is April 15, tax day. Well, we see an America in which every day is the Fourth of July. -- Ronald Reagan
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It's tax day and while many Americans are filing their taxes with a groan, taxpayers in the Badger State have reason to cheer. In Wisconsin, we have enacted more than $2 billion in tax cuts, giving our citizens much-needed relief, call us crazy Midwesterners but we think you know how to spend your money better than the government. -- Marco Rubio
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers: Go ahead, make my day. -- Ronald Reagan
I like Kindness it's something the Government can't tax and it's free to give away that will return to you some day -- Stanley Victor Paskavich
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax. -- W. C. Fields
I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad while you're here. -- David Giuntoli
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working. -- Jesse Ventura
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty. -- Jerry Weller
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. -- Rowan Atkinson
I`m going to work night and day to make sure that Americans get the tax relief that they need and deserve, and that our economy needs and deserves. -- Jay Carney
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids -- Harvey Mackay
While the wealthiest families completely benefit from the tax cuts targeted towards the upper brackets, middle-income families were hit with the unwelcome surprise of higher taxes on tax day. -- Tim Bishop

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