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...balance the budget ? Tax religion. -- Jello Biafra
Tax policy is not about compassion. -- Michael Steele
Tax reform is a once-in-a-generation opportunity. -- Max Baucus
A Bet is a Tax on Bullshit -- Alex Tabarrok
Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax. -- Max Baucus
Tax cuts are temporary, tax increases are permanent. -- Neal Boortz
Tax what you burn not what you earn. -- Christine Pelosi
Tax (reform) is ultimately a decision about values. -- Bill Bradley
Tax and Tax, spend and spend, elect and elect. -- Harry Hopkins
Tax bills create wealth. They help people live better. -- Nancy Johnson
Tax is for the poor or the stupid people. -- Dhirubhai Ambani
A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets. -- Malcolm Forbes
Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas. -- George Osborne
Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires? -- David Letterman
gun registration is no more complex than the Income Tax system. -- Joe Jordan
Tax returns give you nothing. Tax returns give you no information. -- Donald Trump
Our Income Tax System is a disgrace to the human race. -- Jimmy Carter
Don't tax you, don't tax me; Tax the companies across the sea. -- Dan Rostenkowski
Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once. -- William Shakespeare
Tax credits instead of a huge bureaucracy. This is the question for me. -- William Kristol
I love the Roth IRA. Tax-free income in retirement is a truly great deal. -- Suze Orman
Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times. -- John Fugelsang
Tax rates should never be raised in some brackets without being raised in all brackets. -- Bradley A. Smith
Tax reform means, "Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree." -- Russell B. Long
Tax time is the perfect opportunity to jumpstart your spring-cleaning by tackling your financial to-do list. -- Alexa Von Tobel
Tax increases appear to have a very large sustained and highly significant negative impact on output. -- Christina Romer
Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.' -- Russell B. Long
Tax is not a four-letter word; rather, it's the price we pay for the country we want. -- Alex Himelfarb
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight. -- Robert Kiyosaki
Tax cuts were not going to be effective at creating jobs, and the job creation record is lousy. -- Paul Krugman
The Tax Collector's letters are invariably mimeographed, and all they say is that you still haven't paid him. -- William Saroyan
We are looking for a Wealth Tax that will bring in sufficient revenue to justify having a wealth tax. -- Dick Spring
I'm not feeling undertaxed. Tax reform is an important issue. You have to have an inherent sense of fairness. -- Stephen A. Schwarzman
On GOP Tax Cuts: They'll take food out of the mouths of children to give tax cuts to the wealthiest. -- Nancy Pelosi
Tax cuts create more jobs and this is something we as Republicans have to do a better job of marketing. -- Pete Sessions
I don't think any Australian will ever forget, there will never be a Carbon Tax under a government I lead. -- Nigel Scullion
I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . . -- Dave Barry
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein
We shall tax and tax, and spend and spend, and elect and elect. -- Harry Hopkins
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. -- Bill Vaughan
I always felt thrilled and amazed that I could put actor on my tax form. -- Geoffrey Rush
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. -- Robert A. Heinlein
If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare. -- Lewis Black
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. -- Mike Royko
We do not commonly see in a tax a diminution of freedom, and yet it clearly is one. -- Herbert Spencer
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. -- Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
We must have a fair tax in the United States. We have to re-adjust it, we must be fiscally responsible. -- Peter Camejo
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. -- Arthur C. Clarke
For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? -- Jesus Christ
Disease is the tax which the soul pays for the body, as the tenant pays house-rent for the use of the house. -- Ramakrishna
I've advocated a proportional tax system. You make $10 billion, you pay a billion. You make $10, you pay one. And everybody gets treated the same way. -- Ben Carson
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I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief... For a time I rest in the grace of the world, and am free. -- Wendell Berry
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday. -- Noel Coward
Insisting that we must tax and take and demonize those who have already achieved the American Dream. That may turn out to be a good re-election strategy for President Obama, but is a demoralizing message for America. -- Chris Christie
What we're discussing privately and publicly, is a budget which is a blueprint for the future which creates jobs, which educates our children, which provides healthcare for all Americans, which takes our deficit down, which gives a tax cut for 95% of the American people. -- Nancy Pelosi
The Stamp Act was a direct tax imposed on the colonies by King George III. This act inevitably led to the American Revolution. Just as the Stamp Act did in 1765, Obamacare should act as a wake-up call. Chief Justice Roberts provides us with a similar call to action. -- Rand Paul
We don't need new taxes. We need new taxpayers, people that are gainfully employed, making money and paying into the tax system. And then we need a government that has the discipline to take that additional revenue and use it to pay down the debt and never grow it again. -- Marco Rubio
We Protestants automatically assume that the Pharisees are the Catholics. They are the self-righteous people who have made Christianity a form of legalistic religion, thereby destroying the free grace of the Gospel. We Protestants are the tax collectors, knowing that we are sinners and that our lives depend upon God's free grace. -- Stanley Hauerwas
The deepest change begins with men raising children as much as women do and women being equal actors in the world outside the home. There are many ways of supporting that, from something as simple as paid sick leave and flexible work hours to attributing an economic value to all caregiving and making that amount tax deductible. -- Gloria Steinem
I want to reform the tax code so that it's simple, fair, and asks the wealthiest households to pay higher taxes on incomes over $250,000 - the same rate we had when Bill Clinton was president; the same rate we had when our economy created nearly 23 million new jobs, the biggest surplus in history, and a lot of millionaires to boot. -- Barack Obama
But only 'rich' people by definition have the 'extra' money to buy things and invest to create economic growth. Do we really want to tax that 'extra' money away - and give it to the government to spend? Does that make any economic sense outside of politics and our emotional desire to make everyone suffer equally through these tough times? -- Terry Savage
Corporations must pay tax. -- Gore Vidal
... consequence has its tax;... -- Jane Austen
Managed funds are astonishingly tax-inefficient. -- John C. Bogle
Lotteries, a tax upon imbeciles. -- Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour
Lotteries, a tax upon imbeciles. -- Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour
Every advantage has its tax. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Social Security is a tax. -- Todd Akin
I will veto any tax increase. -- Susana Martinez
Our current tax system is broken. -- Dick Armey
Ive never supported a payroll tax. -- David Dewhurst
Diseases are the tax on pleasures. -- John Ray
We want taxpayers, not tax wasters. -- Rick Perry
The childcare tax credit makes some sense. -- Noam Chomsky
A heavy progressive or graduated income tax. -- Karl Marx
European lotteries are the tax on fools. -- Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour
What we need is fundamental tax reform. -- Rob Portman
Improved AR roads, via voter-approved tax increase. -- Mike Huckabee
Financial transaction tax raises problems of competition. -- Jose Manuel Barroso
I'm for tax reform, not tax increases. -- Grover Norquist
Higher energy prices act like a tax. -- John W. Snow
Whatever you tax you get less of. -- Alan Greenspan
A lottery is a tax on stupidity. -- Ambrose Bierce
Keep your tax-cutting, greedy hands off our medicare -- Edward Kennedy
Fewer people working means permanently lower tax revenues. -- Christina Romer
Religious organisations have an automatic tax-free charitable status. -- Richard Dawkins
Today, and I'm very strongly against tax increases. -- Donald Trump
Gas tax holiday is a classic Washington gimmick. -- Barack Obama
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Reagan has turned America into a tax haven. -- John Updike
Politeness is sometimes a great tax upon sincerity. -- Charlotte Lennox
I don't like paying 50 per cent of tax. -- Alan Sugar
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. -- Douglas Adams
I have never voted for a tax increase. -- Marco Rubio
The current tax code is a daily mugging. -- Ronald Reagan
There's no such thing as a good tax. -- Winston Churchill
Envy was just the tax you paid on success. -- David Nicholls
Actually, I'm a strong supporter of comprehensive tax reform. -- John S. Watson
I strongly support tax relief for the middle class. -- Rick Larsen
That's the biggest problem, is the tax code itself. -- Herman Cain
Input of public judgement for any major tax reform. -- Newt Gingrich
Democrats don't represent the taxpayers, they represent the tax-consumers... -- Glenn Reynolds
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There is no such thing as a good tax. -- Winston Churchill
NEA includes most bizarre & extreme misuse of tax funds. -- Newt Gingrich
Advertising is a tax for having an unremarkable product -- Robert Stephens
The tax system is stacked against the average taxpayer. -- Edward Kennedy
Advertising is the tax you pay for being unremarkable. -- Robert Stephens
Cops today are nothing but an armed tax collector -- Frank Serpico
We have no plans to increase tax at all. -- Tony Blair
Its no secret that I've never liked tax credits. -- Jack Kemp
All is fair in love, war and tax evasion. -- Tom Sharpe
The power to tax is the power to destroy. -- John Marshall
I am very much in favor of tax cuts. -- John McCain
Grief is the tax we pay on our attachments... -- Thomas Lynch
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt. -- George Sewell
For every benefit you receive a tax is levied. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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