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I'm tired of eating your family's lousy, tasteless recipes," Dad said. "Tasteless recipes? My grandmother's rolling in her grave!" "It's from indigestion. -- Neal Shusterman
Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless. -- Allen Klein
Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence. -- O. Henry
Health is the soul that animates all the enjoyments of life, which fade and are tasteless without it. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
There's definitely a fine line between tasteful and tasteless, and as a stylist, it's a line you want to ride very carefully. -- Brad Goreski
The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out. -- Calvin Trillin
I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share; it is time to go. I will do it elegantly. -- Albert Einstein
The only thing that counts is if you know how to prepare your ingredients. Even if with the best and freshest ingredients in the world, if your dish is tasteless or burnt, it's ruined. -- Martin Yan
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For starters, let's dispense with the cheap jokes about cannibalism. That means cracks about giving an arm and a leg - sorry - for a good book on the subject, or similar tasteless - sorry, again - attempts to make the subject more palatable - last one. -- Mitchell Zuckoff
First developed as a weapon by the U.S. Army, VX is an oily, odorless and tasteless liquid that kills on contact with the skin or when inhaled in aerosol form. Like other nerve agents, it is treatable in the first minutes after exposure but otherwise leads swiftly to fatal convulsions and respiratory failure. -- Barton Gellman
Meat, to me, it's slightly boring. Hold on, I love meat too, but only once in a while. You get a piece of meat, and you put it in your mouth, you chew, the first five seconds, all the juices flow around your mouth, they're gone, and then you are 20 more seconds chewing something that is tasteless at this point. -- Jose Andres Puerta
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it's crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it's laughing. Nowadays, we would say, 'How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.' -- Gilbert Gottfried
Act non-action; undertake no undertaking; taste the tasteless. -- Laozi
Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill bred it is! -- Catullus
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. -- Garrison Keillor
I'm losing my taste for everything, including even my taste for finding everything tasteless. -- Fernando Pessoa
Silence is so often applauded and those who speak out are often called tasteless. -- Margaret Cho
Sometimes we remain true to a cause simply because its opponents are unfailingly tasteless. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
The nourishing fruit of the historically understood contains time as a precious but tasteless seed. -- Walter Benjamin
beautiful December grapes, blue as plums, every grape a little skinful of sweet, tasteless water -- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned. -- Paula Deen
Those are my goals, you know. To be smart, tasteless, and feeling. Something to shoot for. -- Guy Maddin
The dullard finds even wine tasteless, while the sorcerer is intoxicated by the mere sight of water. -- Hakim Bey
Health is the soul that animates all the enjoyments of life, which fade and are tasteless without it. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless. -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I really don't know what's good or bad art because all the art I like people tell me is tasteless. -- Ed Sheeran
Your people eat dry and tasteless flesh but it is off plates as smooth as ivory and as round as the sun. -- C. S. Lewis
The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything. -- Redd Foxx
Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite -- everything seems so flat and tasteless. -- Helen Rowland
Those who run to long words are mainly the unskillful and tasteless; they confuse pomposity with dignity, flaccidity with ease, and bulk with force. -- Henry Watson Fowler
You cannot sell a blemished apple in the supermarket, but you can sell a tasteless one provided it is shiny, smooth, even, uniform and bright. -- Elspeth Huxley
Form no covetous desire, so that the demon of greediness may not deceive thee, and the treasure of the world may not be tasteless to thee. -- Zoroaster
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. -- Robert Orben
The more I fly, the more I'm convinced that the true wonder of modern aviation is the transformation of tasteless particles into something known as airplane food. -- Bob Blumer
I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly. -- Albert Einstein
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot. -- Jo Brand
Despair ... is like a gas, odourless, tasteless, without nourishment. You breathe it in, your limbs relax, you cease to care, even at the moment when the steel touches your throat. -- J. M. Coetzee
Just as our bread, mixed and baked, packaged and sold without benefit of accident or human frailty, is uniformly good and uniformly tasteless, so will our speech become one speech. -- John Steinbeck
Mankind flung its advance agents ever outward, ever outward. Eventually it flung them out into space, into the colorless, tasteless, weightless sea of outwardness without end. It flung them like stones. -- Kurt Vonnegut
We are all so guilty at the way we have allowed the world around us to become more ugly and tasteless every year that we surrender to terror and steep ourselves in it. -- Norman Mailer
When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no one could eat, not the children, not the cow. -- Annie Proulx

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