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Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her. -- Mitch Albom
Sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy. -- Lisa Loeb
There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious. -- Stephen Colbert
It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy. -- Chauncey Depew
Your playing is like salt water taffy. You see all the beautiful colors, red, yellow, blue, but they all taste the same. -- Marcel Tabuteau
It's strange how memory gets twisted and pulled like taffy in its retelling, how a single event can mean something different to everyone present. -- Lisa Unger
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean. -- Daniel Handler
In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers. -- Ann Landers
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy." -- Dave Attell
I used to think of two people in love like that. Like puzzle pieces, fitting together. But it's not like that at all. Love pulls a part of you out, and it pulls a part of him - like taffy, stretching but not separating. The tendrils of each one wrap around the other, until they meld together. One, but not quite. Separate, but not quite. -- Tammara Webber
Every time I told my cocker spaniel, Taffy, my very first dog, that we were going for a walk, she would launch into a celebratory dance that ended with her racing around the room, always clockwise, and faster and faster, as if her joy could not be possibly contained. Even as a young boy I knew that hardly any creature could express joy so vividly as a dog. -- Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
This is what we do. Not so much argue as joust, in jest. We can't stop pushing and pulling the taffy of words and concepts. -- Larry Duberstein

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