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Great art is horseshit, buy tacos. -- Charles Bukowski
Don't judge your taco by its price -- Hunter S. Thompson
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You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter. -- Robin Williams
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You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos. -- Gabriel Iglesias
I've never really fancied Mexican food. A taco rather minds me of a puncture outfit. -- Sean Connery
I love Taco Bell. Whenever I go there, I could get anything on the menu and be totally happy. -- Chris Massoglia
Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco. -- Dan Rather
I had only two jobs my entire life Taco Bell for six months and Kroger's Food store for one day! -- Dante Hall
I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe. -- Demetri Martin
Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl...... it even makes the milk taste like tacos! -- Harry Styles
You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her. -- J.R. Ward
In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans. -- Martin Yan
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell. -- Bryan Hayes
I wonder if anybody ever decided to commit suicide, then thought; but first I'm going to stop by that taco place I like so much. -- Dov Davidoff
I don't know much about the Supreme Court. If it's anything like the Supreme Taco, it's like a regular court, but with extra sour cream. -- Craig Ferguson
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. -- Jimmy Fallon
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer. -- Tom Robbins
No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do? -- Richelle Mead
A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil for food, we're giving them oil in food. -- Jay Leno
This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through. -- Jimmy Fallon
You're going from audition to audition, changing in the backseat, and all that fun stuff that's great to do at one time in your life. That's when the 49-cent taco, as disgusting as it is, really plays into your day. It really helps you out. -- Eva Mendes
I don't have a diet, and whenever I feel like eating a burger or pizza or tacos, I just go for it. I feel like my body is telling me I need that. I think it's important for an actress to look like a real person. -- Stephanie Sigman
Seems Google management figured out it is cheaper, happier and more productive to take care of their employees and create a positive work environment than to burn them to a crisp, make them afraid of the future, and send them off into the highways and byways of California in search of a Taco Bell for lunch. -- Joe McNally
Tacos are the perfect food. -- Sophia Bush
Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is! -- Becca Fitzpatrick
Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius."pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss -- Heather Brewer
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I love the little tacos. I love them goooood! -- Invader
I didnt get this physique by not eating tacos. -- Jon Tester
I didn't get this physique by not eating tacos. -- Jon Tester
Well," Claire said, "at least we have tacos. Everything goes better with tacos. -- Rachel Caine
I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass -- Rachel Caine
For a group of friends or a family dinner, fish tacos are popular and fun to make. -- Tom Douglas
Strictly cop and go's until we laid in the Galapagos Eating tacos, higher than an opera note -- Action Bronson
My sister's fish tacos are out of control. I'd give her a restaurant if I were a gazillionaire. -- Mary-Louise Parker
I don't eat fast food often, but I love tacos. I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is. -- Ken Baumann
Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. -- Simone Elkeles
For a quick, healthy meal that's also fun for kids, I serve fish tacos: soft tortillas, lettuce, tomatoes, black beans and brown rice. -- Kim Raver
I grew up eating street tacos and burritos on the beach, so I like people who can eat and aren't afraid to show it. -- Emily Ratajkowski
I must confess, I'm not the best cook. I make a mean salsa, as I like hot sauce and, you know, tacos, because I'm a California kid, and that's about it. -- Sasha Grey
My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos. -- Darynda Jones

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