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It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. -- Seth
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet." "Oh real funny. Tease the blind man." ~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 -- Maria V. Snyder
I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies. -- Wanda Sykes
Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny if it weren't for the cartoon figures being real guys... -- Ken Kesey
Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die. And then some. Mum, there is nothing to forgive. You gave me life. And, hey, you're not crazy anymore. Everybody thinks I am. Real funny, mum. -- Christopher Titus
For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way. -- Elle Fanning
In real life, comedians aren't funny. -- Michael Showalter
What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life. -- Anne Lamott
Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. -- Carl Hiaasen
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. -- Johnny Knoxville
Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real. -- Gloria Steinem
Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing. -- A. O. Scott
Ruth's writing is so joyful, funny and uplifting; it's always a real treat of a read. -- Fiona Walker
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. -- Barbara Corcoran
For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard. -- Seth Rogen
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. -- Paula Danziger
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. -- Seth
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. -- Ben Barnes
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. -- Aaron McGruder
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. -- Greg Giraldo
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. -- Jake M. Johnson
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, -- Eugene Levy
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen. -- Anthony Burgess
Gene Wilder often said that his job as an actor wasn't to make something funny but to make it real. -- Gene Wilder
Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man. -- Judd Nelson
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. -- Carol Burnett
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. -- Carol Burnett
Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real. -- Laura Prepon
Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial. -- Taylor Swift
You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet.Oh real funny. Tease the blind man. ~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115 -- Maria V. Snyder
The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture. -- Simon Pegg
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny. -- Morgan Freeman
The real question is how do you stay funny in your 70s and 80s? And that's a real accomplishment, you know, the longevity. -- Jeff Ross
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
I just think [Gangster Party Line] is funny and stupid and all the dudes in it are real dudes. It's just a funny construction. -- Neal Brennan
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are. -- Marlon Wayans
It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. -- Gary Gulman
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. -- Ben Stiller
Yeah, that's funny, huh?...Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are. -- Walter Dean Myers
If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier -- Gene Wilder
Anything that's really grounded in humanity and is real, but just happens to be faux pas, or just really shouldn't be funny, I like it. -- Rockmond Dunbar
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious. -- Shailene Woodley
It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. -- Jack Handey
My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. -- Carol Bartz
The real world has always been far more exciting and funny and dangerous to me than anything somebody could conjure up sitting in front of a computer. -- Tony Scott
It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. -- Gwen Ifill
Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny. -- Al Yankovic
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.' -- Shailene Woodley
Yes, Louise Brooks was beautiful and intelligent, and she could be very funny, but obviously there was a deep insecurity there, a real destructive rage and immaturity. -- Laura Moriarty
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. -- Zach Galifianakis
It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. -- Jeff Bridges
I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good. -- Katie Lowes
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great. -- Paul Feig

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