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  • Avoid Arguments Like Rattlesnakes And Earthquakes -- Dale Carnegie
  • Rattlesnakes would be a lot more dangerous if they didn't have the rattle. -- Louis Sachar
  • A rattlesnake that doesn't bite teaches you nothing. -- Jessamyn West
  • I loved her like a rabbit loves a rattlesnake -- James M. Cain
  • I learnt how to hunt rattlesnakes with an eagle for Serena. -- Ron Rash
  • After a hard day of basic training, you could eat a rattlesnake. -- Elvis Presley
  • A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights. -- Lance Morrow
  • One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake. -- Billy Sunday
  • If I had my way we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes. -- William S. Burroughs
  • When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck to crush him. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron. -- Claude Osteen
  • I do not think I have any uncharitable prejudice against the rattlesnake, still, I should not like to be one. -- Herman Melville
  • I regarded drugs as somewhat like rattlesnakes - it's possible to pick one up without getting bit, but why bother? -- Elizabeth Moon
  • Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake. -- Demetri Martin
  • The righteousness of men should be treated with the same respect that one would accord to a rattlesnake. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • If you take steroids, you have to pay the price. They can kill you; there are no shortcuts. It's like going to bed with a rattlesnake, it's got to get you. -- Jack LaLanne
  • If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake. -- Kurt Vonnegut
  • To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken - only tougher. -- Alistair Cooke
  • Crikey means gee whiz, wow! Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and all those sharks in the big MGM building. -- Steve Irwin
  • When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes. -- Jack Handey
  • My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to alligators and rattlesnakes and all the trees and plants. -- Jim Fowler
  • A thing is good because it is good, not because it is natural. A thing is bad because it is bad, not because its artificial. It is not a damn iota better to be bitten by a rattlesnake than shot by a gun. -- Tom Robbins
  • A Rattlesnake, if Cornered will become so angry it will bite itself. That is exactly what the harboring of hate and resentment against others is -- a biting of oneself. We think we are harming others in holding these spites and hates, but the deeper harm is to ourselves. -- E. Stanley Jones
  • I have taxidermy pets that are very close to me. I have a little lizard with a head that comes on and off that I call Nicolas Cage because his face is long. And I have a big diamondback rattlesnake called Rufus, and I have some rats in jars and stuff. -- Mackenzie Davis
  • May your trails be dim, lonesome, stony, narrow, winding and only slightly uphill. May the wind bring rain for the slickrock potholes fourteen miles on the other side of yonder blue ridge. May God's dog serenade your campfire, may the rattlesnake and the screech owl amuse your reverie, may the Great Sun dazzle your eyes by day and the Great Bear watch over you by night. -- Edward Abbey
  • I learnt how to hunt rattlesnakes with an eagle for 'Serena.' -- Ron Rash
  • If your gonna play with rattlesnakes, you better know what rattlesnakes do. -- Smokey Yunick
  • We angels are misconceived in the human world. People perceive us as kindly and bountiful; when, in truth, we are about as fluffy, as gentle, as yielding, as rattlesnakes. -- Rebecca Lim
  • I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup. -- Alan Alda
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