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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken - only tougher. -- Alistair Cooke
A Rattlesnake, if Cornered will become so angry it will bite itself. That is exactly what the harboring of hate and resentment against others is -- a biting of oneself. We think we are harming others in holding these spites and hates, but the deeper harm is to ourselves. -- E. Stanley Jones
A rattlesnake that doesn't bite teaches you nothing. -- Jessamyn West
He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights. -- Lance Morrow
When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike, you do not wait until he has struck to crush him. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
My father was a sort of John Wayne Texan who'd worked as a cowboy when he was young. He'd participated in rattlesnake round-ups and swum with copperheads. -- Edmund White
I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to. -- Chris Hardwick
I have taxidermy pets that are very close to me. I have a little lizard with a head that comes on and off that I call Nicolas Cage because his face is long. And I have a big diamondback rattlesnake called Rufus, and I have some rats in jars and stuff. -- Mackenzie Davis
The delicate sensitivity of a frightened rattlesnake. -- Ross MacDonald
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans". -- Ambrose Bierce
I loved her like a rabbit loves a rattlesnake -- James M. Cain
After a hard day of basic training, you could eat a rattlesnake. -- Elvis Presley
I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now. -- Joe Teti
One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake. -- Billy Sunday
Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron. -- Claude Osteen
I do not think I have any uncharitable prejudice against the rattlesnake, still, I should not like to be one. -- Herman Melville
I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket. -- Ben Hogan
The creator and arbiter of beauty is the heart; to the male rattlesnake the female rattlesnake is the loveliest thing in nature. -- Ambrose Bierce
I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it. -- Joe Teti
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow. -- Josh Billings
It doesn't take time to change once you understand the problem...Somebody hands you a rattlesnake, it doesn't take long to drop it, does it? -- Richard Bach
I've gotten rid of the yips four times but they hang in there. You know those two-foot downhill putts with a break? I'd rather see a rattlesnake. -- Sam Snead
Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake. -- Demetri Martin
The righteousness of men should be treated with the same respect that one would accord to a rattlesnake. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
If you take steroids, you have to pay the price. They can kill you; there are no shortcuts. It's like going to bed with a rattlesnake, it's got to get you. -- Jack LaLanne
If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake. -- Kurt Vonnegut
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes. -- Jack Handey

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