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There would be no Lenin without Rasputin. -- Robert K. Massie
Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin. -- Aristotle Onassis
Saying the Washington Post is just a newspaper is like saying Rasputin was just a country priest. -- Pat Buchanan
It's very rare that someone gets the death penalty for charges of conspiracy, for his influence, for his Svengali-Rasputin act. -- Raymond Pettibon
Love was a terrible thing. You poisoned it and stabbed at it and knocked it down into the mud - well down - and it got up and staggered on, bleeding and muddy and awful. Like - like Rasputin. -- Jean Rhys
He's like the Rasputin of reapers. -- Rachel Vincent
I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I have terrible handwriting. Probably because I hold my pen with two chopsticks. I once wrote a love letter that looked more like a portrait of Rasputin. -- Jarod Kintz
I'm assuming you're as mystified by this as the rest of us, Rasputin. No. I'm not. I have been planning to destroy the Breakworld since I was a child. [silence] This is why I don't make so many jokes. I never know when is good. -- Joss Whedon

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