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Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area. -- Doug Stanhope
Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans. -- James Lee
I constantly watch 'The Simpsons' and an English cartoon called 'The Raccoons' and 'Gummi Bears.' I was obsessed with ninja films, and the 'Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles,' I used to love that as well. -- Matt Smith
Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon. -- Randy Quaid
An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers. -- Ilona Andrews
Most of America don't even listen to music probably. They just go raccoon hunting or something. -- Graham Coxon
Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can. -- Joss Whedon
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get. -- LIZ
I'm not enthused by these rap dudes. All in they videos, posin' half nude, with all of them tattoos, Til I blacken they eyes and have them lookin' like raccoons. -- Trife Diesel
Sometimes a fireman will go to great strenuous lengths to save a raccoon that's stuck in a drainpipe and then go out on the weekend and kill several of them for amusement. -- George Carlin
We don't have to go to wild places to find wildlife. A surprisingly wide range of species can be found in our sities and towns, from familiar animals like the raccoon to more exotic ones like the mountain lion. -- Roger Tory Peterson
Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood. -- Phil Donahue
But if you, as an independent filmmaker or a 'serious' filmmaker, think you put more love into your characters than the Russo Brothers do Captain America, or Joss Whedon does the Hulk, or I do a talking raccoon, you are simply mistaken. -- James Gunn
I was really inspired while I was pregnant and I wrote a whole album for my baby. I wanted to write a kids album that didn't annoy parents. I used The Beatles 'Rocky Raccoon' as sort of a starting place for my writing. -- Jewel
Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second floor of Calamity's, my dad's bar, which sat right in front of our apartment building. The short commute was nice and rarely invloved rabid raccoons. -- Darynda Jones
I grew up in New Hampshire. My closest neighbor was a mile away. The deer and the raccoons were my friends. So I would spend time walking through the woods, looking for the most beautiful tropical thing that can survive the winter in the woods in New Hampshire. -- Steven Tyler
I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!' 'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?' 'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it! -- Jeff Smith
I'd gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins. -- Jeaniene Frost
I bet she woke up with her hair looking like something out of a Pantene commercial while little bluebirds circled around her head, and raccoons brought her breakfast or something. -- Rachel Hawkins
Why is love easy? I don't know. And the raccoons don't say. -- Robert Fulghum

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