Rabbits quotes:

  • You can't be chasing 15 rabbits. Otherwise, the public mind cannot follow you. -- Brian Mulroney
  • I can hypnotize rabbits. -- Elena Anaya
  • If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. -- Mitch Hedberg
  • Rabbits need dignity and above all the will to accept their fate. -- Richard Adams
  • A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. -- Edith Sitwell
  • Rabbits are played. Nowadays it's all about the turtles. Tell them it's a ninja, they'll freak. -- Etgar Keret
  • Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were--Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter. -- Beatrix Potter
  • I have always brought home stray animals - everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles. -- Amy Weber
  • Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck
  • Rabbits live close to death and when death comes closer than usual, thinking about survival leaves little room for anything else. -- Richard Adams
  • A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. -- Carl Sandburg
  • There are no Rabbits in the north-west. This statement, far from final, is practically true today, but I saw plenty of Lynxes, and one cannot write of ducks without mentioning water. -- Ernest Thompson Seton
  • People's dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It's what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around. -- Barbara Kingsolver
  • The excitement of being a Task Rabbit is that you can create your own businesses and become an entrepreneur. We're creating jobs for people in this economy. Some of the Task Rabbits are cashing out at $5,000 per month. -- Leah Busque
  • Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. -- George Orwell
  • The world has different owners at sunrise... Even your own garden does not belong to you. Rabbits and blackbirds have the lawns; a tortoise-shell cat who never appears in daytime patrols the brick walls, and a golden-tailed pheasant glints his way through the iris spears. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
  • He who chases two rabbits, catches none. -- Confucius
  • Person who chases two rabbits catches neither. -- Robin Sharma
  • If you chase two rabbits, you catch none. -- Confucius
  • Some think, excuse me if I use the word, that in order to be good Catholics, we have to be like rabbits - but no. -- Pope Francis
  • You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. -- Harvey Diamond
  • What is a country without rabbits and partridges? They are among the most simple and indigenous animal products; ancient and venerable families known to antiquity as to modern times; of the very hue and substance of Nature, nearest allied to leaves and to the ground. -- Henry David Thoreau
  • Everywhere there was somewhere and everywhere there they were men women children dogs cows wild pigs little rabbits cats lizards and animals. That is the way it was. And everybody dogs cats sheep rabbits and lizards and children all wanted to tell ... all about themselves. -- Gertrude Stein
  • Let me say it openly: we are surrounded by an enterprise of degradation, cruelty, and killing which rivals anything the Third Reich was capable of, indeed dwarfs it, in that ours is an enterprise without end, self-regenerating, bringing rabbits, rats, poultry, livestock ceaselessly into the world for the purpose of killing them. -- J. M. Coetzee
  • If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts. -- Ellen DeGeneres
  • The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him? -- Zhuangzi
  • Kids love rabbits... they just like them. -- Johnny Bach
  • I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden. -- Kelli Williams
  • Things were so bad we ate rabbits that neighbours had run over and gave to us because they knew we were broke. -- Al Purdy
  • Unfortunately, most gun control advocates are not really interested in rational debate, and their political games simply send Alice chasing white rabbits down holes. -- Bob Barr
  • All politicians should have 3 hats - one to throw into the ring, one to talk through, and one to pull rabbits out of if elected. -- Carl Sandburg
  • It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. -- Rod Serling
  • If you turned into a wolf, there's no reason why you'd become evil and start eating people, is there? You'd just be a wolf, run around, try to catch rabbits or something. -- Martin Millar
  • The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family, and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch. What are they to do? -- George Crook
  • All fiction is about people, unless it's about rabbits pretending to be people. It's all essentially characters in action, which means characters moving through time and changes taking place, and that's what we call 'the plot'. -- Margaret Atwood
  • If I was good each week, my father would take me to a different pet store each Saturday. I had a snake, horny toads, turtles, lizards, rabbits, guinea pigs... I kept my alligator in the bathtub until it got too big. -- Dick Van Patten
  • The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world. -- Lloyd Kaufman
  • Today, I marvel at the vegan foods in the supermarket, at the cruelty-free clothing choices in stores, and at the fantastic alternatives to dissection in schools, the modern ways to test medicines without killing rabbits and beagles, the many forms of entertainment involving purely human performers. -- Ingrid Newkirk
  • Like lots of baby boomers, I was brought up on archaic anthropomorphism. Upstanding Christian dogs. Rabbits with family values. Because the ancient texts and pictures were sacred - Potter, Milne and the rest. Even concerned parents who knew Freud and Jung never saw the contradictions in feeding us on them. -- Peter York
  • The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very different from your beloved dog or cat. They all have eyes, ears and hearts. They all experience pain when they are physically maimed. They shake with fear when they experience terror. -- Jane Velez-Mitchell
  • One of the first houses we lived in was like out of a fairy story. We had a stream that ran through our garden, and we played with the ducks - we locked them in my mum's office, and they pooed everywhere. It was crazy, picking blackberries and mushrooms, rabbits running through your legs. -- Emilia Clarke
  • There are more humans than all of the rabbits on earth. There are more of us than all the wildebeests, than all the rats, than all the mice. We are the most numerous mammal on the planet. But because we're not like rabbits or rats or mice, we have technology, we have a consumptive appetite, we have a global economy. -- David Suzuki
  • Little rabbits have big ears. -- Virginia C. Andrews
  • Kids love rabbits... they just like them. -- Johnny Bach
  • From a hundred rabbits you can't make a horse. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky
  • If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both. -- Leonard Nimoy
  • Sometimes rabbits, like, turn me on. I don't know why. -- James Franco
  • When you are hunting elephants, don't get distracted chasing rabbits. -- T. Boone Pickens
  • Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers. -- Sharyn McCrumb
  • We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
  • I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn't mean no harm, George. -- John Steinbeck
  • You shouldn't have to settle for rabbits if what you want is deer -- Daniel Quinn
  • Winston Churchill is always expecting rabbits to come out of an empty hat. -- Evelyn Waugh
  • At a certain point, if you chase two rabbits, you lose them both. -- Taylor Swift
  • Most magicians are nothing more than laymen with rabbits on their business cards -- Darwin Ortiz
  • His lion and hippo legs twitched. I wondered if netherworld monsters dreamed of chasing rabbits. -- Rick Riordan
  • I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits. -- Julie Kagawa
  • Don't fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you. -- Bobby Knight
  • If the poor rabbits knew I was selling their dead bodies for wine, they would be heartbroken. -- David Adams Richards
  • Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
  • He missed having a wild green world on his doorstep - no rabbits or pheasants or badgers. -- Kate Atkinson
  • Man wants to be the king o' the rabbits, he best wear a pair o' floppy ears. -- George R. R. Martin
  • The rabbits though and thought. "If we're normal and Leo is normal, then normal is whatever you are! -- Stephen Cosgrove
  • If there are nine rabbits on the ground and you want to catch one, just focus on one. -- Jack Ma
  • Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel
  • If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway? -- Richard Jeni
  • One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder. -- Mel Brooks
  • If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits. -- Gabriel Iglesias
  • I love like a turtle takes a shower. Slowly, and with an audience of paying rabbits there to cheer encouragement. -- Jarod Kintz
  • I can't even say 'hair pie,'' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits.... -- Jonathan Safran Foer
  • We must at last put a stop to having people move into their quarters like chickens and rabbits into their coops. -- Friedensreich Hundertwasser
  • Applied Science is a conjuror, whose bottomless hat yields impartially the softest of Angora rabbits and the most petrifying of Medusas. -- Aldous Huxley
  • The white tails of rabbits, according to some theologians, have a purpose, namely to make it easier for sportsmen to shoot them. -- Bertrand Russell
  • How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? -- Rod Serling
  • There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money. -- Kat Dennings
  • Lies were like having a pregnant rabbit. One day you had one, but before you knew it, there were rabbits all over the place. -- Charles de Lint
  • When challenged by a zealous Popperian to say how evolution could ever be falsified, J. B. S. Haldane famously growled: 'Fossil rabbits in the Precambrian. -- Richard Dawkins
  • People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. That's just ok. -- Bob Ross
  • To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two. -- Bob Hope
  • Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them. -- Karen Marie Moning
  • If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs and rabbits worrying about their menus and yet they run much faster than humans. -- Emil Zatopek
  • You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think. -Angela the Herbalist -- Christopher Paolini
  • One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
  • At least he went on saying this till Aslan had loaded him up with three dwarfs, one dryad, two rabbits, and a hedgehog, that steadied him a bit. -- C. S. Lewis
  • As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. -- Peter S. Beagle
  • All right, two dozen house specials. Any chance one of you might want to live dangerously and try a vegetable? (Aimee) Do we look like rabbits to you? (Fury) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course. -- P. G. Wodehouse
  • I don't know why one can't chase two rabbits at the same time, even in the literal sense of those words. If you have the hounds, go ahead and pursue. -- Anton Chekhov
  • Houdini used to pull rabbits out of a hat, but he never tried to make a living out of selling them when he had pulled them out of the hat -- Tommy Douglas
  • It's rather useless to write a gripping narrative with nothing in it but climate change because novels are always about people even if they purport to be about rabbits or robots. -- Margaret Atwood
  • It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black, the cobbledstreets silent and the hunched courters'-and-rabbits' wood limping invisible down to the sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishingboat-bobbing sea. -- Dylan Thomas
  • He found a formula for drawing comic rabbits: This formula for drawing comic rabbits paid. Till in the end he could not change the tragic habits This formula for drawing comic rabbits made. -- Robert Graves
  • Throughout history, men have tried to play God by moving rabbits, goats, sparrows, mongooses, and a hundred other species to oceanic islands and island continents, and later have wished to God they hadn't. -- Victor Blanchard Scheffer
  • The families of rabbits or woodchucks will eat the salad greens just before they are ready to be picked; I plot ways to kill these animals but can never bring myself to do it... -- Jamaica Kincaid
  • I had always been fascinated by the whole idea that Australia was this different ecology and that when rabbits and prickly pears and other things from Europe were introduced into Australia, they ran amok. -- David Gerrold
  • The idea that I [should] trust my eyes more than the stats, I don't buy that because I've seen magicians pull rabbits out of hats and I know that the rabbit's not in there. -- Billy Beane
  • Why are we designed to see the world as supremely beautiful just as we're about to be snuffed? Do rabbits feel the same as the fox teeth bite down on their necks? Is it mercy? -- Margaret Atwood
  • He nodded nervously. "?He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits.' I stared at him. "?You're scared of bunnies?' "?Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenceless satyrs. -- Rick Riordan