Parking Spots quotes:

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  • Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. -- Zach Braff
  • Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them -- Megan Amram
  • Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end. -- Isaac Asimov
  • Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him. -- Dov Davidoff
  • When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. -- Steven Wright
  • I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot -- Saul Perlmutter
  • Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass. -- Jill Shalvis
  • I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything going on in their lives, like whether they found a parking spot or what they ate for breakfast." "But why?" Josh asks. -- Jay Asher
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